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How to tactfully deal with those who laugh at your figure with words?

You see, I am shorter than you, but you should bow to me before you speak, or you can look up and tell me.

Concentration is the essence. You can see that I am so smart.

So what's going on? If the sky falls, you can bear it, and I can run anywhere.