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No matter how late you come home from work, you will have the pleasure of eating. Talk about the forty laws.

No matter how late you come home from work, you will have the pleasure of eating. Talk about a 1. After being away from home for a long time, the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.

2. I am very hungry. When I was hungry, I ate all the dishes I didn't like with relish.

If you come home late, come and have a drink.

4. The festive season is coming, the return date is coming, the short message has been sent, and the journey home is smooth, accompanied by peace, full of happiness, happy hand in hand, family reunion and happiness. I wish you a happy journey home.

5. There will be hot meals when you go home. Happiness comes too suddenly. It's hard, wife!

Don't forget to cook something good for me before going back to my mother's house, so that I can have a hot meal when I get home from work.

7. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either, go home separately.

I really want to marry a wife. Every day I go home with hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I get a good wife?

9. Home is a safe haven, no matter how far you run, you want to go home to avoid the wind; Home is the kidnapper of a kite, no matter how high it flies, there is still a rope connected; Wherever a family wanderer goes, no matter where he goes, he is homesick. I wish those who struggle outside will always be homesick and want to go home, and their families are waiting for you.

10. Lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is meat, and the glacier is you.

1 1. The happiest thing is to sit with your family and have a warm meal, but you can also enjoy three meals a day.

12. The family is sitting at lunch. He Chenyi and her grandmother sit side by side. Chen Chen touched her grandmother's foot with her little foot. Chenchen said, "Hey, hold your little feet! Hello! "

13. All the expenses at home depend on your daily hard work. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take care of yourself.

14. I'll cook your favorite dishes for dinner and eat them together when you come back.

15. A person who is really related to food, even a piece of fat, will hide a good memory of food.

16. If I don't go home on weekends, I will feel irritable and then buy bad snacks. Eating them will hurt my stomach and cost me money. I might as well go home and have fun and eat delicious food.

17. The consistency of that meal proves the long flow of water.

18. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place. You must like eating and drinking.

20. Be yourself in the next life, be overbearing and have money.

No matter how late you come home from work, you will have the pleasure of eating. Part II 2 1. There will be happiness in eating when I go home every year. There will be happiness in eating when I go home every year. It's reunion season again.

22. I'll tell you some vegetables. I don't know if you like it or not. Stir-fried potatoes: shred potatoes, soak in water for five minutes, wash off the starch on the surface, and shred one pepper. Heat oil in a pot, add shredded potatoes and peppers and stir fry, add a little salt, vinegar, chicken essence and monosodium glutamate. Stir-fry and plate.

23. The sun is just right. The happiest thing is that you and I go home together and have a potluck with my parents. Every day with you is sweet.

I can go home tomorrow night. I am probably wronged and want to go home to eat delicious food, but I know that I will miss living alone again after going back for two days.

That delicious food expressed our love.

26. I went to my boyfriend and forgot to go home.

27. Three meals, four seasons, don't worry.

28. Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, have a big drink! . -"Will Into the Wine" Tang Li Bai

29. The happiest meal in the world is not to enjoy luxurious dishes in a fancy restaurant, but to have a home-cooked meal with your beloved.

30. No matter what seafood teppanyaki is, as long as it smells of garlic, it's delicious and can't be swallowed.

3 1. When the sun goes down, just like my mother smiled and called us home for dinner, we raised our voices: Mom, go home for dinner! What a beautiful and warm scene that would be? It's a pity that I'm in a foreign land at the moment, and I can't realize this little wish right away. How much magic and happiness can food bring us? I don't know, but one thing is certain: food often brings us magic beyond our imagination.

32. No matter whether you eat delicacies or drink nectar, you will feel uneasy if you don't eat staple food in the end. No matter how beautiful and carefree it is, it will call the wind and rain. In the end, it is not a perfect life without being indifferent to one's twilight years.

33. I used to think that there was too much prosperity and too much desire in life. Later, it was discovered that only this earthly fireworks can best soothe the hearts of ordinary people.

