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Love battle's classic talk

1. If marriage is pessimistic from the beginning, which is a guarantee to prevent future divorce, then this marriage will definitely not go far.

2. The low crime rate in poor rural areas does not mean that people there are noble, because they have no choice, so there is no pain! Everything is just an opportunity!

3. Whether a woman really loves you depends on whether she is willing to accompany you when you are hungry and cold. Whether a man really loves you depends on whether he still takes good care of you when he is in the spring breeze.

4. If men often doubt each other with their narrow-mindedness, they can only push women into other men's arms abruptly.

5. No choice is the best choice. The art of life lies in giving up, and giving up is for better possession.

6. Walking in the forest, you see a vine attached to the trunk, soft and solid intertwined, and you are moved by this quiet and beautiful scene. Let happiness and belonging stop here. You want to. I wonder what will happen in the future? Maybe the vine will break, the tree will fall, maybe the sky will be barren and the ground will be old. You want to. Then, please stop at this moment. Stop is eternity. If there is this moment of quiet beauty in eternity, all kinds of disasters that may be encountered in the future will be comforted and rewarded.

7. In fact, women rely on intuition and sense of smell, and men always think that they are unconscious. Now that women are so determined, men will regret why they always know later.

8. The two people with the closest lifestyles are the most stable when they live together.

9. If a family wants peace, either women sacrifice or men give in. Both of them want to get the upper hand, so what's better? Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain.

1. Some people are good at managing money, but they are exhausted. Some people are good at relaxing, but they are poor all their lives! Are there people who are rich and comfortable? If so, I'd like to try. Integrating resources is a lifelong job!

11. People who have vision tell lies, people who have no vision tell the truth, and smart people tell a mixture of truth and lies!

12. Defending love and recognizing the facts are always much better than living in a dream!

13. When you meet a problem, please face up to yourself and solve it by correcting yourself!

14. You once bought a dress that you liked very much, but you couldn't bear to wear it, and solemnly enshrined it in the closet; After a long time, when you see it again, you find that it is out of date. So, you just missed it. You once bought a beautiful cake but couldn't bear to eat it, and solemnly enshrined it in the refrigerator; After a long time, when you see it again, you find that it has expired. So, you also missed it. It's a pity that you don't wear clothes when you like it best, and you don't taste cakes when you taste it best, just like you don't do things when you want to do it most. Life also has a shelf life, so you should do what you want as soon as possible. If you just solemnly enshrine your wish in your heart, but never carry it out, then the only result is to miss it, just like that outdated dress, just like that expired cake.

15. What do you think the responsibility is? You think the responsibility is to be together for life, and throw some money at home. The real responsibility is to care about the feelings of the people you love every minute.

16. Women can be willful, but they can't be willful; You can be spoiled, but you can't be arrogant.

17. The freedom of life lies in doing what you want! And the greater freedom of life lies in: don't do anything if you don't want to! Carefree and open-minded!

18. Love will last for a while, bad for a while, noisy for a while, and noisy for a while, but as long as the heart is here, it will be happy for a lifetime.

19. Don't try to forget the love of the New Year easily. Not all love can span time.

2. The husband said to his wife: Why aren't you as generous as other people's daughter-in-law? The wife said: I am not angry because I care. If I don't care one day, I am more angry than anyone else! Love is always stingy and selfish!

21. We are always good at hurting those who love us, because we can't hurt those who don't love us at all. We are always willing to be hurt by those we love, because I love them.

22. Do you think that what you are desperate for is love? That's just desire! The other party may not care about your enthusiasm and dedication at all! Until you are exhausted, the last one who stays with you is the real lover. She is always here silently witnessing your madness and never leaves!

23. Women are born with maternity. Remember: gentle rejection is far better than severe criticism for husbands!

24. Boys will say, if you have a heart-to-heart talk with me, can I not trust you? Girls will say, if you trust me, can I not give you my heart?

25, keep saying that you are bad, not necessarily bad! Open your mouth and close your mouth and praise yourself for being good, but it is often bad! Always clamoring to leave, it's actually a bluff! Constant strength shows loyalty, and my heart is already gone! On the surface, you don't care, but on the inside, you are doubly concerned! Full of sweet words, but often go quietly! To say that people have ulterior motives is actually just what they say! Say that human nature is simple, but there are endless changes! In short, don't think that what you think is what you think!

