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The glory of the king, tell me something fun.
Sadness is not a reason to cry, but stupidity is. Sean
If hard work is useful, you don't need a genius. Lipper
Love and hate are crazy, but they are not worth laughing at. Bailongyin Han Xin
Hard-working people should be as eager to learn as lecherous people. A tutor in an old-style private school
6. Why is it painful? Just keep smiling. Da ji
7. There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The Monkey King-Supreme Treasure
8. Sure enough, the person who falls in love first is a loser. Zhen Ji. /calculate/
9. There are no eternal friends, only eternal interests. Two-faced monarch-Liu Bang
10. Say no, but your eyes are honest. Wu Zetian
1 1. Plain but not mediocre, profound but not profound. Liu Bei
12. Even if you fail, you should pose as a hero. Yaojin Chen
13. No heart, no injury. Da ji
14. If there's anything I don't understand in this world, it's girls. Sean
15. The wind will take away the evidence of your existence. thenar eminence
16. Don't cry for the person you love, just because you never left. thenar eminence
17. If you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown, and if you kill too much, you will forget yourself. Hua Mulan
18. Conquer men and conquer the world. Mi Yue
19. The meaning of the sword is to protect those who want to protect. Miyamoto Musashi
20. The road you choose, no matter how ridiculous, must be completed. Guan Yu
2 1. Adults are strange and terrible creatures who love to lie. Wenji Cai
22. Protect your lover's heart, have no regrets, and be afraid of losing it. Da Qiao
23. I read thousands of books, but I don't know how to know you. Sean
24. What you do during sex is so capricious as a monarch. There is only one king-Ying Zheng.
25. The longest distance you have traveled is our routine. Taiyi real person
It is your misfortune to be born in the same era as me. Zhou Yu
I think I am walking through a dark forest, but suspicion is indestructible after all. Nüwa
I don't know your name, but I know your date of death. Jing ke
You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say will be used as evidence in court. Li Yuanfang
30. When the flowers bloom, will people meet again? Diao Chan
3 1. Come out, loyalty is very important. Ren Deyi Gun-Liu Bei
32. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. Wang Zhaojun-Feng Huang Yu Fei
I only know one thing, it is so painful to love someone. Luna-Xia Zixian
If you are not afraid, you can soar in the sky. Zhao yun
35. Low IQ is contagious. Stay away from me. Zhuge Liang
36. What is the origin? Why is it doomed? Cry for a long time, fight for the sword and try the world. Feng Qiuhuang and Li Bai
In love and battle, we must go forward bravely. Xiao?Qiao
38. The sharpest sword can only be wielded by the strongest hand. The Classic Quotations of the glory of the king in Tian Lei Games
1, the glory of the king, that's the most domineering thing I have ever heard. It is irrefutable: people killed me with technology, so why should I say that I gave my head away?
I have the ability to develop.
I once liked a girl, and she said that she liked the boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. Two months later, I forgot all about that woman.
Let me ask you a question. If your girlfriend is ill, she is waiting for you to take care of her. But at this time, you have just started a qualifying match in the glory of the king. Which do you choose at this time, Han Xin? I'm a thief in Han Xin.
There are three things that young people can't touch: idolization, mahjong and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more interesting you will find it to be alone.
6, the last sentence: Don't always say that I am a pit, can you reflect on yourself, why do you deserve me?
7, what object, is not good to smoke, wine is not good to drink, or the glory of the king is not fun!
Playing games will really make you younger. When I played in the glory of the king yesterday, everyone praised me as a primary school student.
9. the glory of the king is just a game. Where is the king? How about taking the first place? No matter how high the segment is, it is just data after all. You can tell your mother-in-law that you are all heroes and skins. You have grown up and will give up this game one day. Why don't you give me the number? I am still young and have time.
10, the glory of the king, only boys who can't play and cook are too jealous of girls. Anyone who really knows how to play hopes that girl is a pit. If a sister doesn't pit, is it called taking a sister?
