Xiao Shi Dai gu Li

No one can bear the pain for you, and no one can take away your strength.

Those who poured cold water on me, I will boil it back to you one day.

The best way to destroy the relationship is to listen to rumors.

5, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know what is the winner is king.

6, don't give me a look, your face is not a palette.

7. Men are easily tempted. If you regard him as your son, don't blame him for finding you a wife outside.

8. Sometimes a woman needs a man, just like an airplane pilot needs a parachute. If he is not here now, then he need not be here in the future.

9. I am grateful to those who speak ill of me behind my back and scold me, and I am grateful to those who are jealous of me. You care more about my little things than my parents do. Thank you very much.

10, thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with me, but I don't lack you.

1 1. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

12, you don't know how cruel reality is until it slaps you.

13. For those who like you, your small shortcomings and willfulness are lovely, while for those who don't like you, your small freshness and elegance are artificial.

As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

15, small things should be stable, big things should be ruthless.

16, don't test your friends easily, or you will be more disappointed.

17, don't treat yourself as a waste until you are dead.

18, not all women are called women. Women should ask men to be more masculine, and at the same time make themselves more pleasing to the eye with friends and colleagues around them. They often choose clothes that highlight their figure, and don't always wear children's clothes like a mentally retarded child.

19, don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others, so why bother?

20. I feel sorry for you missing me.

Classic quotations from Guli in a small age

Classic quotations from Guli in a small age: 1. Look like a high-end prostitute told me she didn't sell!

2. You were beaten? You're kidding! Who did it early in the morning? That man is sick! (Yes, after make-up)

You don't ask your son that I'm not good enough!

I can only write one account book.

Yeah, bitch, it's not easy for you to raise me so big.

I would rather go out without underwear than leave it at home.

7. blue knight! Poison his champagne!

8. If I can become Xun Gong, I will never buy Prada!

9. I am very angry. I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die!

10. You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It's strong and strong.

1 1. I'd rather be pregnant! (Until Neil comes back)

12. I don't want to take that thing I don't want to sit! ! (Neil pulls her to Jinjiang Paradise)

13. Oh, actually Nirvana describes a soft texture.

14. Nan Xiang, he will kill you one day. Don't ask me to collect your body.

15. Dad, if you don't go to the Hawaiian grass skirt party, could you please change the tie around your neck?

16. You are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend money by credit card. What a scandal!

17. If you don't go down, you'll be as thin as sashimi, and those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later.

18. Have you introduced yourself? Be careful, (throwing out a bowl of tomato and egg soup accurately) like this.

19. The foie gras per guest is three ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?

20. I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, it's not a funeral, what do you think?

2 1. If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner.

22. That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried in the ground and burned to ashes. Don't turn her old man out of the ground to dry.

23. You can't ruin me with vomit like Don! I won't trip over the same stone twice!

24. Pull down the sun visor. Why don't you leave? (Coulee told me when I first took the train)

25. Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like "pull" and "ren Jia" in front of me again, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up.

26. Even if it's not delicious, you must finish it, my spoiled young master, because I bought it. I won't be angry with you again.

27. Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? (Actually, if you just take out her footbath and put it in the toilet ...)

28. Unfortunately, I completed my double bachelor's degree in four years. More unfortunately, my other major is international finance. Unfortunately, my financial geography score is A++.

29. Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my birth mother turned out to be palaces. What can we do?

Mom, for the sake of White Snake and God of Wealth, can you go to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost exposes your whole breasts? I suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Roasted suckling pig or fresh papaya or something.

3 1. Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll build all the cigars in your study into something one centimeter long. Are you kidding? Oh, no, I am serious. When have you ever seen me joking?

Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again, of course you will! Besides, you wrote on the card that you are like a peony. Do you know how many times don has successfully turned over this?

33. Of course, I was talking about Nanxiang. If it's Tang Xiangru, I'll ask you if she raped this man, poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke and buried it in a cornfield outside Songjiang.

34. What can you do except cry, make noise, hit me and wipe your tears and snot on my dad's stiff and pale body? You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life?

You can calm your roar a little, because I'm afraid that the old man downstairs who is boiling water missed this wonderful broadcast.

36. Did you just get dressed and take a shower? Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, I just finished washing clothes. Guli continued to drink soup and said, so you just wore it?

She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. Lucy, the driver will call me when the second car approaches the door. At the same time, you can ask the driver of the third car to start.

38. Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? I heard a crash in the kitchen.

Guli took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, Mom, this is my brother Gu Zhun. (When Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appeared at the party at the same time)

40. Can't you smell you? Now you are like a tuna that died in the men's room for five days, and then you put it in a pickle jar for a few days and fished it out! (To Lin Xiao who is too tired to take a bath)

4 1. Lin Xiao, are these underwear simple? Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass get so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Wicked!

42. Every time I think about those 172 strange eyes, my heart jumps to 120 and says nothing. I really appreciate their big family.

43. Up to now, we haven't made any substantial progress, because my great father gave 20% of the shares of the company to an inexplicable person named Mr. Never Know, or who knows who it is.

44. Oh, I'm afraid! Don't forget, the premise of successful acquisition is that you promise to let me be the new CFO. Hum, if you dare to let everyone in my company drink the northwest wind, I will dare to steal all your money and make you drink the northwest wind!

45. no! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! Insult!

