Talking about high oil prices.

Recently, domestic gasoline prices have been rising all the way, and many users complain that it is more and more expensive to refuel, especially young people with low incomes. Many people want to talk about their depressed mood, so let's take a look at how expensive the oil price is.

During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

I suddenly decided to lose weight. What can my dog do, camel me? It can't camel me, how can I have the money to refuel?

Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want more dogs.

We finally achieved the grand goal of catching up with the beauty of the Premier League. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.

6. Friends in the circle of friends are all traveling in Britain and the United States, and I am shouting that the price of oil has gone up again.

7. Recently, two people pursued me. Should I promise to buy a house or a gas station?

8. The prices of gasoline, apples, eggs, radishes and instant noodles have all gone up, but we must live strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up. We are delighted to find that the air has not increased in price, and there are more and more materials inside. ..

9. The prices of apples, bananas, gasoline and cemeteries have all gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

10. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't use oil, and I am a bicycle. Cyclists have an affair all their lives!

1. Rising gasoline prices, taxi prices, subway restrictions and traffic jams forced me to make the most important decision in my life ... I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !

12. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

13. A few years later, the oil price in a country continued to soar and climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. It's like saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: 654.38+ 10,000 yuan of pre-stored oil, one domestic car; Pre-stored 200,000 fuel costs and sent a mid-range car; 500 thousand gas money and a luxury car in advance

14. When you encounter a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is just one word. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

15. School sports meeting, 1000 meters final sprint, a fat man can't hold on any longer. Everyone kept shouting "Come on, come on" at the fat man. As a result, in the cheers of everyone, the fat man fell from the second place to the sixth place ... After the end, everyone asked the fat man why he shouted "Come on, slow down". The fat man lamented: the oil price is too expensive to pay!

16, one day three years later, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much does it cost?" I said, "add 1000 yuan." "How far can I go with so much? Just fill it up. " "No, I have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to save the money." "Okay, I'll give you the invoice later. No receipt, thank you. . . Cold master for a long time, "I depend, it's so awesome that even private cars dare to refuel." "

Oil prices have gone up, so have I;

When crude oil rises, I will rise, and crude oil has an impact on me;

Crude oil will not fall, I am different from crude oil!

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