1 1. He used to be a king, but later he broke the net. Glory of the king's funny jokes.
12, domineering Wuhou-Wu Zetian: swear to defend the glory of Datang. Other teammates: obey orders.
13, team battles can be lost, and couples must die. Then chase the couple across the street and blow their heads off.
14, shall we play king together? I'm fine. I can make you want to cry.
15, I really envy some young ladies. Your husband helped you get into the glory of the king with a word, and I was hit on the head by your husband.
16, I fell in love with the glory of the king because of you, and later found that the glory of the king is much more interesting than you.
17 I tell you, the glory of the king is a good thing. It got rid of my bad habit of staying up late, so now it's all fucking up.
18, you are my fucking friend. If anything happens, call me. I'm coming. Without saying anything, he was arrested and beaten. I'm not in trouble. Just this once, I was beaten. You run faster than a dog. Now I'm lying alone in the grass in the glory of the king. Do you know how scared I am?
19, if a boy calls the glory of the king and returns your message, do you think he cares about you? It's naive. He is waiting for resurrection.
20. I take the lead by life. What makes you say that I am a dog?
2 1, I don't want to see your ranking in the middle of the night, and I don't want other pupils to see the way you walk. Do you know this will break my heart? Promise me that you will never wander in the wild again, and don't try the taste of crossing the tower easily. Do you know this will break me down?
22. The first time I played the glory of the king, I was called a dog for my poor skills. Fortunately, a great god took me to play with him later. I humbly asked for advice and learned a lot of experience. Now I am finally very different from before, and others can't scold me.
23. Is there no life in the defensive tower? They will never back down and stick to their position forever. What's wrong with giving them a few heads?
24. I used to play the glory of the king to accompany you, but now I have the glory of the king. Who wants you?
25. Hello, is this 1 10? Yes, someone tried to kill me. Please come and help me. Where are you, please? I'm next to the Staples in the glory of the king 103. Please come quickly.
26. Does Batman have no dreams? Don't monsters have dreams? They bled to death with their skills. Shouldn't we cheer for him?
27, you watch my king online and invite me directly. So what if you haven't talked about being unfamiliar? Playing a game is the difference between life and death.
28. Choose a good-looking man to play with. When choosing a hero, I asked him what hero to choose. He replied: it looks good. Then he is responsible for the whole process of killing, and I am responsible for watching.
29. It is suggested that the glory of the king has two new functions besides surrender: 1. Rebellion The opposite side is amazing. Let me turn my back on the darkness. 2. Become a demon. I'd rather have a fight than be a teammate with Shabi.
30, the most domineering dialogue-wild: Chinese master to get blue. Single: No, there is a single person across the street.
3 1, soldier Lan Ling spoils-soldier Lan Ling said to the Monkey King: Dare to kill my little Luban and send you to the zoo!
32. Surrender is inevitable. This sentence is fatal, Max.
Tell me how you got out of lovelorn love. Welcome to the glory of the king.
34. Why is there always a thread chasing me?
35. My lover is a world hero. One day, he will marry me in a colorful auspicious cloud, wearing the violent rune of 150 and the skin of the supreme treasure. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess that Po Hou came up with a stick. He made five kills.
