I wonder who will be cheaper in the future. God replied?

I wonder who will be cheaper in the future. God replied? Joke and laugh: I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.

1. Some people are alive and you want them to die. Some people are dead, and you still feel cheap.

I just came to ask if anyone likes me. If not, I'll ask later.

One of the reasons why I hate going to school is that I can't shit happily. The latest funny jokes are very funny.

4. "Teacher, I want to ask for leave!" "Why?" "I have dysmenorrhea!" "This boy what pain! ? ""Yes, so I'm going to the hospital for a check-up. "

5. Teacher: What kind of girl do you like? Students say pure, beautiful and wild! At this moment, a voice came from the back row: I like being naked!

6. The exam is coming, and the teacher asked me: How do you feel? Have confidence? Me: No problem! Teacher: With my years of experience as a teacher, the more scum I am, the better I feel about myself.

7. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass. I tried it today and almost got a concussion.

9. Once my classmate's mother called, I used to say "he's not here". This time I want to say "he's out". The result is: "He's gone ..."

10. "Why are men and women holding hands in the street?" "Because men are afraid to let go, women go shopping."

1 1. Sometimes I feel ugly. Show me my ID card. I'm so worried!

12. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

13. I really hate long-distance relationships. If it weren't for this, Joker Xue and I wouldn't have broken up.

14. Once I went to buy breakfast, I found that my usually unsmiling boss was also waiting in line, and I was very nervous. After greeting, I said to the chef, "Master, please give me a steamed stuffed bun and two breasts!" " For the first time in two years, I heard the boss laugh so loudly.