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Classical Chinese writing course

1. Classic motto 1. Every successful person has a beginning.

Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success. 2. The world will give way to people with goals and foresight (Feng Liangnu, a famous salesman in Hong Kong). Before creating things, we must first create people.

It is better to retreat into a net than to fish in the forest. If you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in your life that limit your play.

There are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become a career. 7. Although the nest is small, it collapses thousands of miles.

8. The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us 24 hours a day. 9. A stumbling block is a stepping stone.

10, selling the world's number one product-not the car, but yourself. Before you can successfully sell yourself to others, you must sell yourself to yourself 100%.

1 1. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time. 12. Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

13. People have one mouth and two ears because they listen twice as much as they say. 14, don't think about building a sea, you must start from a small river.

15, where there is something, there is a way; Burn one's bridges, 102 Qin Guan will end in Chu; Hard work pays off; Another 3,000 pieces of armor can swallow Wu. 16, your face is to present God's most precious gift to mankind-smile, which must be the greatest wealth of your work.

17. Those who are sincerely moved will respond with sincerity. 18, there are no rewards to encourage efforts in the world, and all rewards are only used to reward the results of work.

19. Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy. 20. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

2 1, go out well, speak well and do good deeds. 22. The name of the bystander will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

23. God helps those who help themselves. Laziness is a bad factory.

25. Don't make excuses for failure, just for success. If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.

27. A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal. 28. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

29. Those who escape from reality will have a worse future. 30, the prophet three days, ten years of wealth.

3 1, when you feel sad and painful, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

32. The height that a great man reached and maintained was not achieved in an instant, but climbed up step by step when his companions were asleep. Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.

Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up. 35. Husband and wife are United and turn soil into gold.

People can do it because they believe in it. 37. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.

38. The strength developed by a person with faith is greater than that of 99 people who are only interested. 39. Endurance is better than brain power.

40. The environment will not change, and the solution lies in changing yourself. 4 1, two seeds, a forest.

42. Behind every effort, there must be a double reward. If you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves. 45. People who have never failed will probably never succeed.

46. The establishment of great achievements in life lies not in knowing, but in being able to do it. 47. Frustration is actually the tuition that success should pay.

48. Any restriction starts from one's own heart. 49. Forget failure, but remember the lessons of failure.

50. It is not the environment that makes people, but people create the environment. 5 1. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

52. The backer will fall, the water will flow, and you will never fall on your own. 53. Desire enhances enthusiasm, and perseverance smoothes mountains.

As long as the road is right, we are not afraid of the long road. A drop of honey can catch more flies than a gallon of bile.

56. Sincere interest in others is the most important quality of a salesman. 57. Success has been tried since ancient times.

58. A person who can see things from other people's thoughts and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his future. 59. When a person starts to struggle from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

60. Life is beautiful for some people, who have been striving for a certain goal all their lives. 6 1, sell products at the customer's heart, not the customer's head.

62. No one is rich enough to need help from others, and no one is poor enough to help others in some way. Anyone who really tries to help others can't help himself.

64. Activists believe that only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted, and only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted. 65. The price you pay every day is higher than the previous day, because your life is shortened by another day, so you should be more active every day.

Today is too precious to be eroded by painful worries and regrets. Lift your chin and seize today, and it will never come back. 66. A person's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.

67. Action is the ladder to success. The more actions you take, the higher you climb. 68. The environment will never be perfect. Negative people are controlled by the environment, and positive people control the environment.

In fact, success only represents your 1% efforts, and success is the result of 99% failure. 70. Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.

7 1, the rule of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy. 72. If a greeting is just a greeting, what's the difference between it and a monkey's cry? In fact, the correct greeting must clearly express your concern in one sentence.

73. A few more minutes of preparation last night saved hours of trouble today. 74. Look at others through a telescope, and look at yourself through a magnifying glass.

