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Talking about sleeping with the light on. Talking about sleeping with the light on every night.

1. Now sleeping alone at home is very scary. I'm really old. You can only sleep with the light on every day.

2. What is loneliness? It is the TV that is turned on all night, and the light has to be turned on before dark, and the quilt that sleeps should wrap the whole person tightly.

I like to sleep with the light on. In that case, I wake up from a dark nightmare in the middle of the night and my eyes are bright.

It's embarrassing to wake up at this time. There will be no shortage of electricity this month. I often turn on the light until dawn, and the sofa has become the base where I often sleep, while the bed is an alternative place to sleep.

5. When you are alone, you will sleep with the light on. Although I am not used to it, I am afraid that darkness will fill my heart.

I'm used to sleeping alone with the light on, because you were by my side when I turned off the light.

7. I feel stupid. I feel light when I sleep at noon. I reached out to turn off the light, but I didn't turn it on.

8. It's scary to stay in a hotel alone, and you have to sleep with the lights on all night. How high!

9. I don't understand. I'm not afraid to walk alone at night, work at night, or sleep alone at night. Why am I afraid to turn on the light when I sleep alone?

10. You can drink water when you are thirsty, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark.

1 1. The feeling of turning on the light and closing your eyes to sleep is that the whole person is floating in the clouds, wandering around softly, insecure and unreliable. The moment you turn off the lights, it seems to sink into the sea in an instant. Although you are still drifting, you know that wherever you drift, it will be a very safe stop.

12. Be sure to turn on the light and sleep when you come out to live by yourself, so as not to get into trouble in the future.

13. The switch is far away. Even if I am sleepy, I don't like to turn off the lights and sleep, because it is dark and I can't see anything.

14. It's nice to be alone at home, but turn on the light and sleep at night. I've always been alone.

15. You like to drink pure water, turn on the light when you sleep, and lick your lips when you think of your present consciousness, but you don't like me.

16. I want to turn off the lights and sleep, but I'm afraid of my age. I'd better turn on the light and sleep. I really want to knock myself out tonight and wake up. I am an asshole.

17. If I will fall in love again one day, it will never be because he has money and status. He must have told me to sleep late at night without turning on the light.

18. In the dead of night, who, like me, is used to sleeping with the light on, afraid of the darkness of night, and doesn't want to face loneliness, can only deceive himself by the light.

A person sleeping at home must turn on the light until dawn! Is there anyone like me? Is it psychological?

19. I stayed at home alone, didn't wake up, woke up several times in the middle of the night, turned on the light to sleep, and finally stayed up until dawn.

20. You can turn off the lights and sleep at ordinary times. I'm afraid of the heavy rain outside today, so I'll turn on the light and go to sleep.

2 1. Turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, laugh when you are happy, sleep when you are tired, and don't make life so complicated. good night

22. Are you old? Suddenly afraid of thunder, I need to turn on the light to sleep.

23. Can you consider people who sleep? It's really not a pleasant feeling to turn on the light every time you get up at six or seven.

Insufficient sleep, friends circle, talking about insufficient sleep, talking about insufficient sleep.

1, now as long as you don't get enough sleep, you will catch a cold when you go into the office and blow extremely cold air conditioning the next day. I have to admit, I am really old.

2, lack of sleep, the whole person is a little floating, but fortunately there is a refreshing taste of sound all the way.

3. It's over. I didn't go to bed until half past one today. I'm up now. I haven't slept for six hours. What should I do?

4. I really want to sleep. I don't get enough sleep at work every day, and I'm tired and sleepy. Then I can sleep for one day at the weekend, which is a waste.

I really can't help sleeping. I stayed up all night. I just want to have a good sleep.

6. How long can you sleep less than eight hours a day?

7. Maybe I don't get enough sleep every day, so I can't think about some problems.

8. It's really wrong to make yourself sleepy at work without working overtime.

9, these days, endocrine disorders, lack of sleep, hot and dry body really can not stand tossing, want to sleep, sleep, sleep.

10, it seems that you can never get enough sleep when you go out to play. Whether it's 6 7 hours' sleep or 89 10 hours' sleep, even if you don't do anything for a day, you will feel exhausted.

