How to write funny sentences that attract people to lose weight

1, stop eating, do you think there is a pigsty missing?

2, the waist is full of meat, and the face is decorated with oil!

3, full of wisdom, abruptly propped up my face.

4. When I got home, I looked sad and said good weight loss?

5, lose weight, you are just a cruel and persistent person.

6. You have no amazing talent, no prominent family background, no beauty, and you indulge yourself to get fat again. This is the rhythm of complete death.

7. I have worked hard, but why can't I lose weight? I can lose weight for eight hours every day except eating!

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life?

9. A little fatter, all your clothes will become 3D!

10, for the rest of my life, I want to be thin and rich.

1 1. Only by starting to lose weight can all the anxiety caused by obesity be alleviated.

12, fat people are not funny, not white and fat!

13, for the word "girls' films", I think those thin ones are called girls' films and those fat ones are called girls' blocks.

14, gain a catty like a play, lose a catty like a play. It's too difficult for me.

15, look in the mirror when you are hungry, you fat bitch!

16, Auntie, a portion of fried noodles, half. I want to lose weight and eat less.

17. I only shed tears before, but now I only sweat.

18, I originally planned to slim down into a lightning bolt this year, which will make your eyes shine, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

19, love yourself, no one can tell me to lose weight.

20. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make your body better or to make your mind better.

2 1, women will not be cruel to themselves, but men will be cruel to women.

22. There is no shame in selling your soul and principles. The shame is that it can't sell at a good price.

23. How do you go anywhere with a swimming ring?

When you passed my window, I thought it was already dark.

25. If you are fat, the door can't get in, the car can't sit down, and you can only see your own flesh in the mirror!

26. You know, losing weight is a woman's lifelong goal!

27. If you can't control your weight, what can you say about controlling your life?

28. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the meat.

29. Growing meat at noon is very painful. I looked in the mirror and cried all morning. I can't get dressed, and my heart is very painful. If I don't wear it, it will be more painful. If I want to be painless, I'll eat less.

30. Every time I swear to lose weight, I just shout it out. If I can't lose this fat, I'll scare them!

3 1. The weight-loss class made me wear loose clothes. What should I throw away if I have loose clothes?

32, no bills, no degreasing, no poverty alleviation.

33. If you want to lose weight, you must be ruthless from beginning to end. Even if you indulge once, you will give up all your efforts.

34. How many months are you pregnant? Is the baby coming soon?

35. I dream that I am in the gym every day. I feel that God told me to lose weight.

How determined you are to lose weight depends on how handsome the person you want to sleep with.

37. Losing weight is a fashionable topic. You are catching up with the trend. You are a person who knows fashion.

38, why is it fat, too many things are at ease, not thin!

39. Every month, I try to eat with half my salary and lose weight with the other half.

40. You rode an elephant that day, and I vaguely saw that the elephant's legs were weak.

4 1, it takes the same years, but you grow into a succulent plant.

42, fat is not because of physical fitness, but because you are too lazy to move and greedy!

43. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

44. Boss, how much is this bracelet? This is a hula hoop!

45. The reason why I eat myself so roundly is to avoid being looked down upon by others.

46. Open a layer of meat and wash it clean every time you take a bath.

47. Ah, I want to lose weight. Raise your hand and laugh if you feel the same way!

48. When you use books, you hate less and lose weight when you eat more.

49. Come on, we all lost weight in the same weight-loss center. I often see you.

50, there is no road idiot to eat vegetables, only the road to eat!