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I miss a person very much-Bai Juyi (everlasting regret)

1, "I want a pet!" What do you want to keep? "Of course I left you!" Why is this? "Because raising pigs can make a fortune!"

2. "Delete your LOL if you were unhappy yesterday." "Why are you unhappy?"

3. "What are you if I stay?" "What?" You are jingling, because Linger wants to jingle.

4. White jade wears pearl buttons, hoping to grow old together.

It takes three seconds to say "I love you", three hours to explain it, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.

6. "I have magic. I can always find something beautiful. " Like what? "you"

Miss a person's beautiful sentence.

7. "Do you know why your parents still want you when they have your brothers and sisters?" I don't know ~ "For me!"

8. "I know it is unwise to love someone wholeheartedly, but I only know that I love him.

9. "(a man's name) came to this world to meet (a woman's name)." The man wrote the above words on the back of the photo with the woman.

10, "I want to give you the best in the world, but I found that the best is you.

1 1, "Do you know that you are actually dirty?" "But I just lack soil.

12, "What to do at night? I hope you think I am awake at night.

A poem expressing missing someone.

13, "You can fall in any direction at any time." I only care about you.

14, "What do you think when you like someone?" "Later"

15, "How can I sleep at night if you don't smile at me?"

16, "I saw a handsome man today. I like him very much. " Where is he? ""In my eyes.

17, "The country is my responsibility, and you are my concern.

18, "I really want to be a bad person." "Why?" "Because I just want to be good to you.

Talk about the feeling of missing someone at this moment.

19, "I drowned", huh? "I am in love with you. I have no choice.

20. What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world? "No, it's my eyes." Why? Because I only have eyes for you.

2 1, "You come out. I want to talk to you. " "What?" Love.

22. "I like the days when I wear school uniforms." Why? "Because at that time, we were dressed as lovers.

23. "Everyone says Disney is the happiest place in the world." In fact, this is because they are never around you.

24. "What night? I hope you think I am awake at night.

Miss a person's sentence short sentence

25. "There was a movie recently with a person I like in the name." "What movie?" "Your name.

26. "I want to be your shoes" Why? "Because I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

27. "Now you blow into your mobile phone." Why? "Where did this go?" Well, now my mobile phone screen tastes like strawberries.

28. "I want to steal your temperature." "Talk to me!" "hug"

29. "Do you know when is the best time to eat?" "Although it's hot?" You feed me.

30. "Are you a good person or a bad person?" "A good man" "No, you are my man.