36. Do you play the glory of the king? You take care of a dozen and five, and I'll take care of all the waves.
37. My lover is a world hero. One day, he will kill MVp and take me from bronze medal to glory.
Classic Quotations of the glory of the king's Characters
1, I thought I was crossing the dark forest, but doubt is indestructible after all. Nüwa
2, love and fight, we must go forward bravely. Xiao?Qiao
I only understand one thing, that is, it is so painful. Luna-Xia Zixian
4. The meaning of sword is to protect the people who want to protect. Miyamoto Musashi
5. A poem, a barrel of wine, a Long song and a sword. Lipper
6. Even if you fail, you should pose as a hero. Yaojin Chen
7. The longest road you have traveled is our routine. Taiyi real person
8. What is the origin? Why is it doomed? Cry for a long time, fight for the sword and try the world. Feng Qiuhuang and Li Bai
9, love and hate, but the sea is smiling. Bailongyin Han Xin
10, if you are too far away from home, you forget your hometown. If you kill too much, you forget yourself. Hua Mulan
1 1, the sharpest sword, only the most powerful hand wields it. White (surname)
12, plain but not mediocre, deep but not deep. Liu Bei
13, conquering men conquers the world. Mi Yue
14, the road you choose, no matter how ridiculous, you have to finish. Guan Yu
15, you can soar in the sky without fear. Zhao yun
16. When the flowers bloom, will people meet again? Diao Chan
17, low IQ is contagious, so stay away from me. Zhuge Liang
18, born in the same era as me, is really your misfortune. Zhou Yu
19, making love, being a monarch is so capricious. There is only one king-Ying Zheng.
20, come out to mix, the important thing is loyalty. Ren Deyi Gun-Liu Bei
2 1, if efforts are useful, what else do you need a genius to do? Lipper
22. There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The Monkey King-Supreme Treasure
23. If you don't have a heart, you won't get hurt. Da ji
24. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. Wang Zhaojun-Feng Huang Yu Fei
I don't know your name, but I know your date of death. Jing ke
You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say will be used against you in court. Li Yuanfang
27. Hard-working people should be eager to learn. A tutor in an old-style private school
28. Why the pain? Just keep smiling. Da ji
29. Say no, but your eyes are honest. Wu Zetian
30. Protect your lover's heart, have no regrets, and be afraid of losing it. Da Qiao
3 1. Adults are strange and terrible creatures who love to lie. Wenji Cai
32. I read thousands of books, but I don't know how to know you. Sean
33. Sure enough, the person who falls in love first is a loser. Zhen Ji. .
34. There is no eternity, only eternity and interests. Two-faced monarch-Liu Bang
35. If there's one thing I don't understand in this world, it's girls. Sean
36. The wind will take away the evidence that you once existed. thenar eminence
37. Sadness is not a reason to cry, but stupidity is. Sean
Don't cry for the person you love, just because you never left. thenar eminence
What the hero of the glory of the king said.
1. The wind will take away the evidence that you once existed. Yu Ji's the glory of the king
2. A rotten heart beats the glory of the king of Athena because of him.
Win quickly, and then it's time for two people. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
4. Why are you so sad? Write a word on your face. Mulan's the glory of the king
Let me tell you a secret, I am Musashi Miyamoto, the invincible king of glory.
6. Make an offer for your trouble. Zhong Wuyan's the glory of the king.
7. Are the plums in my hometown in bloom? Wang Zhaojun (role) the glory of the king
8. Bright, making the blind Hou Yi "the glory of the king"
9. Sure enough, the person who falls in love first is a loser. The glory of the king, Zhen Ji
10. The glory of thick soil. The glory of the king, luna
1 1. Flowers will fade, and love will never fade. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
12. When the flowers bloom, will people meet again? The story of diusim's the glory of the king
13. Even if I go to hell, I will stay with you. The glory of the king of Lu Bu
14. Shoulder to shoulder and grasp the original protector "the glory of the king" with fists.
15. See one, kill one. He who lives to the end is the strong one. The glory of the king, Tian Lei
16. the glory of the king who can toast and keep drinking Li Bai.
17. Teach students and save the world by the way. Old Master Q's the glory of the king.
18. I am a legend! Mulan's the glory of the king
19. Let me show you the high-end operation. Mulan's the glory of the king
20. Purify the forest, purify the filth, purify the soul and purify yourself. Yu Ji's the glory of the king
2 1. determines the inner right path, and no longer shakes Guan Yu's the glory of the king.