34. The happiest life is to eat home-cooked meals with relatives, have favorite dishes and drink favorite radish ribs soup.

35. As soon as I get off work, my eyes shine, my three spirits are happy, my limbs are relaxed, my body is five feet, my six roots are clean, my eyes are exquisite, and I am happy and comfortable all around. Have a nice day after work!

It is a common practice to have lunch at home. Although simple, it is the happiest time to eat stewed pork ribs with sauerkraut, spinach eggs, minced garlic chrysanthemum, fried meat with soybeans and homemade oil cakes.

37. Simple happiness is that someone picks you up from work every day, has hot meals when you get home, and a small cotton-padded jacket brings you water to soak your feet.

38. After work, ask for wine; God said I was busy, too, looking forward to finishing my work early; Since God is the same, you and I can both relax. Let's call it a day, have a good rest and work hard for tomorrow.

39. I have hardly tasted the special cuisine of Yunnan. There are reasons for poor appetite at high altitude, reasons for spiritual victory, and so on. I don't remember those smells now. Maybe it is spicy, maybe it is sour. Perhaps, specious.

40. Are you tired of flirting with so many people? Should I go home if I'm tired?

Thank your roommate for coming home from work and having food.

It is a happy sentence to thank my roommate for coming home from work and having food (1) 1. It is fashionable for fat people to feed thin people.

2. Dinner time is the happiest moment every day, enjoying the family eating around the table and chatting at home.

I really want to go shopping, then eat delicious food and go home late.

I have been saving money all my life. I didn't buy a car or a house. I just wanted to buy a Manchu banquet.

The sunshine is just right, and the happiest thing is that you and I go home together and have a potluck with our parents. Every day with you is sweet.

6. After thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. I invited her to dinner today, and I must let her have a good luxury. I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mom kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and soon the table was full. Mother was dazzled and didn't dare to move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat quickly. It's tasteless when it's cold. " Mom said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." When I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I want to go out and ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish them. Let's take them back. " I think mother is very thoughtful.

7. Tomorrow is the New Year and my mother's birthday. I have to go home for dinner. It's another warm winter this year, and I haven't seen any snowflakes. I hope it will snow, let the impetuous world calm down and find the winter appearance of my hometown in my memory. Go home for dinner. What a sweet sentence. The name of a hotel downstairs is "Go home for dinner", and the restaurant next to it seems a little deserted, but this one is booming, perhaps because of this warm feeling.

8. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?

9. I'm hungry. When I was hungry, I ate all the dishes I didn't like with relish.

10. The world of eating goods is uncontrollable, that is, desperate to eat. Fat so naturally, poor so happy!

1 1. I just want to get home from work on time and have a hot meal. Thanks to the red light, all the drivers who gave way to me.

12. I think the happiest thing in the world is to get rid of the fatigue after hard work and sit around with my family and have a reunion dinner.

13. I wish you, unload the tired and painful memories; Happy moments always belong to you.

14. Today is Laba Festival. According to the traditional custom, to drink Laba porridge with perfect taste, it is necessary to start preparing for the New Year.

15. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

16. a life full of fireworks is worth calling life, and it is complete to truly integrate into life. The happiest life is the repetition of three meals a day, and it is the daily expectation and joy. Food can't live up to, life is lovely as usual!

17. Happiness means that my mother read books all afternoon, my brother read books all afternoon, and I also read books all afternoon, and my grandmother cooked a home-cooked meal. This is the happiest moment.

18. I am happiest when I wake up naturally every day. I ate home-cooked food and played mahjong with my friends in the afternoon.

19. There are many varieties of watermelons, including sweet seedless melons; A melon with a particularly brittle skin; Watermelon with extra moisture; There are also small and exquisite phoenix melons.

