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What interesting things have you encountered on the highway?

I don't usually go out at home, so I usually see or occasionally hear a few funny and serious conversations on the way to school.

Because walking alone on the road will be boring, and it is best not to play with your mobile phone when walking, because you are dangerous and easy to cause trouble to others.

Therefore, if I walk in general, I still like to see people around me. When I see their happy, nervous, anxious or angry expressions, I will feel that my living environment is real.

I remember once we had an afternoon club activity, so I came out of the dormitory and went to school to participate in the club activity.

A person looks left and right, humming a ditty while walking, but he is not bored. I was walking when I bumped into a couple. ...

I guess you can guess what I am going to say. It's nothing more than abusing dogs in public or tearing each other in public, nothing more.

Yes! People just abuse dogs in public, but in fact you abuse them. Anyway, there are many bachelors on the road, so we don't think so.

Besides, two couples are boring, and it's none of your business whether they occupy your territory in your home or not.

So, if ordinary cuddling doesn't matter, I'll just flirt as two house girls. Turn around and go.

Who would have thought? Who would have thought? These two are really in trouble. Girls stand on the steps and boys stand under them. You say, I kiss you, I say, you kiss me again. ...

Go back and forth like this, no less than five times. If you want to ask me why I know everything, I have to watch when people kiss you, so you won't leave.

I want to go. This is the only way. They are still in front of me. Chickens peck at rice. You pinch me, I pinch you. All you have to do is stand behind them and tell them to get out of the way. Or float past like air.

You shouldn't be more compassionate. I was born in single dog, which made people forget the pain of eating dog food!

I guessed later that maybe they saw an eyesore stone pillar here. The girl gave me a speechless look and left with the male ticket.

I walked over and heard them say that the pecking was really fun. Let's play like this next time. ...

I ... fell to the ground with a black line on my face ... I went to a club activity and provoked whoever I recruited. ...

Tell me another funny thing I experienced.

Another time, I went to class with my friends, and we got up late again, so we bought something to eat outside.

Suddenly I heard a classmate's voice. He played very well. I just want to make sure it's him. So I turned around and he happened to see me, too. I was very excited to see him.

I really haven't seen it many times because I had a very good time and I was in different departments.

So I went back to say hello to him while eating. Maybe I was too enthusiastic to look back and wave, and I didn't look forward at all.

As a result, I just smiled and turned around and ate two mouthfuls of rice, but I turned around and bumped into a tree!

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"Being alive has become a landscape in the eyes of others."

I was shocked after the collision, and it took me half a minute to understand what had happened. As a result, my friends next to me and their side are already laughing. I think I just let their laughter make me understand.

The blow was heavy, but not light. At least at that time, there was a big red envelope on my forehead, but my friend still smiled from the north gate to the south gate. As a result, I just stopped and laughed when I thought about it!

I ...

When I stay at home, I have the most contact with my mobile phone and computer, and when I go out, I see the most people.

When you observe and see others, you will feel that they are all landscapes, and in the eyes of others, you are also other people's landscapes.