26. As an artist, you should not expose your ugly self while conveying beauty.

27. People who are human speak human words, people who are inhuman speak cliché s, and people who are not ghosts speak dirty words!

28. When a woman's motherhood is rampant, a man's love is almost zero. Because he is only grateful to you and has no love.

29. People who take money as their life will be unhappy in this life; People who treat money as happiness may be good at using it.

3. Sometimes, you are misunderstood and you don't want to argue, so you choose silence. Not everyone has to know you, so you don't think it's necessary to speak to the whole world. But sometimes, you are misunderstood by the person you love the most, and you are so sad that you don't want to argue, so you have to choose silence. The whole world can't understand you, but he should. If he can't understand, what can he say? There are moments in life when even Schubert is speechless. After all, not all right and wrong can be clearly listed, and there may even be no real right and wrong at all. Then, if you don't want to talk, don't talk. When talking more is useless, maybe silence is the best explanation.

31. In fact, we always envy each other in our lives, but when you really know everyone's real life, you will find that most people are actually helpless, but the wonderful thing about life is that we have to live more wonderfully in helplessness. Because we all live in such a life, the competition is to see who can bear more.

32. Pain and happiness coexist, despair and hope exist. Life is always twofold, but you can only choose one!

33. Emotional affairs are your own business.

34, love, more is debt, less is resentment.

35, tolerance for people who hurt themselves, the first time is stupid, the second time is stupid, and the third time is mean.

36. When you are in love, you only see each other's advantages. When you get married, all the shortcomings remain, and your belly button can be regarded as a scar.

37. We are always eager to love, but we never pay attention to the way of love. In fact, man is a multivariate complex function. While a woman is a good wife, she may not be a good daughter-in-law. But there are many constant things in human nature. For example, if you can't be a filial son, you can't be a husband with true love. This is one. Parents' cultivation of their children is enough for us to repay them all our lives. If there are no parents, please keep this mark as a small cell, and it is impossible to survive. Although it is our partner who will accompany us through life in the future. But none of this would have happened if our parents had not given us life. For a man, there are three most important women in this life. They are mother, wife and daughter. A mother gives her life, a wife walks with her all her life, and a daughter is the continuation of her life. It is incomplete to take out any paragraph of it.

38. On the surface, many women love to dress up in a masculine way, and their words are also particularly blunt, but in fact, they are particularly eager for care.

39. If you want to catch something, you must first understand its nature! If you are a clear spring, you must hold it, just like love, take good care of it! If it is a gem, hold it, just like friendship, cherish it! If it is paper, you must hold it, just like wealth, hold it properly!

4. The bird didn't fly across the sea, not because it didn't want to, but because there was no waiting on the other side of the sea.

41. However, few social elites can't blow bubbles. Those who blow bubbles up are heroes, and those who blow them out are bears.

42. Disagreement with others has even led to verbal conflicts, so you are unhappy because you think others are malicious. Stop worrying about it and go home and clean the floor. Pick up a rag, bend down, land on your knees, and wipe every corner of the floor in front of you back and forth. Then rethink everything I said in that conflict. Now, you find yourself actually wrong, don't you? You're getting calm, aren't you? Sometimes you must learn to bend over, because this action can make you humble. While working hard, you also polish your mind. Besides, you have a clean floor. This is your second harvest.

43. I don't think there can be pure friendship between men and women.

44. A very important reason why a long-distance relationship can persist is not how good the other person is to me, nor how much he misses me. There is only one reason, that is, we both know each other and appreciate each other.

45. Giving heart and soul can get you moved, but it may not get you moved. The companionship of getting along day and night may produce feelings, but it may not produce love. Don't lose yourself to love.

46. Now, there is another general trend that ugliness is beautiful, ignorance is interesting and shamelessness is glorious. The best way to deal with this way is to ignore it and not comment on it, so that he will die.