22. You can catch it all, but you can't kill it. Li Bai's the glory of the king
23. If you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown, and if you kill too much, you will forget yourself. Mulan's the glory of the king
24. In love and battle, we must go forward bravely. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
25. Meteor, remember the girl's wish. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
26. Bleeding makes me forget my madness! The glory of the king, Dian Wei
27. The dragon has scales, and it will only die if it touches it. White Dragon sings Han Xin's the glory of the king.
28. Lori's Royal Sister Angela "the glory of the king"
The journey is endless. Li Bai's Thousand-year-old Fox the glory of the king
30. Yes, this is an era of looking at faces. The glory of the king, Jing Ke
3 1. An unpopular guy is not worth wasting fire. Sun Shangxiang's the glory of the king.
32. If you don't have a heart, you won't get hurt. The glory of the king, da ji
33. How can you win Zhou Yu's the glory of the king if you want nothing?
34. Secret Secret, Detective Fiona Fang's the glory of the king.
35. As bright as the wind and as light as an arrow! Yu Ji's the glory of the king
36. Fate doesn't deserve to be my opponent. Xiang Yu (role) the glory of the king
37. Magic exists for me. Angela is the glory of the king.
38. You are not alone. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
39. Your tenacious resistance made my poetry flourish. Li Bai (role) the glory of the king
40. Your blood makes me happy. Li Bai (role) the glory of the king
4 1. Your courage to wave upon wave and die is admirable. Zhou Yu's the glory of the king
42. Go against the sky and reach the sky in one step. Feng Qiuhuang and Li Bai's the glory of the king
43. Diligent people should be as eager to learn as lecherous people. Old Master Q's the glory of the king.
44. If your efforts are useful, what do you need a genius for? Li Bai's the glory of the king
45. Warm man, mainly depends on temperament Liu Bei (role) "the glory of the king"
46. The bug lying at my feet has no other choice but to die silently. The glory of the king, Ying Zheng.
47. Plain but not mediocre, deep but not deep. Liu Bei and the glory of the king's the glory of the king
48. Destruction is for greater creation. Jiang Ziya (Game Role) the glory of the king
49. There are many things in the past, all of which are beginnings. Dharma is the glory of the king.
50. The soul of Qingqiu people will never wander, because I am here. The glory of the king, Li Bai's Millennium Fox.
5 1. Feelings, understand? ! Li Bai's the glory of the king
52. Burning sword, burning heart! The glory of the king, luna
53. Line up the challengers one by one.
54. People should have a reason to live! The glory of the king, Han Xin
55. How extravagant is benevolence and righteousness? Cao Cao (role) the glory of the king
56. Weakness is no reason to obey fear! Yu Ji's the glory of the king
57. The weak care about shame! The glory of the king, Han Xin
58. The impulse to kill can no longer be controlled. The glory of the king of Lu Bu
59. Sadness is no reason to cry, but stupidity is Sean's the glory of the king.
60. The body is frozen, but the soul is still hot. Wang Zhaojun (role) the glory of the king
6 1. The sleeping beast in the body has awakened! The glory of the king, Dian Wei
62. As a man, there are two things that cannot be compromised: victory and Xiao Qiao! Zhou Yu's the glory of the king
63. Make an ark and cross the other shore. Li Bai's Millennium Fox "the glory of the king"
64. Life is like someone else's magic book. It's another year to change Angela's the glory of the king.
65. Life and faith will be entrusted to you. Guan Yu (role) the glory of the king
66. Born in darkness, the heart is bright. The glory of the king, Tian Lei
67. Time cannot erase the face value. Li Bai (role) the glory of the king
68. Time and waves are changeable. Sun Bin's the glory of the king.
69. Time can't erase Li Bai's thousand-year-old fox the glory of the king.
70. After one death, there will be no extra life wasted on Li Bai's the glory of the king.
7 1. Death, wonderful rest, worth singing, La La La La the glory of the king of Zhuang Zhou.
