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How to send a circle of friends when you are fat in the New Year?

A word from a circle of friends when I got fat in the New Year:

1, how can you live up to dead chickens, ducks and fish if you don't eat fat during the New Year?

2. The Spring Festival is coming in a blink of an eye. I don't want to be fat, let alone say that I am fat when I start school.

3. After eating jiaozi, I held on. I gained a few pounds last year.

In this new year, your fat has increased appropriately, and you have another reason to get fat.

5, I am not fat in the New Year, how can I be worthy of those dead chickens, ducks and fish!

6, such a new year, getting fat properly, has another reason to get fat.

7. I thought I had a small waist, but now I'm fat.

8. Oh, Mom, I gained weight in the new year.

9, ordinary human fireworks, fat three pounds on holidays, the taste of the year, in fact, it is as simple as that.

10, New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.