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The monkey in Huaguoshan is called Liu Er.

There is a monkey named Liu Er in Huaguoshan.

There are thousands of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, Qian Sun, and Liu Er is one of them. Eat mountain fruit every day when you are hungry and drink spring water when you are thirsty. Like all monkeys, he is not so ordinary-he has six ears, three left and three right.

It doesn't know who its parents are, but only remembers that when it opened its eyes, it saw the beautiful landscape of Guo Hua. It blinked, quickly turned over and got up. "Wow-"scared away a curious little monkey sister nearby: "Mom, it has many ears!"

Lots of ears. What, a lot of ears ate your meal?

Liu Er is scratching his head in annoyance, trying to show his teeth at Monkey Gu and say a word back. But when she turned around, she saw Sister Monkey huddled in the big monkey's arms, and she was so scared that she cried. Liu Er looked at the monkey sister's pathetic little eyes, but eventually she relented, pretended to be indifferent, waved and picked the fruit and ate it.

Monkeys are always like this, and the freshness can last for several months at most. Liu Er settled in Huaguoshan for a long time. At first, a monkey screamed to avoid him. Slowly, everyone got used to this unusual monkey, which is normal. A little longer, when Liu Er was picking fruit in the mountains, a monkey he knew called him: "Liu Er, come together, come together!" "

Liu Er also likes to listen to old monkeys and little monkeys telling stories. He sat on the grass with a group of chirping little monkeys, watching the old monkey sitting cross-legged on a big stone, and mysteriously said, "Did you see that big stone on our mountain?" This is a fairy stone, three feet six feet five inches high and two feet four feet around the garden ... "

The old monkey speaks slowly, and Liu Er is scratching his head: "Grandpa, we can't understand what you said! Tell me what the fairy stone is for! "

The old monkey stared at it, shook his head and spit out, "I don't know."

Liu Er was greatly disappointed. He waved his hand and ran to the mountains to play: "I don't listen, I don't listen!" "

I am carefree in Guo Huashan, where Lingshan is full of water, eating and drinking. When you play, you grab the vines on the mountain and swing around, not to mention how happy you are. I don't know how many years later, the old monkey died of old age and a new little monkey was born. Even Sister Monkey turned white and lay in the cave all day.

Only Liu Er is still a little monkey. I don't know what it's like to be born and die. One day, he picked mangoes and went to see the monkey sister: "Hey, why don't you get up and play?"

"You ah, don't you know I'm old ..." Sister Monkey slowly raised her paw, caressed her six ears, and smiled slowly, wrinkled. "I told you, you are not an ordinary monkey ..."

Liu Er was surprised to see the monkey sister's arm slide down slowly. It's old and dead.

The other monkeys in the cave began to cry. Liu Er knew that Monkey Gu would never wake up again. Instead of crying, she walked out of the cave and sat on the cliff for a long time alone, standing next to the big fairy stone that the old monkey had talked about.

Liu Er has lived in Huaguoshan for a long time and has become very low-key.

The big fairy stone on the cliff cracked and a monkey jumped out.

At first glance, there is nothing special about this stone monkey. It also plays like other monkeys. In a blink of an eye, it has been a long time. Only Liu Er silently discovered that the stone monkey was not that old. Are spiritual monkeys bred between heaven and earth.

Liu Er and the stone monkey are not very familiar, but they also have a feeling of mutual appreciation. It has some doubts. It is also watching monkeys and grandchildren die. Won't the stone monkey be sad? Why are you always so free and happy? Probably because it jumped out of a stone.

One day, I don't know which monkey had a brainwave and shouted that whoever can jump into the source of the waterfall is king, but no monkey dared to answer it three times. Liu er hid in the group of monkeys, and a stream of blood rushed up, but he felt like jumping up. He was still hesitating, but the stone monkey jumped out of the crowd without hesitation: "I'll go in, I'll go in!" "

In full view, the stone monkey jumped into the waterfall and disappeared.

Liu Er couldn't help worrying with all the monkeys. The stone monkey won't be killed by the current, will it? There was another loud noise, and the stone monkey jumped out safely, happily saying that there was a hole in it and told all the monkeys to follow him.