47. Never say that you loved yesterday, but you don't love today! Don't say that yesterday, I was ignorant and married wrongly. Today, I understand life and pursue love bravely! Not to mention it's immoral not to love each other! Nobleness is the epitaph of the noble, and meanness is the passport of the despicable! Nonsense, but also think that you are brave in love, but in fact it is just an excuse for impulsiveness and indulgence! Forget shameless, don't be too hypocritical, let people look down! Love, very simple, love is, pay!

48. There are two kinds of people who are shameless. One is a shameless person who has a lot of connotations and likes to take responsibility as a reason, but is irresponsible. There is also a shameless straightforward person, and a shameless straightforward person will not hide, and he may really turn back.

49. For those who hurt us, one forgiveness is persistence, the second forgiveness is tolerance, and the third forgiveness is meanness! For those who love us, one injury is unintentional, the second injury is heartless, and the third injury is shameless! Remember: to tolerate those who hurt us is to be cruel to those who love us!

5. Try to be strong, become better than her, and then go after her.

51. There are always some capable people in life who can do anything but themselves! Think about everything, but forget yourself!

52. Spare tires should also conform to the size and brand, otherwise the spare tires will become useless sooner or later. This is a bit cruel, but life is like this. Garbage is sometimes a misplaced talent, and lovers are sometimes enemies who throw themselves into the wrong arms! Prepare, but also reasonable, only valuable! Pay, but also have dignity and a bottom line, so as not to be looked down upon! The colorful world comes into view, which is the first step in life, see! Behind the complexity is the law, which is the second step in life, see through! Let nature take its course, this is the third step in life, look down!

53. If you can stand firm, you can end a marriage in vain, and then start your next happiness in vain.

54. Everyone loves beauty, but not everyone knows how to appreciate it! Suit and match everyone, but not everyone will cherish it! Beauty is not suitable, even if it is owned, it can only be treasured until it is left to the person who really suits it, but there are always people who are willing to be a custodian tirelessly! Suitable but not necessarily beautiful, once you know it, you will accompany it until you die together, but there are always people who are thousands of miles away from it! Beauty and harmony, a happy choice!

55. If you love her, you will die after her! So you can take care of her life! If you love her, you should cherish yourself! So you can not burden her! If you love her, you will help her grow up, so that she can bloom perfectly! Don't beg humbly, don't importune by scoundrels, don't give false wishes, and don't die! If you love her, treat her well, have a baby and live a good life! If she doesn't love you, she doesn't need blessing, don't hurt, and go her own way!

56. Treat your ex like neither a relative nor an enemy. It is the best solution to die of old age.

57. If you don't leave home after divorce, you still miss him and want to live together, but you won't let him. One likes to tease, one likes to fight, one is confused, and one is vengeful.

58. The colorful world comes into view, which is the first step in life. See! Behind the complexity is the law, which is the second step in life, see through! Let nature take its course, this is the third step in life, look down!

59. What is love and what is marriage? In that state just now, you are not worthy to talk about marriage at all.

6. Why does the family cycle? That's because domestic violence worked. Men think that starting work can solve the problem, because the woman flinches under her fist and thinks that * * is effective in some cases.

61. The value of a man lies not in pointing at a woman in a Monday morning, but in making her feel down-to-earth.

62, only love does not love, there is no match! No one is born to prepare for you. The running-in process is painful, but the later harmony is more meaningful! People who quit halfway are just not loving enough, but they just say that they are not suitable. It is an excuse for nonsense to say that there is no separation between fate and love! True love, just stick to it, there is no purgatory-like running-in with each other, how can there be a romantic life with a heart!

63. I am an emotional color blindness. In my emotional world, there is only white, not black or gray. Marriage needs 1% loyalty. If marriage is an Olympic Games, I must win the championship of a hundred years of harmony.

64. What do you think is the responsibility? You think the responsibility is to be together for life and throw some money at home. The real responsibility is to care about the feelings of the people you love every minute.

65. The luckiest thing in life is what you like, and what you are best at can become a means of livelihood or a career for you to live on.

66. Similar people are only suitable for playing together, and only complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

67. Although I admire successful women, I don't want an aggressive strong woman to fall asleep in my bed. If you are successful in your career, your temperament remains unchanged, and you are so gentle and lovely, that is another matter.

68. There are always some reasons in life, which is unexpected.