75. It is a laborer with hands, a helmsman with hands and brains, an artist with hands, brains and hearts, and a salesman who only cooperates with hands, brains and hearts. 76、。

2. The class teacher is in charge, and I want to write an ancient class opening theory. Reading novels in class has delayed students' normal study time and disturbed their normal study life. I feel very sorry. I made this mistake before, completely because I was not serious, I didn't know my learning task clearly, and my ideological understanding was not in place. I regretted it for a moment! However, this * * * punishment sounded the alarm for me. I suddenly realized that no rules can make Fiona Fang, and mistakes will be punished. Therefore, after the punishment was issued, I didn't complain, but concentrated on finding mistakes from myself. After a period of profound awakening, I regret my mistake.

I accepted the teacher's punishment without any sadness-a day of reflection. On this day, I made my mistake clear. Calm down and think about it before you know that your behavior is wrong!

Re-examine yourself ideologically, persist in changing your understanding and ideas, demand progress, care about the collective, care about others, and contact and communicate with outstanding students more.

Discipline, I must have changed a lot now. Now I always keep strict constraints on my words and deeds. I can not only abide by the school rules and regulations, but also know what I can and can't do as a student.

In my study, I can't avoid difficulties. I always try to master more knowledge and improve my quality in an all-round way.

I want to review my behavior again. It is wrong for me to bring a novel, it is even more wrong to read a novel without reading it, and it is even more wrong to read it in class. It also affected my classmates. When everyone looks at me at the same time, my feelings are also painful. Some students are scared, some are angry and some are laughing. I completely wasted everyone's precious time. I am an irresponsible person for myself and others. I feel guilty about everyone!

Sorry, teacher! What I have committed is a serious matter of principle. I know the teacher is angry with me, too, because I broke the school rules. I also know that it is the most basic responsibility and obligation of students not to violate the school rules and discipline and do their own thing well. But I haven't even done the most basic things. Now, I made a big mistake and I deeply regret it. I will always use this violation as a mirror to check myself. Consciously accept supervision. I want to guard against shame, forge ahead with shame, mend after it is too late, turn shame into motivation and study hard. I also want to improve my ideological understanding and strengthen my responsibility measures through this incident.

You can change it yourself!

But I deeply understand that no one is perfect, everyone has his own mistakes, and the important thing is how to correct himself after making mistakes, so I must be strict with myself from now on.

Novels are harmful to our study. I will read famous books that are helpful to our study in the future, not useless novels.

I have deeply realized my mistake, made the deepest reflection and review on the teacher, and promised that this kind of thing will not happen again in the future.

Write a composition on the topic "What happened in our class". All the students in our class have personalities. Let me tell you something about it.

Chen Shihao, a braggart. Once in a Chinese class, the teacher's phone rang, so he took it out of his pocket and walked outside the classroom. We clearly see that this is a famous brand.

Then he said loudly, "My parents use it better than Miss Yang's!" In fact, the teacher's mobile phone is just an imitation of a famous brand. He blushed like a persimmon and the whole class burst into laughter. King of fighting-Qin Tianyou.

That is, last semester, a fifth-grade brother wanted to fight with our classmates. He helped him and killed the senior classmate. A quiet girl-Ji Yuqing.

She is the monitor of our class and has poor academic performance. At the end of last semester, her math and English were 100, and her Chinese was 98. Everyone was convinced. This is a classmate of our class. How about it? Those things in our class are 600 words, 30 handsome guys and 32 beautiful women with long hair make up our funny class group, and there is a young teacher who gives lively lectures and often "plays" with his classmates.

Although our class is young, there are countless interesting things happening. (1) Crazy funny article "Hey, monk, please pass the table tennis."

Archie, a table tennis genius in our class, said to a fat and almost nonsense classmate with a pose. Why is this man called a monk? It turns out that his hair is short and fat. Once, he sat on a plastic stool and crushed it. The students shouted that he had profound martial arts, and his reputation as a "monk" spread throughout the class.

"the amount?" The monk passed the ball, but his movements were stiff and his eyes looked straight ahead. Archie asked, "What are you thinking?" . I was thinking ... Look at the back.