1 1, another night without enough sleep. I don't have three hours, and my mind will collapse sooner or later. I can't remember the last feeding time, and my memory is getting worse and worse.

12. I was bitten by mosquitoes last night, and I was seriously deprived of sleep, which led to the whole person's low spirits. I hate mosquitoes.

13, the temper is getting worse. It's really because of staying up late for a long time and not getting enough sleep.

14, the consequence of lack of sleep is that you obviously want to take the bus, but you enter the subway station. The meeting entered the wrong hall, two blocks away!

15, I haven't been getting enough sleep. I lost sleep after drinking half a cup of milk tea this afternoon.

16, poor air, lack of sleep, too many worries, giving back to acne all over the face.

17, sleep less than 7 hours or more than 9 hours, the probability of making mistakes will be higher.

18, coughed and pulled several times, lack of sleep, poor quality and bad mood!

19, when I don't get enough sleep: no, I won't do it. I want to die when I get enough sleep: I'm great, the weather is really good, and I can do anything. Today is a day of adequate sleep.

20, repeatedly, barely sleep less than four hours a day, and finally the body falls down first or the spirit surrenders first.

2 1. A few days ago, due to lack of sleep, my temples kept pounding and I finally got a full sleep.

22. I always feel that I don't have enough sleep and I think about many things all the time.

23, the holiday is getting less and less sleep, and I feel very confused and have no energy every day. Sub-health is too serious!

24, lack of sleep, full of acne, and then you can sleep late for ten days, come on, stick to it.

25, holiday work intensity is greater, serious lack of sleep leads to headache for work syndrome!

26. It's hot and hot recently. It will be hot for two months. Persistence is victory! Going to bed early and getting up early every day, lack of sleep, bad complexion and acne, such a day really can't go on.

27. I deeply feel that my memory has declined a lot in the past year, and I have forgotten the east and the west. Long-term lack of sleep feels like the whole person is ruined.

28. I feel very happy after work, and I don't have to worry about lack of sleep when I walk around.

29, lack of sleep, people's blood will be insufficient, women will grow spots, face sallow, and seriously affect women's endocrine, making women aging.

30. I began to suffer from insomnia periodically again. You wake up after an hour's sleep, and you can't sleep after dawn at five o'clock. I slept less than two hours every night for a week.

3 1, so tired and hungry every day, lack of sleep leads to weight loss. I have to tighten my belt to reduce my appetite.

Can sleep, very sleepy, humorous. Tell me about it.

My answer was good, but Tai said he couldn't come.

I know there is no such thing as a banquet that must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet.

I take my sunny path, and you cross your Naihe Bridge.

The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

Whenever I encounter difficulties, I read Tibetan scriptures: "Oh, moo, coax" and translate it into English.

The simplest secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die.

When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.

Kindness means not eating meat when others are hungry.

There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.

I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …

You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over …

Where you fall, where you get up ... always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!

Alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

Ask who is the most enlightened person in the world, and I will do my part.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

I will walk until the water blocks my way, and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

I want to learn from the phoenix nirvana, but I am not careful ... ripe!

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

Baidu can't even find the 30-degree smile on your mouth.

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

Handsome with p? Probably eaten by a pawn!

Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm Avanti!

If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Smile more, beware of emotional colds on cloudy days!

I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

Guest, are you staying in a hotel or a tip? I shit.

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

Well, Mr. Zhang. You can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

A cannibal went to work, and the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed. A few days later, I couldn't help eating a detergent and was immediately discovered. The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.

Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

Lu Yao knows that the horsepower is not enough, and people have been watching it for a long time.

I was very young. What about you? Are you old?

A gentleman is just a patient wolf.

It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of the boat.

Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

You said ... do you like me? Actually … at first … actually, I also … well, to be honest, I actually liked myself!

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

I just learned to ride a bike when I was a child. Before I knew it, I ran into the street. When I saw an old man walking in front of me, I thought I was going to bump into him. I said, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a while without moving, so I turned around and hit him. The old man stood up and said, did you aim?

If there is 300W, everyone says to buy Mercedes or Ferrari.

Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

The road to success is always under construction.

