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A word that God answered.

1. someone else's xxx has never let me down!

This laughter can't be laughed for years without asthma. /This laughter has something to do with my kettle boiling. /I laughed at the mask directly!

3. How can my boyfriend/girlfriend inadvertently see this video!

I don't hesitate to praise those who fall!

At first I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect it to be king.

6. Dogs are good dogs. You don't know if the owner is serious. /People and dogs are going crazy. /I am not afraid that you are a Hal, but I am afraid that you will meet a Hal's master! God, give me a normal master.

Tik Tok's hottest reply

1, can you peel a pear for me with Tanaka's painting halberd or smash a walnut for me with the decree? I really can't use the high-voltage line to directly give me the first answer to relieve boredom.

2. You have violated the unforgivable crime of snakeskin in the galactic justice law. My unique armor will deprive you of all rights and arrest you with a seal. Give in easily.

You have once again violated the unforgivable sin of outshining others in the galactic justice law. I, Bian Que Armor, will deprive you of all your rights and carry out Bian Que Sanlian for you. Give in easily!

4, flying salt arm, joint salt

5, this laughter can't be laughed for years without asthma/this laughter and my kettle are all open/I put on a mask and laughed directly!

Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

7. When I saw someone fall, I praised him without hesitation!

8, the dog is a good dog, the owner is not serious, I don't know/people and dogs are going crazy/dogs, not afraid that you are Hal, I am afraid that you will meet a Hal master!

Classic quotations from Tik Tok.

1, I am a vulgar person. I look at mountains, the sea and flowers. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.

If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.

I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. The paper is short and sentimental, without too many ripples. My stories are all about you. It doesn't matter how I fell in love with him and decided to go home with him and give up everything I have. This is a short story. I can't finish the lawsuit. When I was young, my story was still about you.

When I first met this world, I couldn't forget to return. I looked at the horizon as if it were in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water again. Walking through this world now, all kinds of lingering, turning over the different faces of the years, can't wait to break into your smile.