Liu Er followed him in. He saw all the monkeys prostrating themselves on the ground and called the stone the Monkey King. The stone monkey waved his hand and said, "Don't listen, don't listen, call me the Monkey King!" "

The monkeys chirped and said, "the Monkey King!"

Liu Er also laughed with the monkeys.

Since then, the stone monkey has changed its name to Monkey King, known as the king of the mountains, and led the monkeys to play around happily, forgetting the year and month. Then one day, Liu Er got up and didn't see the king. When he asked the old monkey, the old monkey replied, "The king went down the mountain to learn art to live forever!" "

Liu Er nodded and planned to pick fruit.

It didn't expect the king to go, for nearly twenty years.

A few years after the king left, a monster named devil incarnate came to oppress a group of monkeys and tried to seize water curtain cave. The monkeys suffered numerous deaths and injuries in the resistance, and Liu Er was slapped by the monster and flew far away. He looked up in the dust with hatred, and his eyes shone with cold light, completely stunned the devil incarnate.

Could it be something more powerful coming? The devil turned his head and saw only a fallen monkey. It shook its head in surprise. This is an illusion.

Liu Er doesn't know his aura, but he is looking forward to the return of the king wholeheartedly.

Fortunately, after 20 years, the king finally learned a magic trick and came back. He majestically summoned countless little monkeys and defeated the devil incarnate. The monkeys cheered around the king, and Liu Er was one of them.

It watched the king return from the clouds and had a surname, Sun.

It looked at the king wearing a golden crown, shining armor, stepping on a pair of cloud shoes and waving an anchor needle, which was even more dazzling than the morning glow.

It heard that the king had crossed out the names of all the monkeys in the underground, and the monkeys in Huaguoshan jumped out of life and death.

It witnessed the king claiming to be the Great Sage, fighting against the Heavenly Palace several times, and finally reaching heaven and never coming back.

This trip is 500 years.

Why did the king leave again? Liu er didn't understand. He and the monkeys waited in Guo Huashan for twenty years, but he didn't expect the familiar figure to come back through the clouds. Guo Huashan was attacked by mountain soldiers and Orion, and once again became malodorous.

Liu Er decided to pack his bags and go out to find the king.

"Ah, you mean the Monkey King who made havoc in heaven five hundred years ago ..."

Liu Er inquired all the way. It turned out that the heavenly king made a scene in the Heavenly Palace and was pinned down by the Tathagata of Wuzhishan. He was oppressed for 500 years, just waiting for a monk from the eastern land of Datang to untie the paper, worship the monk as a teacher, and go through 81 difficulties to escort him to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures.

Their king, the Great Sage in the sky, can't escort a monk to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures! Give him a stick and he will die!

Liu Er gnashed her teeth with anger, revealing lost face, which scared the people in cloth to flee in panic.

It decided to ambush in a place called Shuangqialing, and beat the monks back in advance until the moonlight rose. The monk rode up slowly with two followers, not knowing that there was a monkey with six ears hidden in the grass.

The trio of monks is just around the corner, but Liu Er is in trouble. It didn't hurt anyone, and it didn't even fight with any monkey in Huaguoshan. How do attackers attack? What should I do after the attack? His mind was in a mess, and when he looked up again, the monk trio had disappeared-they foolishly stepped on the air and fell directly into the trap dug by the local monster.

Liu Er seriously doubted how to survive the eighty-one difficulty with the monk's IQ.

The local monster is a tiger spirit, who happily killed two followers of the monk and entertained his friends. Liu Er opened his eyes and watched the three monsters drink blood and eat meat. His stomach turned upside down and he couldn't help running away and vomiting. Monkeys in Huaguoshan always eat mountain fruits for a living. How did they see such a bloody scene?

It thinks it's not cut out to be a monster. He was the first to take the Tang Priest as the target and fled without fighting for the first time.

Liu Er carried a burden on his back and returned to Guo Huashan disheartened.

Smelling the smell of burning in the distance, it ran over and saw many hunters holding eagle dogs and crossbows, killing monkeys at will in Guohua Mountain. After it left, Guo Hua was set on fire by Erlang God!

The yellow dog barked at it, and an Orion pointed his crossbow at it excitedly: "Here comes another one!" " "

Liu Erhou, who was aimed at by the bolt, also slowly raised his head. Its eyes are empty and there is no fear.

