Funny QQ sentences that make people laugh and cry.

Ridiculous QQ sentence 1, the teacher always tells us to be honest and not to lie, and the leaders above can teach us to lie as soon as they check.

If I can choose to be born again in my next life, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

I hate two kinds of people most in this world! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate!

The night gave me a pair of sexy black eyes, but I only used them to roll my eyes.

To be honest, I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos in this society now, but I am afraid to have another bottle after winning the prize.

6. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! You got it?

7. Buy Master Kong instant noodles, including six packets of seasoning packets, two forks and a bucket.

8. Teachers are the most narcissistic. They always like to say: Students, please look at me.

9. If it rains cats and dogs, who will hold up an umbrella for me? I think I will be calm when he is Xu Xian.

10, I have to admire my female friend, who still wears shorts and stockings in such a cold day.

1 1. Come to me when no one in the world wants you. I'll tell you that I don't want you either.

12, the old lady in front of me, would you please stop combing your hair in front of me? I really want to sing Jay Chou's Hair as Snow.

13, some boys always mistakenly think that girls are violent, but in fact they don't know that they owe a beating.

14, a man's promise is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight, but it's hard to say that everything is false.

15. My wallet is like an onion at the end of every month. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

16, since drinking Sanlu milk powder, my back is sore, my legs have stopped hurting, and even my heart has stopped beating!

17, Confucius said: if you don't take a nap at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

18, disciple Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to teacher Jason Wu, and go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is steamed.

19, don't keep asking me why I like you, Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

20. Brother Sharp said that falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

2 1, angular disadvantage is that it is easy to be chewed by others.

22. Tianya, there is one thing I have been keeping from you. In fact, I am Altman who fights monsters.

23. From now on, I will decide not to grow old with yesterday, but to grow old with tomorrow.

24. Do you know that you are like me? You are like my aunt. I get bored when I see too much, and I get anxious when I can't see it.

25. I think everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

26. I am willing to donate teachers from all schools to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, and patriotism is the most important thing.

27. I won't dispute with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

28, sister, remember, whoever loves you again in the future, he will clap his hands when he goes up. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

29. Adults say that the early bird catches the worm. I just want to get up at noon to eat.

30, in fact, happiness is very simple, just like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, bump men hit monsters!

3 1. Do you love me or not? I'm right behind you, following you.

It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy eating in my mouth, but I hate not being thin.

33. Grandpa wondered: I watched the news broadcast for decades and didn't see the finale.

34. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color. Hey, hey, tonight, I really want to take a break.

35. I wanted to turn over the salted fish in this mid-term exam, but it stuck completely.

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

37. I can't find it anymore, and I'm still lamenting that small waist. Unwanted hatred, a fat suit.

38. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Super funny QQ sentences that make people laugh and cry.

Funny QQ sentences that make people laugh and cry.

1, the teacher always tells us to be honest and not to lie, and the leaders above can teach us to lie as soon as they check.

If I can choose to be reborn in my next life, I would like to make a quilt to overwhelm the whole world.

I hate two kinds of people most in this world! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate!

The night gave me a pair of sexy black eyes, but I only used them to roll my eyes.

To be honest, I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos in this society now, but I am afraid to have another bottle after winning the prize.

6. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! You got it?

7. Buy Master Kong instant noodles, including six packets of seasoning packets, two forks and a bucket.

8. Teachers are the most narcissistic. They always like to say: Students, please look at me.

9. If it rains cats and dogs, who will hold up an umbrella for me? I think I will be calm when he is Xu Xian.

10, I have to admire my female friend, who still wears shorts and stockings in such a cold day.

1 1. Come to me when no one in the world wants you. I'll tell you that I don't want you either.

12, the old lady in front of me, would you please stop combing your hair in front of me? I really want to sing Jay Chou's Hair as Snow.

13, some boys always mistakenly think that girls are violent, but in fact they don't know that they owe a beating.

14, a man's promise is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight, but it's hard to say that everything is false.

15. My wallet is like an onion at the end of every month. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

16, since drinking Sanlu milk powder, my back is sore, my legs have stopped hurting, and even my heart has stopped beating!

17, Confucius said: if you don't take a nap at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

18, disciple Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to teacher Jason Wu, and go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is steamed.

19, don't keep asking me why I like you, Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

20. Brother Sharp said that falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

2 1, angular disadvantage is that it is easy to be chewed by others.

22. Tianya, there is one thing I have been keeping from you. In fact, I am Altman who fights monsters.

23. From now on, I will decide not to grow old with yesterday, but to grow old with tomorrow.

24. Do you know that you are like me? You are like my aunt. I get bored when I see too much, and I get anxious when I can't see it.

25. I think everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

26. I am willing to donate teachers from all schools to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, and patriotism is the most important thing.

27. I won't dispute with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

28, sister, remember, whoever loves you again in the future, he will clap his hands when he goes up. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

29. Adults say that the early bird catches the worm. I just want to get up at noon to eat.

30, in fact, happiness is very simple, just like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, bump men hit monsters!

3 1. Do you love me or not? I'm right behind you, following you.

It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy eating in my mouth, but I hate not being thin.

33. Grandpa wondered: I watched the news broadcast for decades and didn't see the finale.

34. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color. Hey, hey, tonight, I really want to take a break.