Archie looked back. I don't know when the old class stood at the door and looked at him with deep eyes. "Please don't play table tennis in class, ok?" So Archie couldn't help drinking tea with the old class. This man plays table tennis very well. Because he likes table tennis very much and always holds the ball in class, he often "chats" with the headmaster.

(2) The people in our class are absolutely optimists. Once, Yi was criticized to pieces by the teacher because of her poor exam results. The teacher thought he got angry at the meeting and turned over a new leaf. The teacher even thought the criticism was a bit harsh, but Yi started talking with his classmates after class, leaving the teachers speechless. The heart is too big, and the teacher admires him, but the teacher is also obnoxious, stubborn and beaten. This set an example for our class, and since then, everyone has done well.

(3) Never admit defeat Our class is the second key class in the whole school, but teachers often praise our class as the first, so we are not convinced. What are they? Not afraid of them. So under the teacher's instigation, we boasted and made a "military order", which is exactly what the teacher wanted. If we don't work hard, the consequences will be serious. After we understood, we were even fooled, but there was nothing we could do. The second time, our class's performance was even higher than theirs, so we were complacent and cheated, forming a "vicious circle", but in the long run, our class's performance really came up.

At this time, a sense of accomplishment welled up in my heart. I can do it if I don't give up! This is that we are full of youth.

Vigor. Sunshine.

Interesting and indomitable class "daily" activities, our friendship is higher than the sky and thicker than the ground, and our laughter will always reverberate over the school. Are you envious? Li Shun wrote 600 words about our class, just like classmates and teenagers, in their prime.

Yes, you see, this is our class. In our class, groups of "activists", "leading cadres" and "senior people" all appeared in the classroom of Class 28, Grade 28. The scene is simply the "criticism meeting" of our class teacher. Let me tell you something interesting.

"Black-faced Bao Gong" is a nickname given to him by people in our class. Of course, it is no less than this nickname. How dark is his face? Don't worry, I'll tell you slowly. His face is black and fat. I estimate that running on the playground is enough for him to roll dozens of laps. It's as black as a briquette! The black face with Chinese font has to admit that he is a "black face Bao Gong". Bao Gong is actually very smart, and his loud voice is one of his great advantages! Walking in the parade, the voice of "12 1, 12 1" came out, and he blushed like an apple.

This is the "black-faced Bao Gong" in our class. Don't worry, there's more. "Pleasant goat, beautiful goat ..." Don't treat me like a sheep "is the mantra of that boy in our class! You will believe it after reading the following.

The number 1 is amazing. "So-and-so, get me a glass of water. Ok, it's me again." I'm a dumb person who eats coptis-I can't say anything! Who said that I broke his glass last time and went looking for trouble? Hum, I ignored him. "The last time, I promise this will be the last time. Have pity on me. As for me, I will help you for the last time, because you are disabled.

Helpless ... No.2 was criticized for her lunch break. I remember a lunch break. He was lying on the table, staring at the book, drinking "Yili QQ Star Children's Milk" (which was drunk by 2- 12-year-old people) and was found by the teacher. He smiled and said "Little brat who didn't grow up"! ..... I believe it's interesting to listen to me. If you also have interesting stories about friends around you, write them down and share your happiness with your friends! These are all interesting things in our class! The second day of No.51 Middle School in Shinan District, Qingdao, Shandong Province: * * Write 600 words about our class. Zhang: My best friend always likes men, so I'm not gay! Laughing every day is lethal.

The wavy hairpin on her head is her symbol. Liu Youyi: She likes basketball, football and tennis ... The yellow hairpin is her symbol.

Chen Rui: I like super junior very much, and I am a huge fan of super junior. Super anthomaniac, singing superjunior songs every day.

Touching the chin is her signature move. Deng: Good grades, cheerful personality, and a veritable delicious mouth.

The X bow on her head is her symbol. Yin Ting: It's true for friends. I want to be good friends with others, so once I make friends with her, I can't run away! The lovely little black dot on her face is her symbol.

Rao Yiqing: It is a big group in our class.

