20 17qq funny sentences

On the Qq of 20 17, many messengers wrote us many funny sentences! The following are 20 17qq funny sentences I compiled for your reading!

20 17qq funny sentences 1. The first part: looking for a job, looking for a good job, the second part: looking for a husband, looking for a good husband, horizontal criticism: dreaming.

God, ask Cupid if he broke my arrow.

Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.

Businesswomen don't know how to hate their country and do their homework all day.

If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

6. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

7. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

If time could go back, I would definitely spend my childhood with you. We will play hide and seek, steal sweet potatoes, fish in the river and shoot grasshoppers. Then I will hit you. If you cry, I will make you happy, play with you, and then hit you.

9. If you have another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep under my bed.

10. If the ear itches, it proves that someone misses you; If your eyes itch, it proves that someone wants to see you; If your lips itch, it proves that someone wants to kiss you; If your body itches. . . . Stop joking, it's time for a bath! ! !

Classic 20 17qq funny sentences 1. If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I will give you a unique love song in the world.

If idiots can fly, this is the airport.

3. The beginning of life. Sandwich eggs. I'm eating. You're watching. Well born. Hamburgers.

When you are alive, you will be laughed at by others first, then you will smile at others, and then you will die with a smile.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

6. Life is like Yico Zeng. If you go astray from the beginning, you will never run back.

7. Life is a blank sheet of paper. Finally, I got myself dirty. The hardest thing is that women are animals and bleed every month.

8. The tragedy of life, the exam, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

9. People have backgrounds, so do I..

10. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

1 1. Adolescence is not over yet. How to regain youth? Let's regain our childhood.

12. What is money? Something I don't have.

13. Money is like shit. When you win it, you always get it.

14. Money is not a problem, but no money.

15. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

16. I usually scold you, and I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

17. Reading books at ordinary times is a thirst for knowledge, while reading books before exams is a desire for survival.

18. There are too many liars, but obviously not enough fools.

19. Ass is the easiest place to get dirty, because there is a word called falling dust.

20. Temper is like farting. Come out if you have it, or you will suffocate your body.

The latest 20 17qq funny sentences 1. Donor, I am a poor monk. I can't heal you through clothes, so I am guilty.

Cowardice is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model comes out.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

4. I'd rather fall in love with 1000 than let one go.

Hello, I'm busy now, so I can't contact you now.

6. Do you know? I dreamed of you again last night. We snuggled up by the river. You look at me, I look at you. Suddenly, you looked up and said three words to me affectionately:? Woof woof woof! ?

7. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

9. You have feelings and I have desires. As soon as the light is turned off, I will leave.

10. You should never fight a pure SB, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him and then beat you with his rich experience.

1 1. Why are you taking a bath in a black vest? Oh! It's chest hair!

12. You said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

13. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

14. You are garbage, but I am not a garbage collector.

15. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

16. Are you a boy or a girl? I wonder whether I want to be an aunt or an uncle.

17. You can't even cheat. How can the teacher trust you to experience in the society?

18. You dragged a pig shopping. You look happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, look at a person's grade and see who he is with. ? Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

19. Look how sweet you smile, just like Pan Jinlian, the four beauties.