I won't go to hell. Whoever loves me will go to hell.

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I miss your eyebrow, but I think it's blurred. I suddenly feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker (I vaguely remember that this is the lyrics of Faye Wong's "I don't want this either", don't you know? )

A few years later, I sighed, those two teenagers: one shocked the time, the other tender the years.

If she (he) says to you, "forget me." You tell each other, "I never remember."

I will always remember your kindness to us, and I will never let you go if I am a ghost.

Dear female colleagues, please don't discharge to me, my wife has a caller ID!

Smile, wave, goodbye, over.

I remember, I decided to be an interesting person.

Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

All right, give me an affordable grave.

I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

Do all the bad things you can while you are young. There are only a few years left.

I made money selling cabbage, and I still have the heart to sell white powder.

A seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

A man keeps his word-I won't pay back the money if I say no.

Lao Tzu said: sleep can sleep, very sleep.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

God said: don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers later.

Special people never say they are special, such as me.

Talking about boring holidays (1) is not as exciting as sleeping in class.

Holidays, all kinds of happiness, but also all kinds of boredom. See if there are any sentences that match your mood.

1, vacation equals boredom, and class equals suffering.

2, too boring, sleeping in bed at home, not enough sleep at school!

3, the motherland has not been unified, but I am bored and ashamed during the holiday!

Alas, having a holiday is also a kind of pain. . . . But I just like it. It almost killed me.

5. In life, the boring time is also a limited edition. Happiness begins with hearing your own voice. Life is in a hurry, there is no need to compromise. It is most important to live in the way you like, do what you like and pamper yourself.

6. When you are bored, you are used to opening two numbers, and then silently opening the dialogue window to practice calligraphy. ...

7. When you ignore me, it's boring. All you can think about is that you ignore me, you ignore me, you ignore me.

8. When I was bored in junior high school, I went back to my alma mater. I overheard the school teacher educating students not to fall in love. Listen carefully and laugh directly. The teacher said: junior high school can only play with our local friends; Playing friends in high school can only play the whole of Chongqing; But when you go to college, you can't play all over the country, but you can also play abroad. So, you'd better go to college before falling in love!

9. Without respect, love will disappear. Without care, love will be boring. Without honesty, love will not be happy. Without trust, love will not be strong.

10, I never get tired of looking for you. I only came to you to show that I am thinking of you at the moment.

1 1. Although summer vacation is boring, I never want to start school.

12. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group is different.

13, maybe I'm a little bored, and I often hope that we will get old quickly and never run again.

14. Drink hot water when you have a stomachache, add clothes when it is cold, take medicine when you have a cold, cook when you are hungry, take an umbrella when it rains, count sheep when you are insomnia, watch TV dramas when you are bored, and love when no one loves you.

15, I don't want to be a friend that you can only think of when you are bored!

16 In fact, happiness means having company when you are bored. It's rare that neither of you are bored.

17, I don't know what I'm doing or what I want to do.

18, man, what do you think you are? When my mother is bored, you are just a toy.

19. When the class is boring, I will write other people's names in the main course book.

20. The loneliness of the street sweeper is not the loneliness of cleaning the street, let alone the so-called boredom.

2 1, in fact, there is one person in everyone's heart that can't be forgotten. You always think about it when you are bored, when you eat alone, when you walk in the street at night, and when you listen to music. Later, you gradually found that this person will not change your life whether he is with you or not. It's ok to eat, sleep and play, and we should also talk about friends. At this time, you will understand that there are some people you will never forget, but they will not affect your life.

Yes, I am a rogue, sensitive, naive, ridiculous, boring and pretentious, so that's why you abandoned me.

23. You are bored rather than missing me.

24. Another boring day. When will the summer vacation be over? I'm going to get moldy staying at home every day.

25. Still bored, afraid to disturb each other.

26. When two people are bored together, they have a lot to talk about.

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27. A person walks at a boring intersection.

28. I graduated. To the left Relax. Disappointed. Boring Sadness. Memories I miss it. I cried. . .

29. Children's Channel You repeat the same TV series every day. Is it boring?

30. I used to think that going to school was boring, but now I go out and find that learning is better.