4. Ask for a composition. "That thing in our class" urgently needs that thing in our class.

Everyone's mind is full of memories, both happy and unhappy. And all my memories are in our class. Every time I think of those things in our class, my mouth will rise.

As the saying goes: Xu Ge is not afraid of nothing ridiculous. Look, this Xu Ge-Xu Yiwei has started his journey of laughing again.

Halfway through the English class, our "Little Inventors" Shao began to grope for her pen again. Ignoring Miss Li's eyes, she buried her head, shrank her neck, pulled out the ink sac of her pen, and did important ink transfer work bit by bit. Shao put his eyes together, as if he wanted to put them on the pipe. The expression on his face can be described as "earth-shattering, making the gods cry" and the action can be described as thunderous. I was helpless and thought, well, if only you had the strength to study.

Just when I wanted to remind her, a fat "chicken claw" grabbed Shao's ink sac and pulled it eastward in lightning speed. Who is this? Oh, it's Xu Yiwei. The battle between the two men gradually began.

I saw Xu Yiwei sticking to his post, gnashing his teeth, his pupils dilated, his eyebrows upside down, and his whole face was ferocious together. He looked like a "demon", which was really scary! Of course, Shao is not easy to bully. The veins stood out on his hand, and he stabbed Xu Yiwei with his big eyes. In this way, the two men were deadlocked in front of me.

However, no one expected that a dramatic scene happened. Just then, with a bang, a blue light flashed from my eyes and rushed at Xu Yiwei, just like a meteor, which quickly flashed, leaving its flash-ink.

In an instant, Xu Yiwei became a "painting cat", and ink covered Xu Yiwei's "half the sky" and scribbled on it. His eyes turn into giant pandas from time to time, his mouth is bearded and his forehead is scarred. Some "Mowa" slipped on his face, just like blood.

Xu Yiwei wanted to cry. "I'm really disfigured. This time it's really an incarnation!" "He sighed plaintively.

I looked at Xu Yiwei and tried to laugh, but I couldn't. As we all know, Xu Yiwei is a man who deeply understands the righteousness. People don't attack him, he doesn't attack. When he is angry, he is terrible, and a sense of foreboding suddenly comes to mind.

At this time, Xu Yiwei picked up a book and blocked his disfigured face. At the back of the book, he smiled "sloped" and bent his crescent-shaped eyes to reveal the book. This time, the players really laughed, everyone's cheeks bulged, trying to suppress the "gas" that came out, but they still laughed under cover, with a low voice but full of joy.

Seeing this, Shao quickly took out paper and water and wiped it for Xu Yiwei. Xu Yiwei rubbed his face hard and almost scratched his skin. ...

Time passed quietly, and the farce ended hastily.

I can't finish talking about those things in our class for three days and nights, so let these memories slowly precipitate with me. The longer the precipitation, the more interesting it will be.

5. Write a composition about small things around me in simple classical Chinese.

Junior high school students have ups and downs, so there are many small things. When I am about to leave junior high school, I can't help feeling a little sad. Today, I will recall the second and third things in junior high school to express my lingering feelings.

one

Junior high school is a good time to study. Looking around the class, those who are trying to write cover the sky. There is only one ruffian, who is not enterprising and is addicted to having fun all day. This Sir hates it.

One day in Mr. Wang's class, the whole class was silent, and no one dared to make a fuss. The rascal didn't know much, so he took an MP3 player to listen to. Because he was afraid that Mr. Wang would read it, he was slightly covered in the pile of books. Listening and listening, suddenly there is a monster in Xingzheng cavity, pulling out the mountain and falling down the tree. That's Sir Ben's hand, pointing to a bend. He took the MP3. The villain was listening to music and was surprised. Sir Ben squinted and sneered, and his eyes seemed to say, "What do students cheat on? "Just add a smile!"

