When socializing, what are the words that are low?

There was a speech contest, and I was the host. The following are the leading teachers and classmates of our class. After putting on the microphone, we have succeeded halfway! Suddenly!

I suddenly have a growl in my stomach! Severe pain

Ah!

It is broken. I went back to my old habits. As long as I am too nervous, my stomach will be upset. I want to pull when I feel uncomfortable, and it is the kind that I can't hold back. ......

I tried to clamp my hip muscles, for fear that one of them could not hold back and run out of breath. Of course, farting is ok.

Just in case!

Jump out? ! Lying in the trough, my heart began to panic and sweat, and I insisted on continuing to preside. . .

It's over, it's over ... I really can't hold it anymore!

I turned off the microphone and rushed into the toilet.

Poop, poop, poop.

Super loud diarrhea, you all know! ! !

Really super comfortable. I pulled it up easily, and then I took out my mobile phone and sent a voice message to my roommate, saying something like this:

"Lie trough, want to shit in the middle, suppressed for a long time and finally pulled out. Ah ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ I flew away, hahahahahahaha. "

After the speech, pull up your pants and return to the stage to continue hosting. Everything goes well!

After the meeting.

The leader took the initiative to shake hands, and then said something I will never forget:

"Small box, the host is very graceful. Just remember to turn off the microphone next time you go to the toilet."

Shit! ! ! ! ! !

I'm playing diarrhea for everyone in disguise?

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Thanks for your support. The following is the story of my failure to escape social death again. ...