20. Eat well, live well, and seem to live high.

Thank your roommate for coming home from work and having food (2 1). Home is a safe haven, no matter how far you run, you want to go home to avoid the wind; Home is the kidnapper of a kite, no matter how high it flies, there is still a rope connected; Wherever a family wanderer goes, no matter where he goes, he is homesick. I wish those who struggle outside will always be homesick and want to go home, and their families are waiting for you.

22. Eating alone is more exquisite and warm.

23. Call it a day, cook a light meal, make a cup of happy fragrant tea and play a brisk ballad; Sit on the soft sofa, completely relax and let the beautiful companions run.

24. The festive season is coming, the return is coming, and the short message is sent. The journey home is smooth, accompanied by peace, full of happiness, happy hand in hand, family reunion, happiness and happiness. I wish you a happy journey home.

25. People may live just to go home for a hot meal.

26. At the end of the year, the years are quiet, and Mika's deepest affection is brewing.

Don't forget to cook the meal for me before I go back to my mother's house, so that I can have a hot meal when I get home from work.

28. Sitting around with my family, talking and laughing, the fragrance is overflowing, and love blows away the fatigue and nourishes the wandering soul.

The advantage of living with parents is that they can have a hot meal when they come home from work.

30. You fly freely in the sky, spicy wing root.

3 1. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

32. The happiest thing is to have dinner with my family.

33. I used to think that making a lot of money and eating delicacies was the high match of happiness. Later, I learned that it is a yearning life to sit around with my family and have friendly lights.

34. It's so happy to get a hot meal when I get home from work!

35. Smart people manage health, knowledgeable people store health, ordinary people don't understand health, and careless people ignore health.

People always have a hot meal as soon as they get home. Whenever you take your child home, you will only be hungry if you don't burn yourself.

37. Someone will pick it up on time after work and there will be hot meals at home.

38. After a day's work, you are tired and bored, and you have no time to play. Hey, hey, I know you are tired. I've come to give you my blessing. Come on, take a deep breath, get rid of the boredom of the day and be happy forever.

It is a common practice to have lunch at home. Although simple, it is the happiest time to eat stewed pork ribs with sauerkraut, spinach eggs, minced garlic chrysanthemum, fried meat with soybeans and homemade oil cakes.

40. I finally know that every day, all kinds of happy people are embarrassed and afraid of losing. Those who simply do routines without showing off, sending Weibo or using WeChat are the happiest.

There are forty happy words when you come home from work with food.

I'm really happy to go home for a meal after work in 2022 (I) 1. The starting point is the ticket home, and the end point is the smile of relatives. The wind and snow all the way, the warmth is fluttering. All the children in the world go home well, care about their hearts, and wish them happiness. Laugh happily around the house, run happily in the street during the Spring Festival, and live a good life in advance. Have a nice trip! I wish you a happy home!

2. After that, Dad said the opposite "mode". That's my mother's female type. Speaking of my mother, I want to tell you quietly: "My mother doesn't eat fat, but often eats lean meat and vegetables!" " The skin is still white, haha! What a lady! Take the way she eats, for example, with a small bowl, open a small cherry mouth, gently feed the rice into her mouth and chew it gently, for fear that the rice will hurt if it is too hard. But I ate very fast and finished it in a few minutes. If my mother had been born 200 years earlier, she would have been a real lady.

Forget it, forget it, don't be angry, at least go home from work and have a hot meal.

If you love someone, have a lot of meals with him.

Are you tired of having affairs with so many people? Should I go home if I'm tired?

6. The salted duck skin is white and tender, fat but not greasy, delicious, fragrant, crisp and tender.

7. The happiest moment in ordinary life is sitting together for a light meal besides the bank card.

8. Simple happiness is that someone picks you up from work every day, has hot meals when you get home, and a small cotton-padded jacket brings you water to soak your feet.

I like Friday very much. After the students left, I went to Yang Qiyuan's house to eat his jiaozi, and then I went back to the meeting. In the afternoon, he picked me up and went out to eat delicious grapefruit in Yaohan. Especially this grapefruit wine is delicious. I drank a little to stop him from kissing my pig's mouth and going home, so I found a driver.