two

There is a strange man in the class who loves to drink bitter tea. Because of his suffering in Chata, people around him hate it. One day, I asked Yu, "Are you happy drinking bitter tea?" Yu Dui said: "Tea is bitter, but the aftertaste is sweet." The man's eyes are as big as beads, and his mouth is like a happy basin. "How can there be such a person in the class?" Pull me together and drink with me. Yu Qiang left after drinking three glasses of wine. The man asked, "Why don't you drink more?" Yu Dui said, "I have been studying WC for a long time!" Then he left with the wind. On the day of death, my eyes were dark and I was in a trance. A friend asked him why, and said, "I swear I will never drink bitter tea again."

three

Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting games, cute people are rare, and junior two students love playing chess. I like the simplicity and diversity of gobang. At the beginning, I was the first expert in Gobang in my class, and no one could beat me, so I was complacent and didn't make progress. The ancients said: "Full loss, modest benefit." And I forgot the meaning of this sentence. A few days later, the first master in the class appeared, and I was defeated from time to time. After January, everyone disappeared! A friend advised: "no learning, no skill!" " Therefore, I made a painful change, painstakingly studied, and hung my beam and stabbed my thigh. In January, I played chess with my friends. After three sets, my friends praised me: "Good! Not after Wu Xia Amon! " I said, "Don't say goodbye for three days, but look at each other. Why is it too late? " I laugh with my friends.

Recalling the little things around me, laughing like a flower, my heart suddenly became sad. Cut it and it's messy. Don't be a taste in your heart.

6. Write about 700 children at the same table in classical Chinese. The victim is like this. High school has been busy for three years, but it is like a day.

Although I am now in college, I still often recall the past of high school after dinner and savor it. My eight deskmates have their own characteristics, which adds a lot of fun to the plain life. One: Haitao, seven feet tall, military background, masculine and unrestrained.

In contrast, regardless of height and size, there is a huge difference. Being in the same place with him was an accident. At first, he had no contact with him. He sits in the back row and idles around every day without making any achievements.

Later, he was demoted to know him because of his stagnant study. After many days together, I know that he is fierce and arrogant. If you don't listen, you threaten him with your fists, and the neighbors are afraid of him.

However, for me, I often meet people from afar, but I have never ignored them, which is puzzling. I deeply respect this person, and I think this person's emotional notes can be handed in.

This place is far from the blackboard. Although it has a wonderful view on everyone, it can't be seen because of poor eyesight. Haitao saw it and said, "I have no talent, but my eyes are excellent." If you trust me, you can borrow my notes after class. "

After listening to this, I felt very gratified, tears filled my eyes, and everything in my heart could not be answered. After a long time, I secretly said, "This is my brother!" " "Second: Xiaoling, with a good appearance and a slim figure, is a vulgar powder, although she has the appearance of sinking fish and falling wild geese, and her conduct is extremely inconsistent with her appearance. Many people call it "non-mainstream" because of its unique dress, unusual behavior and strange words, which are easy to show off in the city. This name is a household name in the whole class and even the whole school.

Being in the same place is also a helpless move, so the seat is a treasure trove of feng shui and the blackboard scenery is in sight, so I decided to do it. I thought it was enough to live a clean life, but things didn't go according to people's wishes. I always concentrate on my studies. First, it was unreasonable, then it was inexplicable teasing, and finally it was cynical and interfered with me.

In front of it, I feel like a weak woman and an open man. How can I stand this evil? I can't stand it! Angry in my heart, the more I think, the more I regret it. When I made this decision, I cried every day, Lacrimosa, but it was too late. Fortunately, God helped me. At this time, my former neighbor just dropped out of school due to illness, leaving one free.

I am overjoyed and can't wait to rely on it. Third, as the name implies, a scholar is a person with the size of a mountain, with the Confucian golden mean temperament. He laughs at everyone and is embarrassed and honest.

I took the initiative to be in the same position with him, which made him overjoyed and hosted many banquets. Everyone who associates with him knows that although he is not a refined person, he has unique hobbies, one is "eating" and the other is "sleeping".

And both of them are carried out in the classroom, without interruption from beginning to end. Read early every day, put the portable buns on the seat and chew them carefully.