A lot of monkey bodies ... a lot of scared cries. ...

Liu Er looked at the shabby situation of Huaguoshan, but he couldn't hide. A raging fire surged in his chest and broke through the rationality in his mind. Orion's lightning roared and was suddenly turned to dust by the soaring demon power. Liu Er shouted angrily and his eyes were red, much like the crazy monkey who made a scene in heaven 500 years ago.

"Ah ah-"

On that day, the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguoshan saw it. A ferocious monkey shouted down and waved a convenient magic wand to kill the enemy. Where the stick waved, the golden light flashed, which was more dazzling than the halo. They came crying: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

When Liu Er came to his senses, all the hunters fell under his stick, and the monkey grandchildren looked at him with tears.

What's going on here? It looked around doubtfully and found that its demon power increased greatly, and unconsciously it became the same costume as the king, with golden crown and shining armor, reaching the clouds. All the monkeys thought it was the king's return and cheered around him with great excitement.

"Your Majesty!"

"The king is back!"

Liu Er slowly became silent. As soon as he let go, the anchor needle turned into a wisp of smoke. Once, like these monkeys, it longed for the Monkey King to come back again and lead them to live a free life again.

500 years later, the Monkey King, who dared to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and fought against the Buddha, went to escort a monk to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.

A monk? A monk!

The Monkey King, he has such a good spell, how can he willingly!

"Ha ha ..."

Liu Er suddenly smiled. His laughter grew louder and crazier. Finally, he simply raised his head and laughed at the sky. All the monkeys stopped cheering in surprise: "Your Majesty?"

Is it Huaguo king of the hill? No, the stone monkey is. The stone monkey that once smashed Lingxiao Temple and made a scene in heaven.

Will it be the new king? No, there has always been only one in the Monkey King. Liu Er slowly stopped laughing and recalled the clear eyes of Monkey Gu many years ago. It has never been so ambitious. It just wants to go back to Huaguoshan, where peaches are everywhere and the days when the Monkey King worships are everywhere.

I want to see when those immortal elders can put the Monkey King back!

"I'm going to find the real king!"

Liu Er's demon power has fully awakened, leaped into the clouds and flew to the outside of Guo Huashan.

The Tang Priest and his party never noticed that a monkey demon and Liu Er had been following them.

Once a dream of a little demon, I advised Wang to return to Huaguoshan several times. Why do you need to listen to the old monk's thoughts? In his dream, the Monkey King was still playing around, crossing his legs and eating peaches.

"Doesn't the Great Sage remember Guo Hua?"

"You little devil, get out of my old dream!"

The Monkey King kicked this bold little devil out of his dream. When he opened his eyes, he saw the twinkling stars in the night sky, just like the starry sky that Huaguoshan often looked up at at night. There was a loud snoring in the pig's head. The Monkey King was bored and kicked * * *. The snoring finally disappeared. He makes a fire, but he seldom loses sleep in the dead of night.

Do you remember Guo Hua, Great Sage? How could I forget?

Why didn't the Great Sage return to Huaguoshan? How can I get back?

Strange, why does that little devil look exactly like himself?

Liu Er, like another taciturn version of the Monkey King, has always followed the four men and witnessed all kinds of disasters they experienced along the way. The black wind monster took the cassock, and there was a storm in Huang Fengguai ... There was a beautiful female monster named Bai, who knew that she could not defeat the Monkey King, but she also succumbed to death again and again.

Liu Er couldn't help asking Bai: "Are you stupid?"

"You are so stupid." Clever answer back on the white horse, but inexplicably red in the face, "you don't understand, I'm sorry for that smelly monkey ..."

Later, Bai really committed suicide, died under the Monkey King's stick and became a skeleton.

Liu Er doesn't know much about romance, and his life is doomed to have nothing to do with romance. Maybe the stone monkey is the same, otherwise he wouldn't be so heartless and killed Bai with a stick.

He deserved to be a monk.

The only contribution of the silly banshee Bai is to successfully provoke the relationship between monkeys and monks. Monks are also stupid, because they didn't recognize Bai as a demon and directly drove the monkey back to Huaguoshan. Liu Er is very happy, and so are all the monkeys in Huaguoshan. The king finally came back as a king, without any scriptures.