10. Dinner in the middle of the night hides human feelings.

1 1. Eating in the middle of the night is just to cure too many lives.

12. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?

13. It turns out that the gentleness of life is to pause time and enjoy food with family.

14. All the expenses at home depend on your daily hard work. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take care of yourself.

15. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place. You must like eating and drinking.

16. I hope I can be normal for a period of time, not sad, not sleepy, not tired, eat on time, have time to read a lesson every day, work smoothly, save some money and lose weight.

17. Day after day, eating fast food is becoming more and more common. In fact, in the end, I found that a warm home and a hot meal are the happiest!

18. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food that you usually dare not eat. Delicious food really has a healing effect. Be sure to eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!

19. My husband must pay attention to drinking, and he can't hurt his body. I will feel distressed.

20. Every meal is the most thorough cure for a tired soul.

I'm so happy to have food when I get home from work in 2022 (2)1. I used to feel that life was too busy and I wanted too many things. Later, it was discovered that only this earthly fireworks can best soothe the hearts of ordinary people.

I was really touched when I got home, but his style really made me laugh.

23. I really want to go shopping, then eat delicious food and go home late.

24. I want to go home again. I just feel constrained and wronged. At least I have a hot meal when I get home from work.

25. The best love is just three meals a day.

26. After tasting camel meat, we came to the two generations of love barbecue shop. These Xinjiang boys are really interesting! Wearing a Uighur hat and a moustache of Avanti, it's so cute! But what attracted me most was the giant mutton string. Roast mutton gave off an attractive smell and sucked all the bugs out of my stomach. I couldn't help sticking out my tongue and licking my mouth and swallowing it.

27. When the work is busy, there are more and more social activities. I have tasted the same taste in the restaurant, and I am happiest to know that I can have a bite of my mother's cooking at home.

28. I have been rebellious since I was a child. This sentence was said by my family before I heard it. It is a blessing to eat.

29. But I went to play games as soon as I got home.

30. I'm so hungry. My father likes fried rice with eggs, but I like noodles with soup and water. But you can't burn two kinds at night.

3 1. It's only seven days in spring and I've been away from home for two years.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

33. I feel that I am still sitting at home, and I am more careful than I am in the center of the month. Today, my mother-in-law said that I can take a few more months off because of confinement, so that I can have a good rest. But if she doesn't leave, I think I've been confinement. I want to drink milk tea and eat delicious food.

34. Work is like hitting Shuang Sheng. It is not enough to have a partner and just work hard. You must know how to combine work and rest. After work, put aside those trivial tasks, relax and save your strength.

Sweating at the dinner table is more comfortable than ever.

36. The happiest moment in life is to get together with relatives, eat regularly, talk and laugh, have delicious food and be warm.

I can't imagine how my parents spent these years when I was away from home, whenever my birthday. I can't imagine what it's like for them to see other children spending holidays with their parents whenever I'm away. I can't imagine how helpless my parents are whenever I'm not around. I set foot on the road home again. This time, I returned to my parents with my gratitude, my thoughts and my sincere love. Even if it is only for a few days, I am deeply satisfied. Daughters in other places only wish them health and happiness.

38. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either, go home separately.

39. We should cherish our present life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families, and do what we want to do now, not to mention there is still a long way to go.

40. It is common for people to eat for the sky. The happiest thing in life is that the fireworks in the kitchen smell so good!

It's good to have food when you get home from work.

It's good to go home for a meal after work. I admit, I want someone to give me a home! If nothing else, I just want to go home and have a hot meal. ...

The happiest moment in life is nothing more than the gathering of relatives, home cooking, talking and laughing, delicious food and warmth.

I have a habit since I was a child, that is, I always eat nothing when I eat. A friend and I each ordered fried rice with sour beans. My friend eats a small amount of food, only half of it is full, but I eat until my plate is empty. When checking out, the boss looked at his friend's plate at the dinner table and said, "Your fried rice with sour beans is five yuan." Then he looked at my plate and frowned and asked, "What did you eat?"

