Smiling is purely polite and tell me your mood via qq

Smiling is purely polite, tell me your mood on QQ

Smiling is purely polite, tell me your mood on QQ

1. Hi, baby! Don't be obsessed with me, my sister-in-law will beat you up. Beat it hard!

2. So, when one day you are jealous of others, it is because you already have the capital to be proud.

3. It is better to offend ten gentlemen than to offend one villain.

4. My dear, I wish I could grow old with you by accident.

5. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

6. A virtual network will save people like you from being beaten many times.

7. If one day Baidu cannot enter, how many people in China will be working on the system.

8. Smiling at you is purely polite. When I have nothing to do, I just think about it.

9. Two women and one man are either stories or accidents.

10. I have come into contact with many people, but I like dogs. Why? Because a dog will always be a dog, and sometimes people are not human beings. As a human being, you must have a sense of size, and the same goes for being a dog. Don’t be shameless.

11. When you see an uneven road, roar, and then continue walking.

12. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

13. Please don’t always compare yourself with me, I am different from you. Because I am human.

14. Love is a road, friends are pigs. There is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road.

15. Don’t take the wrong path when you have money, and don’t sell your pigs when you are short of money (take this seriously).

16. When poor people wear famous brands, others say they are fake; when rich people wear fake brands, others say they are real.

17. People nowadays are too damn tough-talking.

18. The end of the world is not scary. The most terrifying thing is that you are the only one left on the earth.

19. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person’s life? That is when you want to go to the toilet but can't find it; then do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? That's when you went to the toilet and found that you forgot to bring toilet paper

20. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living a beautiful life is my ability.

21. Don’t be envious. If you want to be a superman, you have to wear your underwear outside first.

22. Women buy a lot of beautiful clothes to attract men’s attention; but what men want to see is women without clothes.

23. Being single is enlightenment, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, and getting married is a mistake; divorce is awakening, and being married is stubbornness.

24. Don’t take it seriously, my wife is my wife, your wife is me, brother-in-law, are you okay?

25. I’m just confused? What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

26. Although there is a master in Minghua, I will loosen the soil

27. Love is a glass of wine, why do you always say that I am irritating the wine I made for you? .

28. When I love you, what do you say? When I don’t love you, what do you say you are?

29. Dear, don’t be angry. I searched on Baidu for three days, but I couldn’t find a word that can describe how much I love you.

30. Be careful when posting videos. Do you think you can make a difference just by watching TV?