A few days later, the pig rushed over and advised the monkey to go back. The monkey cried and naively believed the promise made by the king before he left. Liu Er looked at the back of the pig coldly and tried not to kill it.

Learn from the scriptures, and then learn from them!

Liu Er continued to follow the Tang Priest and his disciples. The Tang Priest is like a shining treasure, causing countless monsters to die one after another. The three disciples of the monk risked their lives for the monk.

It looked at the pig several times and shouted that Master was dead. It broke up and went home, but never really left.

It looked at Friar Sand and could only repeat a few words: "Big Brother, Master has been taken away by the devil!" " ""master, eldest brother is right! "

It watched the Monkey King gradually become their eldest brother, joking with them and giving water to the monks.

It doesn't understand, Great Sage. Is it voluntary or forced?

Also, why do these monsters have to stay for a while after catching the Tang Priest, so they can't just grab it and eat it? Don't eat and keep it for the New Year? There is a kind of pipa essence that is more powerful. People want to eat Tang Priest, but she wants to marry Tang Priest.

Over time, several times it actually thought that it was also a member of the road to learning from the scriptures.

Liu Er suddenly realized that if he went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures instead of the Monkey King, could the king return to Huaguoshan?

This opportunity came quickly.

On this day, because the Monkey King killed several unscrupulous robbers, the monk was really angry again and read a spell to drive him away. Without the monkey, Friar Sand and the old pig dare to leave the monk and go to fetch water and be a vegetarian.

Liu Er secretly smiled. He hid his ears and walked over as the Monkey King, imitating the Great Sage perfectly: "Master, without my old grandson, you can't even drink water! You see, you can't go to the west without me. "

Liu er handed the alms bowl, but the monk stubbornly said, "I won't drink your water even if I die of thirst." Go ahead. "

Alas, the monk's bad temper happens to be a bad temper. Liu Er felt more and more unworthy of the Monkey King. He Yiya showed his slouches, and the monk fell to the ground with a stick in his hand. Liu Er simply packed his bags and went back to Huaguoshan.

Turned into the appearance of the Monkey King and returned to Huaguoshan. Monkeys and grandchildren quickly gathered around: "Your Majesty is back this time ... Are you still leaving?"

"My old grandson won't wait on that monk!" Liu waved, "which is willing to become the appearance of these three people? Come with me to learn from the scriptures! "

The mountains were filled with cheers, and Friar Sand came here once and was kicked out by it.

Liu Er scratched his head, lying sideways on water curtain cave's throne, chewing a peach, and thought with alacrity that when the real Great Sage comes back, he will certainly agree with his account-some people are willing to take over the hard work and learn from the scriptures, so why not?

The cheers of Monkey Sun gradually disappeared and were replaced by confused exclamations. Liu Er knew that Friar Sand had brought his master back.

As soon as it turned over, it saw the Monkey King coming angrily with a golden hoop stick: "How dare you become my old grandson's face and live in my old grandson's water curtain cave!"

The Monkey King hit it with a killer's stick, but Liu Er didn't have time to answer, so he could only conjure up a golden cudgel to fight it. The two monkeys fought fiercely, and Liu Er stood in front of him with a stick: "Why don't you let me get the Buddhist scriptures, and you can continue to be the monkey king!"

The Monkey King was furious: "Brave Uber!"

Monkeys and grandchildren watched the two monkey kings fighting in chaos, and it was hard to tell the truth from the truth. Liu Er stood in the clouds, at the height where Friar Sand could not see or hear, and looked into the Monkey King's eyes seriously: "Why don't you let me learn the scriptures for you? Why did you give up being a free monkey king? "

"Why do you insist that my old grandson is unwilling to learn from the scriptures?"

"You were free, where have you been sad?" Liu Er closed and shouted, "Isn't that what the Tathagata forced you to do? Don't forget the former Huaguo Mountain! "

Two monkeys looked at each other above the clouds, and the Monkey King said calmly, "Five hundred years."

"Five hundred years, so what!" Liu Er was shocked and screamed with anger. "All the monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguoshan are looking forward to your return day and night!"

