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Talk after the final exam
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when the final exam comes, my classmates are reviewing and I am previewing. The following is what I said after the final exam. Welcome to reading.
Talk about it after the final exam 1
1. I wanted to take this final exam to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot.
Heaven above, thick soil as evidence, grass people are willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on their bodies.
3. I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, and I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. I found myself an alien after taking the math exam!
I did well in the final exam, only failing arts and science.
The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the end of the world, but that the answer is in your pocket when you take the exam, but you dare not take it out.
Don't ask me how I did in the final exam, I can only say that I was overwhelmed.
7. I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, that is, I successfully avoid all the correct answers.
8. invigilator+geographical location+surrounding classmates = final exam results
9. We all sleep in class, skip class after class and die in the final exam.
10. Slag talks about friendship, slag talks about love, and bully talks about love. This is the final exam!
1 1. Please don't call me by my name during the final exam week, please call me Guo Er!
12. The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength.
13. When facing the final paper, I found myself suffering from white school disease.
14. If I pass the final exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.
15. You are my little boy. At the end of primary school, I can't get too many points. The red tick warms my heart and helps me pass every subject.
16. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?
17. The final exam is too easy.
18. "What was the final exam like?" "Sprite", "Why" and "Because my heart is flying before the exam, my heart is cold after the exam"
19. Learning bullying during the exam is like Wifi, and people in Fiona Fang 10 meters are asking for passwords.
20. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone and the final exam alone!
2 1. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!
22. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the final exam on the podium." I really want to put myself on the podium. ...
23. The final exam is like visiting the former residence of the Blue Ocean, twice a year, and every time you have a new feeling.
When the final exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.
25. Jobs died at the end of the iphone5, Jackson died at the end of the concert, and Paul died at the end of Fast and furious 7. The final exam is coming. Take care, teacher!
26. After taking so many final exams, why not have an anniversary celebration, such as giving 20 points for 40 exams, giving one subject for two exams and exempting any two exams.
27. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of the final exam, and have a home among a bunch of schoolmasters.
28. "If the mid-term score slaps you, slap the final exam back." "Are you sure the final exam didn't sting you?"
29. Like Big Wolf, he appears as NB every semester and leaves as SB at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester.
Talking about after the final exam 2
1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.
2. Some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange. ...
The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether it is O or A after hearing the result.
4. It's a shame to cheat and kill, but it's a shame to fail the exam.
Calculus will be in 1406 examination room tomorrow. Is this telling me I'm going to die? !
6.i don't want to! I don't want to fail!
7. It is against the criminal law to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.
8. Hang Conan, it's hard to beat. If you have a poster of Kobe, don't hang conan, otherwise "don't hang up Kobe hang conan"; You can also use Kobe's poster alone, because "Kobe is not hang conan".
9. In order to enhance the confidence of senior three students, it is suggested that the majority of 20 10 graduates go back to their alma mater to participate in model association, which is the bottom of senior three students. Please tell each other.
10. I won't give up and continue to preview; I don't doubt that a miracle will happen. I want to light a dazzling red light for myself in the future! I'm going to die anyway. So what? At least I'm strong, I'm open!
1 1. I really want to have a BBK lighter and a textbook before the exam. I won't order anywhere, and my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.
12. Transferred from Cauchy: Taylor: Wilstras: Leibniz: L'H?pital: Newton: Lagrange: Fermat: Rolle: Young man, I wish you don't fail.
13. Mix sprinkled it for half a year and returned to the college entrance examination overnight.
14. College students study 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 2 weeks a year.
15. Hangdai, go to hell now!
16. At the age of eighteen, I met a line generation and died; At the age of eighteen, it is better to die when you meet a high number.
17. I don't want to fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!
18. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I am still doing the first question during the exam and others have already done the second question.
19. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium." I really want to put myself on the podium.
20. In fact, you should use Alipay to pay tuition. When the results come out, make sure you paid the money. You will get a good evaluation, depending on your mood. If you fail, you will apply for a refund.
2 1. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called I don't understand at all, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking to the right, a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, a kind of application question called falling apart, and a kind of failing course called it doesn't matter!
22. A month ago, I asked Fozu what to do if he was going to have an exam. The Buddha gave me four words "Everything depends on human effort". Half a month ago, I asked Buddha again, and he gave me four words, "Everything comes with fate". Today, I asked Buddha again, and I was silent for a long time. He said, "Participation is the most important thing".
23. When I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school.
In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exams are all things that I can't do.
25. The whole semester was ruined, and I was heartbroken near the exam. I haven't slept for a week. Before the exam, I always lay on my back. I collapsed when I walked into the examination room. I cried when I got the paper. I didn't pass the exam, and I can't do anything.
26. There is an examination scope called "All books should be tested", and there is an examination focus called "What I said is the focus". My heart sank when I heard the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears when I heard the second sentence. ...
27. Cheating in exams. Qi Xin works together to copy mainly, supplemented by Mongolia, and combined with Mongolia to copy, to ensure that it is qualified. If they are found to be sophistry in management, if there are informers, they will be violent after class!
28. Once you review, you will be unhappy. If you are unhappy, don't review. Be happy without reviewing. The happy day will pass.
29. Look at a question and test a question, fate; It is luck to answer a question correctly; Horizontal batch: it is useless to do too much. Reading a book every day is efficient; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!
30. After passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: Chinese, Fengyun; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned. ;
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