72. Can the dead talk? Di Renjie's the glory of the king
73. Send you a vigorous exit and thank you for your great kindness. Sun Shangxiang's the glory of the king.
74. Escaping can't solve the war, only solve yourself. Mulan's the glory of the king
75. God forbid, I want to go against the sky! Xiang Yu (role) the glory of the king
76. Heaven and earth coexist with me, and everything and I are suitable for Zhuang Zhou's the glory of the king.
77. For permanent peace, occasional wars are necessary! Mozi's the glory of the king
78. Why the pain? Just keep smiling. The glory of the king, da ji
79. I used to be an ordinary person and used to the glory of the king.
80. What is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine. Remember, Han Xin's the glory of the king was sung by the fox and the white dragon.
8 1. My sword and I went here to visit Li Bai's the glory of the king.
82. I will be your invincible sword. I'll play the glory of the king for nothing.
83. Our soul is finally singing, although it still goes out of tune occasionally. Gao Jianli's the glory of the king
84. I only know one thing. It is so painful to love someone. Luna-Xia Zixian's the glory of the king
85. Invincible me, I got lost again in Musashi Miyamoto's the glory of the king.
86. Invincibility is also a faint worry. Singing Musashi Miyamoto's the glory of the king.
87. If you don't get it, it will be completely destroyed. The glory of the king of Lu Bu
88. There are hopes and miracles. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
89. Do you want to live? Please follow me. Mulan's the glory of the king
90. Call if you want. It's the last call anyway. The glory of the king, Jing Ke.
9 1. If you are not afraid, you can soar in the sky. The glory of the king of Zhao Yun
92. Blood red moonlight reflects my life and your death. The glory of the king, luna
93. Blood is thicker than blood. The glory of the king, Tian Lei
94. Half noble and half pure. Xiao Qiao "the glory of the king"
95. A little pain can make peeping tom remember my charm, concubine the glory of the king.
96. the Monkey King's "the glory of the king", people fall thousands of miles, and my grandson is also the wind.
97. A person's blood is not enough to pay his debts! The glory of the king, Dian Wei
98. I have given up being a concubine (role) "the glory of the king"
99. In order to test the IQ of the opposite person, gnome male-",it seems that we don't have to try our best. Luban No.7 "the glory of the king"
100. Very keen will. Unfortunately, it can't compete with my blade. The glory of the king, luna
10 1. What about marriage? This is the biggest arrangement in heaven. Luna-Xia Zixian's the glory of the king
102. A hero is a pervert who is more abnormal than a pervert. The glory of the king of Zhang Fei.
103. Eternity and instant are only separated by my sword: the glory of the king, Li Bai Millennium Fox.
104. The brave are more important than life and death. The glory of the king of Zhao Yun
105. Moonlight, flash them! The glory of the king, luna
106. Looking for a lost guy, I will take ta home. Sun Bin's the glory of the king.
107. Zhao Zilong, look! The glory of the king of Zhao Yun
108. This is a problem. Bian Que (role) the glory of the king
109. Indulge in the mountains and rivers and enjoy the five mountains in Kyushu in Wan Li. White Han Xin's the glory of the king.
1 10. It's hard to say, but your eyes are honest. The glory of the king of Wu Zetian
1 1 1. The most powerful magic is Sean's the glory of the king.
The sharpest sword can only be wielded by the strongest hand. The glory of the king, Tian Lei
1 13. To be a bad person, you should have the consciousness that the ending will be tragic. Li Yuanfang's the glory of the king.
Tell me about the glory of the king.
I didn't feel well last night. The circle of friends sent a message saying that I was very unwilling. It's a pity that dogs are over again this year. Among them, I said that when I was 20 years old, I was hurt all over. I got up this morning and got hit once in a while. By the way, this game refers to the glory of the king.
Tell me about the glory of the king.
