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Why did Wang Po help Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian bridge the gap?

Saying Ximen Qing has a crush on Pan Jinlian, Wu Dalang's wife, "Go back seven or eight times before leaving". The woman selling tea across the street saw it in her eyes and remembered it in her heart.

Ximen Qing came to inquire about Mrs. Wang, who pretended not to know. "Boss Xi, do you have sour plum soup?" "Boss Xi, have a hehe soup?"

The end of a sentence means that it doesn't tell. After drinking tea, you don't charge money, just lose money, not afraid that he won't come.

Finally, one day, Ximen Qing came for tea again and handed over a silver or two. Mother-in-law whispered, "Coming!"

Ximen Qing said, "Godmother, tell me about this for me and I'll give you twelve taels of silver."

Wang Po said that to be successful, you must have all the "five things". Which five are they? Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian: First, the emergence of Pan An; Second, donkeys are licensed; As rich as Deng Tong; Fourth, young, fifth, doing nothing. "It's all over, and what should be done will be done."

This passage is recognized as the classic secret of cheating girls. It is said that Mrs. Wang summed it up very well, Gao!

However, this is not entirely correct. Because these "five pieces" only play an "advantage" role, not a "decision" role.

Whether a man chases a woman or not depends on whether a woman does it. As long as the woman is willing, the man can succeed even if the five pieces are not complete! If the woman doesn't want to, you can have everything or not!

Mrs. Wang, won't she know? Why do you say that? The purpose of this is: failure, can't blame me! Blame yourself for always being stingy and refusing to spend money, and blame yourself for not having time to grind slowly.

Mrs. Wang is a businessman. From her own standpoint, she thinks that if she earns a lot of money, she won't earn any money. Anyway, she has no responsibility. In this way, people don't pay back the money, at least leave a way out for themselves.

However, Ximen Qing has recently made money, and he has money and leisure. He said confidently, "To tell the truth, I have all five." Then according to Mrs. Wang's standards, it will definitely be possible.

Of course, Mrs. Wang is not sure about this, because the decision is up to her, and she can't do it without doing it. So, Mrs. Wang immediately blurted out a "ten lights".

Light is exposure to light and stealing sunlight. Making it, the whole process is divided into ten links. Don't blame me for what happened! It's none of my business. Continue to shirk responsibility and find a way out.

What are the ten links? Wang Po said in detail:

Boss, please buy me a blue silk, a white silk and a white silk, 120 cotton. I asked her to borrow my calendar, deliberately saying that I would choose a good day for the tailor. If she volunteers to do it for me, there is still hope. If she refuses to come, it will be over.

If I can invite her to my home to help me sew, there is half hope.

At noon, I invited her to eat snacks and drink. If she insists on going back, the matter will go away. If she eats it, she will have three hopes.

At noon on the third day, please get dressed and shout "buy a cup of tea" in front of the door. I will come out and invite you to sit in your room. If she gets up and leaves, can I still hold her? This matter is closed. If she doesn't start, she will get four points.

After sitting down, I praised you for a lot of benefits, and then you praised her for pointing, well done. If she doesn't agree, things will be solved; If she is willing to talk to you, she has five points.

If you ask me to buy food with money again, if she gets up and leaves, can't I hold her? This matter is closed. If she doesn't start, she will get six points.

Ask her to accompany you when I go out. If she gets up and walks home, I can't stop her, but it's over for me. It would be great if she didn't leave. This alone has seven points.

I bought something and asked her to have a drink with you. If she refuses to eat at your table and leaves, it's over. If she doesn't leave, it doesn't matter. Eight points.

She eats strong liquor, so I said there was no liquor. You took the money and asked me to buy it again. I'll close the door and lock you two in the house. If she runs home, it's over; If I drag her to the door, when she is not in a hurry, she only owes one point for nine points.

This score is the most difficult. I can only coax her with sweet words in the room. Don't be impatient and do nothing, or I'll leave you alone. You put the chopsticks under the table first, then pick them up and pinch her feet. If she gets up, I'll come and save you. This matter is over, and you will never think about it again. If she doesn't say anything, it will be very light.

Ximen Qing was overjoyed and said, "Brilliant plan!"

Wang Po said, "Don't forget to promise me twelve taels of silver."

You see, this "Ten Light Plan" clearly proves that Wang Po knows that "the decision is up to the woman". Among them, any link, as long as the woman shows unwillingness, "this matter is over" and cannot be forced.

This, from beginning to end, has no meaning of coercion, let alone drugging wine. She just let Ximen Qing grope slowly, step by step, until the woman thought about it, and the dust settled. If the woman doesn't want to, forget it.

This is not a fatal trap, nor does it mean to hurt others. Mrs. Wang just wants to earn this 3000 yuan back on the premise of "voluntary".

Morality can never resist the market. Because there is demand first, and then there is pimp Wang Pozi. On Mrs. Wang s strategy from the perspective of dialogue;

1. When they become, they can earn 3000 yuan.

If they fail, they might as well just make 300 yuan.

No matter what happens, make sure nothing happens. If anything happens, it's none of my business.

Advance and retreat properly. With this strategy, Mrs. Wang can make a steady profit without losing money, take no risks and be held hostage by others. So, how did it come out later?