"The palm of the Tathagata is far more than 108,000 miles, including my grandson and you."

Liu eryi was stupefied, and then his hair stood on end.

It looked up with a magic golden hoop and saw the golden light spreading all over the sky. Those clouds and smoke look like Tathagata's hands.

"no!" Liu Er suddenly waved a stick at the cloud and violently dispersed it. "I don't believe it!"

The Monkey King watched the monkey make a scene in the sky, as if looking at himself 500 years ago: "You are fake, go back."

"I am real! You go back! "

Liu Er looked at him savagely. He doesn't believe that the vast world can accommodate a the Monkey King! Isn't the Monkey King the best? The two monkeys fought with the golden hoop again and hit the ground all the way. Monks can't see that Bodhisattva can't tell Buddha from Buddha, and even the Jade Emperor looks at the demon mirror.

The two monkeys hit the nether world all the way, and the Yin soldiers in the temple were frightened. When Hades came to see them in the Tenth Hall, he only listened to a picture that knew everything, only said "There is no limit to Buddhism" and ran away, sending them to the Lei Yin Hall in Lingshan to find out about the Tathagata.

Two monkeys stand in front of the clouds in Lei Yin Temple. The Monkey King looked at the Lohan Bodhisattva in the distance: "Listen attentively, which means that the hell can't catch you. Let the Tathagata do it for you, and it's not too late to turn back."

Liu Er stared at this identical monkey, looked at the hoop on his head, and saw the flashing flame in his eyes. He was not as crazy as before. Reminds me of the monkey that dared to compete with heaven and earth 500 years ago. Since when did the king have a name called Monkey King?

The Monkey King, is it really the Monkey King? Who's the Monkey King?

"You are only allowed to make trouble once in the sky, and you are not allowed to make trouble with me?"

Liu Er spat at Yuntou.

Tathagata is really Tathagata. It can tell who is true and who is false at a glance, and points out its identity in a few words. There are four spiritual monkeys in this world that are not in the five elements, and it is one of them. A 62-year-old macaque, like a stone monkey, is born with the spiritual power of heaven and earth.

Liu Er looked up at the Tathagata, looked at the Tathagata, threw a alms bowl and covered himself. Dressed in golden armor, wearing a golden crown, clutching a magic stick, standing alone in front of many arhats and buddhas in Leiyin Temple, imagining the moment when the Monkey King was making a scene in the Heavenly Palace, it was lamentable.

The Monkey King stood by quietly, watching his identical monkey raise his golden cudgel and swing it violently at the alms bowl. Clouds and clouds are under his boots, and his posture is decisive and desperate.

"I stepped on the cloud and smashed the palace that day, and made the Monkey King room ..."

Somehow, the Monkey King heard a voice echoing in his mind, like himself, but not like himself.

Liu er's macaque was defeated.

The alms bowl locked it firmly inside, and when it was taken out, Liu Er's macaque had lost its magic and became an ordinary Liu Er's monkey. The Monkey King was silent, and raised his golden cudgel at the monkey.

Liu Er, the macaque, stay where you are. He felt that the majestic monkey in front of him was strange and didn't say a word, but he felt familiar when he looked at the monkey holding the golden hoop.

It murmured, "Your Majesty ..."

The next moment, it's gone.

Tathagata put his hands together: "Good, good."

The Monkey King accepted the golden cudgel and said with a smile, "It is a capital crime to hurt Master and rob my luggage."

"Never have second thoughts in the future." The Buddha said slowly.

The Monkey King folded his hands and put a small piece of fly ash into his hand.

That's a long time.

The monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguoshan failed to expect the king to come back.

It's been a long time.

On the one hand, the Lotus Pagoda inadvertently passed over Guo Huashan, and the bucket on the Lotus Pagoda watched blankly and defeated the Buddha. Just a faint glance at the bottom, even the two boys next to him didn't notice, and a small piece of fly ash quietly floated down the lotus tower.

Fly ash drifted gently into the cave of Huaguoshan and was blown away by the wind, turning into a little macaque.

Macaques seem to have just woken up from a big dream, and their eyes are still flashing with confusion. He stretched lazily and went out of the cave, scaring a little monkey who happened to pass by.

"Wow, it has many ears!"