I wanted to say that I practiced luna, so I checked the teaching videos. Infinitely connected under the moon, I looked puzzled after watching the moonlight sword. Thinking that it should be feasible to practice more, a sentence came in the video: Well, it turns out that these are all things that a junior luna should have. Intermediate luna. . . . Sorry, I didn't hear it later. I have turned off the video.
Second, what anniversary? Meng Qi's Dream: Why do I have Hou Yi and give it back to me? Didn't we agree not to give heroes? I am so predestined friends with Hou Yi and the glory of the king. See what you can do.
Third, the glory of the king, the girl is guiding you, saying that your food is returned to you casually, your equipment is still bloody, and she is still making trouble for you. Really, we have broken off our friendship.
Fourthly, I tell you that when I went out to eat at noon today, the woman at the next table was beating her 1 1 year-old child, and her child secretly spent more than 300 yuan to play the glory of the king. The boy was beaten and kept crying. Then I helped her set up the phone lock screen.
5. Do you think all the people in the glory of the king are primary school students? Then you are wrong. It's actually a kindergarten kid like my nephew who lied to you.
Six, I heard that girls who beat the glory of the king are very suitable for being girlfriends.
Seven, the advantage of eating with girls is always full. The advantage of eating with boys is that I'm sorry I haven't found it yet, but I ate less than five pieces of meat. When I played two rounds of the glory of the king, there were only sweet potatoes and carrots. No, I saw it with my own eyes. I really don't believe it. He looked at me with eyes full of grievances and said that he didn't know why he suddenly finished eating and didn't have enough to eat. The key is not to blame him, but to aa with him. ...
Eight, finally see someone Amway spider solitaire! ! I played for a long time, and all the other games were played in groups. Only spider cards and the glory of the king are put on the interface! Try the difficult mode. It's invincible. You can play all day.
Nine, there are really many garbage people in the glory of the king! Many mouths are dirtier than septic tanks! I really don't understand how these people can be so angry when playing games. Without exception, people with poor quality are all men! I've never seen such girls, all of them are fucking men, and they don't play games very well. Your mouth is too dirty to listen. Go to hell, garbage!
10. On the day when Lu Han Guan Xiaotong announced her love affair, a QQ netizen quickly said in the group, Who will play the glory of the king with me? With Guan Yu? A little brother said, I came to play 6 against Guan Yu, and I ran to watch the game. God, Miss Wang is really good at playing! ? Oh, my god, little brother surrendered and quit! ? Little brother: What the hell? Little sister: I will kill anyone who calls Guan! ! ! ! God, it's so violent! ?
1 1. Turn on the TV, make a cup of espresso, put cranberries and honey eggs in the pot, go to the balcony to collect warm clothes, take the courier at the door, clean up the messy windowsill, sit in the newly bought lazy chair to bask in the sun and play the glory of the king.
Twelve, in fact, in all the games, League of Legends is not scolded by me the most, and neither is the glory of the king. The most cursing thing is werewolf killing. Why? Because it can forbid others to speak for themselves, you can scold a lot in one minute, and they can only listen. Every time you meet a primary school student or get upset, it's really forbidden to spray wheat. It's good to wipe your ass and leave after spraying.
Thirteen, the glory of the king's King Card looks very attractive. I just don't have a calling card for my new mobile phone. My life is contracted by Lulu. I take idol as my pleasure and can enjoy welfare.
14, pushed open the door at home, saw the sunshine, bed and snacks, thought of the glory of the king, and felt a little better.
15. The glory of King's University League was held in Bell Tower Square. Why did students and teenagers fight for the University of Technology?
16. the glory of the king: Those couples who are not noticed are actually having an affair with Miss Lu Bu.
17. The long-awaited the glory of the king game has come to an end temporarily, and the final decisive battle will be held in the old place in the afternoon! Let's look forward to it!
The dubbing of the glory of the king Supreme Treasure is so charming that I'm going to fall in love with it! But I don't have the Monkey King! I want him.
19. What is the waiting that selfie and the glory of the king can't solve?
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