46. Of course, isn't there a novel called Until the last sentence? If I were you, I would wait until the last nail was nailed. Forget it, you and Nanxiang should stay in Nanjing first. I'll handle the rest. I'll find that man first. There's nothing I can't handle. There's nothing wrong with robbing money, as long as I don't kill him.

Gu Li, a classic quotation from a small age

1, "Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my birth mother turned out to be palaces. What can we do? "

2. "Lan Jue! Poison his champagne! "

3. "Oh, I'm so scared!" "You don't forget, the premise of successful acquisition is that you promise to let me become the new chief financial officer. Hey, if you dare to let everyone in my company drink the northwest wind, I will dare to steal all the money from your company so that you can't even drink the northwest wind! "

4. "Of course I'm talking about Nanxiang. If it is Tang Xiangru, I will ask you if she raped this man, poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke and buried it in the corn field outside Songjiang. "

5. "No! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! Insult! "

6. "You can calm your roar a little. I am afraid that the old man who boiled water downstairs missed this wonderful broadcast. "

7. "Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Guli continued to drink the soup and said, "So you just drank it bad?"

She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, the driver will call me when the second car is near the door. At the same time, you can ask the driver of the third car to start. "

9. "Don, is this your bra or something? How does it look like a T-shirt? " I heard a crash in the kitchen.

10, Guli took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, "Mom, this is my brother, Gu Zhun." (Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appear at the party at the same time)

1 1, "I'm angry. I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! "

12 "You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It is strong and strong. " (If you say you are as hot as a hairy crab)

13, "I'd rather get pregnant!" (Until Neil comes back)

14, "I don't want to take that thing! I don't want to sit! ! "(Neil pulls her to Jinjiang Paradise)

15, "It's a pity that I completed my double bachelor's degree in four years. More unfortunately, my other major is international finance. The most unfortunate thing is that my financial geography score is A++. "

16, "I can only write one account book."

17 "The foie gras per guest is three ounces! I want to ask you what you want to raise with ten ounces? "

18, "I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. What do you think? "

19, "If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please help me prepare the bridal chamber after dinner."

20. "Mom, for the sake of White Snake and God of Wealth, can you go to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost exposes your whole breasts? I suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Small roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... "

2 1 "Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll build all the cigars in your study into something one centimeter long. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking? "

22. "Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again ... of course you do!" Besides, you wrote' You are like a peony' on the card. Do you know how many times Tang has successfully turned over for this? "

23. "Where didn't you fall? You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later. "

24. "Have you finished introducing yourself?" "Be careful," (throwing out a bowl of tomato and egg soup accurately) "Like this."

25. "What can you do except cry, make noise, hit me and wipe your tears and nose on my dad's stiff and pale body?" You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life? "

26. "Yes, bitch, it's not easy for you to raise me so big."

27. "I'd rather go out without underwear than leave it at home."

28. "Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? " Actually, Bendo just took out her footbath and put it in the toilet. )

29. "Lin Xiao, this pair of underwear is a sword, right? Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass get so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Xianhui! "

30. "Every time I think about that 172 pair of strange eyes, my heart jumps to 120 without saying anything. I really appreciate their big family. "

3 1, "You can't ruin me with vomit like Tang! I won't trip over the same stone twice! "

32 "Pull down the sun visor, why not take it off?" (Coulee told me when I first took the train)

33. "Of course, there is a novel called Until the last sentence. If I were you, I would wait until the last nail fell. Let's go, you and Nanxiang stay in Nanjing first. I'll handle the rest. I'll find that man first. I'm in care. There's nothing I can't handle. As long as you don't kill him, it's nothing to rob money. "

34. "If I can become Xun Gong, I am willing not to buy prada all my life!"

35. "Nan Xiang, one day you were killed by him. Don't ask me to collect your body."

36. "Dad, if you are not going to the Hawaiian grass skirt party, would you please change the spring tie around your neck now?"

37. "You are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend it by credit card. What a scandal? "

38. "That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground for a long time. " "Also burned to ashes, are you all right don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry ..."

39. "Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like' pull' or' somebody else' in front of me again, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up. "

40. "Even if it doesn't taste good, finish it. My spoiled little master. Because I bought this. I will never be angry with you again. "

Talk about the classic phrases in Dai Xiao Guli.

1. I look like you.

No one can bear the pain for you, and no one can take away your strength.

Those who poured cold water on me, I will cook it back to you one day.

The best way to destroy a relationship is to listen to rumors.

I don't know what youth is, I only know what the winner is king.

6. Don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.

7. Men are easily tempted. If you regard him as your son, don't blame him for finding you a wife outside.

8. Sometimes a woman needs a man, just like an airplane pilot needs a parachute. If he is not here now, then he need not be here in the future.

9. Thank those who speak ill of me behind my back and those who are jealous of me. You care more about my details than my parents do. Thank you very much.

10. Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with me, but I don't lack you.

1 1. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

12. You don't know how cruel reality is until it slaps you.

13. For those who like you, your small shortcomings and willfulness are lovely, while for those who don't like you, your small freshness and elegance are artificial.

14. As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

15. Small things should be steady, but big things should be ruthless.

16. Don't test your friends easily, or you will be more disappointed.

17. If you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

18. Not all women are called women. Women should make themselves and their friends and colleagues feel more pleasing to the eye while asking men to be more masculine. They should always choose clothes that highlight their bodies, instead of always wearing children's clothes like a mentally retarded child.

19. Don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others, so why bother?

20. I'm sorry I missed you.