4. Go home for tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.

5. Parents at home, we owe too much, brothers at home, we miss too much, food at home, warmth at home, we yearn for too much, the journey home, we rush about together, happiness at home, I wish you a happy home.

6. Three meals, four seasons, don't worry.

7. I finally realized that I wanted to have a hot meal after a hard day's work.

8. Remind my husband that I am off duty. I don't know if I'm thinking about you. I want to be careful when I am outside. Quilts must be warm and flowers must be planted with care. It may not be a shadow. Wish my husband happiness every day.

9. You can be a foodie, but don't be a foodie with only good food in your mind. There are steamed buns for dinner, pillows at night, and dry work, which ends overnight.

10. The happiest moment in ordinary life, except for the arrival of the bank card, is to sit together and have a light meal.

1 1. The highest level of eating goods is eating at sight.

12. The drizzle and oblique wind made Han Xiao. Light smoke clears the beach. The time to enter Huaihai and Luo Qing is getting longer and longer.

13. I feel more and more that eating a hot meal after work is the happiest thing and I want to go home.

14. Talking about eating late at night is not just a meal.

15. It's cool for fat people to feed thin people.

16. A person who is really related to food, even a piece of fat, will hide a good memory of food.

17. How much sadness can life have, just like a pot of sparerib soup flowing.

18. Dear, you work so hard outside every day. I am very grateful to you, so I prepared a soup for you. Remember to drink when you come back at night.

19. I really want to live from nine to five every day and go home for a hot meal after work.

20. Eat well, live well, and seem to live high.

It's good to have food when you get home from work. Happy sentences (2)1. The festival is coming, and the return is coming. SMS sent, the journey home was smooth, accompanied by peace, full of happiness, happy hand in hand, happy family reunion, good wishes, and a pleasant journey home.

22. After being away from home for a long time, the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.

I really want to get a wife. Every day I go home with hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I get a good wife?

24. People who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest is the heaviest …

25. Take a small evening to celebrate, watch variety shows after lunch, eat and watch movies after work, and then enjoy the weekend. It's that simple and happy.

26. Happiness is to go home from work and have a hot meal, then put on a mask and have a good sleep.

27. If I have a stable job, I can earn enough money to support my family. When I get home from work, I will have hot meals and someone will help me open a bottle.

28. The holiday has been arranged and you can go home in two months. China Duck, people who have no ambition just want to go home and eat delicious food now.

29. But I went to play games as soon as I got home.

30. Every meal is the most thorough cure for a tired soul.

3 1. Food is tasteless, how can it be delicious?

32. I hope I can be normal for a while, not sad, sleepy or tired, eat on time every day when I have time, read and study, work smoothly, save some money and lose weight.

You can go home tomorrow night, probably because you are wronged and want to go home to eat delicious food, but you know that you will miss living alone again in two days.

34. Someone will pick it up on time after work and there will be hot meals at home.

35. Milk at seven o'clock, tea at three o'clock and cooking smoke at six o'clock call me home.

When I was a child, I always paid my parents a high price for shopping outside. Now I always give my parents a low price when I go home to buy things.

37. A dozen people were sitting at the dining table, but the room was horribly quiet. The food has been served, as sweet as grandma's cooking, but it lacks the familiar special taste. Miss husband, who usually talks the most, can't hold back at this moment. He said, "I can't eat my mother's cooking any more!" " "Sister-in-law ruthlessly stared his one eye. There was a deep sob on the dining table. After dinner, everyone began to "entertain" as usual. But it's not as comfortable and cozy as before.

38. You come from my old country. Tell me what happened there! .

39. Eat in the middle of the night, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke and quack.

40. The good times are over. Parents are gone, and there is no hot food to eat when I go home. I have to start on my own.