35. I wanted to turn over the salted fish in this mid-term exam, but it stuck completely.

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

37. I can't find it anymore, and I'm still lamenting that small waist. Unwanted hatred, a fat suit.

38. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Super funny QQ signature that makes people laugh and cry.

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1, the teacher always tells us to be honest and not to lie, and the leaders above can teach us to lie as soon as they check.

If I can choose to be born again in my next life, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

I hate two kinds of people most in this world! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate!

The night gave me a pair of sexy black eyes, but I only used them to roll my eyes.

To be honest, I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos in this society now, but I am afraid to have another bottle after winning the prize.

6. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! You got it?

7. Buy Master Kong instant noodles, including six packets of seasoning packets, two forks and a bucket.

8. Teachers are the most narcissistic. They always like to say: Students, please look at me.

9. If it rains cats and dogs, who will hold up an umbrella for me? I think I will be calm when he is Xu Xian.

10, I have to admire my female friend, who still wears shorts and stockings in such a cold day.

1 1. Come to me when no one in the world wants you. I'll tell you that I don't want you either.

12, the old lady in front of me, would you please stop combing your hair in front of me? I really want to sing Jay Chou's Hair as Snow.

13, some boys always mistakenly think that girls are violent, but in fact they don't know that they owe a beating.

14, a man's promise is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight, but it's hard to say that everything is false.

15. My wallet is like an onion at the end of every month. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

16, since drinking Sanlu milk powder, my back is sore, my legs have stopped hurting, and even my heart has stopped beating!

17, Confucius said: if you don't take a nap at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

18, disciple Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to teacher Jason Wu, and go to the kitchen to see if Bajie is steamed.

19, don't keep asking me why I like you, Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

20. Brother Sharp said that falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

2 1, angular disadvantage is that it is easy to be chewed by others.

22. Tianya, there is one thing I have been keeping from you. In fact, I am Altman who fights monsters.

23. From now on, I will decide not to grow old with yesterday, but to grow old with tomorrow.

24. Do you know that you are like me? You are like my aunt. I get bored when I see too much, and I get anxious when I can't see it.

25. I think everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

26. I am willing to donate teachers from all schools to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, and patriotism is the most important thing.

27. I won't dispute with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

28, sister, remember, whoever loves you again in the future, he will clap his hands when he goes up. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

29. Adults say that the early bird catches the worm. I just want to get up at noon to eat.

30, in fact, happiness is very simple, just like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, bump men hit monsters!

3 1. Do you love me or not? I'm right behind you, following you.

It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy eating in my mouth, but I hate not being thin.

33. Grandpa wondered: I watched the news broadcast for decades and didn't see the finale.

34. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color. Hey, hey, tonight, I really want to take a break.

35. I wanted to turn over the salted fish in this mid-term exam, but it stuck completely.

36. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

37. I can't find it anymore, and I'm still lamenting that small waist. Unwanted hatred, a fat suit.

38. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Super funny QQ sentences

1. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. If you touch my clothes, you will definitely chop off your hands and feet. 2. I found myself so ridiculous after I calmed down.

I called my boyfriend yesterday, and then his girlfriend answered.

4. You talk about where there is more grass in the sea and why you should look for it in the class.

Someone called Brother Sharp to me in the street that day, and I almost couldn't breathe with laughter.

6, the mood is inexplicable, cycling to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

7. A man who knows that he is not good to women will become a sanitary towel in his next life.

8. I'm not your customer service staff, and you have no right to ask my sister to answer this and that.

9. You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

10, it sounds good, one up and one down.

1 1, it is very bright in August, so there are more and more people picking their noses in the street.

12, if you can, let the storm of love come more violently.

13, why do you have to wait until you die to say how much you want to live?

14, someone please drag him out and punish him for eating 250 loaves of bread and not drinking water.

15, what's wrong with shaking your head? Think of yourself as a button lander.

16, this world, well, jack shall have Jill, and those who have no money go home to raise pigs.

As a good monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

18 as the saying goes, since ancient times, good people have never died, and then it's your turn.

19, the current leader patted his head to make a decision and patted his chest to ensure that he would leave.

20. Don't tell me you love me. This sentence sounds a little disgusting.

2 1, whoever wants to give me an apple five generations, I will talk to people who will not break up.

22. There are more and more disgusting people now. No wonder pork prices can't come down!

23, drink a can of Wang Lao Ji a day, the little girl is fascinating.

Although I am not as beautiful as Lin Chi-ling, I still can't find your way.

25. Others meet love at the corner, but I meet a ghost at the corner.

26. Little Three cried, because Xiao Si also came to break its beautiful life.

27. Hum, don't treat me like a game, or I'll kill you.

28. The chance of meeting true love in this real society is as slim as the chance of going to hell.

29. I don't know how many slaps I gave myself to shoot this mosquito to death.

30. I'm afraid your red nose will come out if I slap you.

3 1, it is said that peace of mind is naturally cool, no wonder I feel so cold all year round.

32. Although my craft is not so good, this boiled water still smells good!

33. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller again. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

35. It is better to learn not to care about yourself.

36. Listen, I only love you once, and this is my life.

37. Instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love you.

38, a song, I don't know how many children who are tone-deaf have found their confidence again.