Smell and sound mixed together, very disgusting! Everyone talks, but they are never moved by others, and they are not chaotic. He gets sleepy after a short class every day. After a short sleep, he was radiant and energetic at once. After reading the book roughly, he often asks Yu Xiansheng questions, which makes her husband unprepared and speechless.

Later, he was praised as a "studious talent" (similar to "a hundred thousand whys"). Although there is a learning atmosphere here, the influence can continue from time to time. After careful consideration, I won't stay long. I am unwilling to be ordinary, work hard, practice day and night, wait for the opportunity and get out of trouble as soon as possible! Fourth, Peng Kun, a rich dude, is a "rich second generation" in short. He is thin, wears glasses and looks a little delicate, but he can't change Oda's appearance.

Since I entered school, there have been countless changes in parity, but compared with it, it is unparalleled in terms of professional ethics. Kun has always been very quiet, and he seems preoccupied and thoughtful every day, which is very obvious in class.

In the middle of the class, he seemed to be out of his body, stupefied, and all the troubles outside had nothing to do with him, and Yu Xiansheng's questions were ignored. Instead of sitting in the same place for months, I have never seen him read textbooks and never sleep in class. I sit still, with a high level, and I sigh.

I asked puzzled, and he smiled indifferently and said, "This is also a diversion." After listening to it, I suddenly realized that it was really a man of God! Every time after school, Kun often says, "You should study hard! We must report to the court in the future! " Hearing this, I am particularly moved, husband! Give birth to my parents and know my Peng Kun! With Yu's encouragement, his confidence has doubled, his grades have been continuously improved, and he has made great changes.

Fifth: Xiaoli, with a pair of single-phoenix triangular eyes and two curved willow leaves and hanging eyebrow, looks like a person. Stubborn and vulgar, sharp and willful, female witch also.

Being in the same place is my nightmare! My knowledge is shallow and my vocabulary is limited, so I can't describe his character in words. Eating in class, fighting after class, surfing the internet at night, not to mention for the time being.

Teasing, scratching the wall, secretly arranging numbers are everywhere, and all kinds of activities are not done by good women. I can't bear it to fall. I often persuade it with good words, understand it with emotion, touch it with reason and try to influence it. However, it was stubborn and failed.

One day, I inadvertently chatted with my classmates and learned that the Li family was poor, life was not smooth, their parents divorced, and they followed their aunt since childhood. She was abused and unable to resist, so she was willing to fall. Hey! Sad! Happy families are different; Unfortunately, the house is very different! I used to think I was the only unfortunate person in the world, complaining all day, but it was all wet.

At present, we should put aside our personal emotions and devote ourselves to our study, so as to change our destiny and honor our ancestors. Everything comes to him who waits. In the year-end exam, I won the first place, made meritorious military service, and won a chance to get out of the misery.

Sixth: Xiaoyu, with bright eyes and white teeth, red lips and white teeth, with dark clouds and jade fingers, is petite, beautiful and beautiful. Although she can't laugh at the whole city, she is also full of amorous feelings. At that time, many people in the class were vying for it.

I have impressed everyone since my last meritorious service. Later, my husband appreciated me and I was promoted to the front row. There was an uproar in the class in an instant, and the absolute beauty had already heard about it. After a few days together, we got to know each other and shared the same interests. I don't feel any different, just like ordinary people.

I have always regarded it as a little sister, working hard together in class to prepare for the college entrance examination; After class, we often learn from each other and talk and laugh. However, the good times did not last long. Although I mainly study on weekdays, I never slack off. Instead, I was snubbed by others and fell ill. Later, because of the slanderous words of the villain, I was ambushed, and the gossip spread. Xiaoyu and I had to separate, and we had a poor reputation all our lives, and it ended like this.

When I think of the day of parting, I am cold and sad. The pavilion is dying, the shower begins to rest, and the sky is silent. At that moment, "I held hands and looked into my eyes with tears, but I was speechless." Hey! "Affectionate uninvited.