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Tell me about a funny marriage.

1, the boy is particularly handsome, with a hundred-dollar bill in his pocket. Today, he asked for a marriage online. Who is destined to follow me? ?

2, naked marriage, no money, no car, no room, what you want is naked marriage, let's make naked marriage popular! ?

3, people say that marriage is the grave, I said that marriage is the vault! Marriage is a tree, two lovers can live together! ?

4. Part I: Raymond and Rong Ying talk better than Pan An. Part II: Spending money like water, like being rich as an enemy. Fan Li criticized: Do you have the courage?

5, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home! ?

6. I am a college student, and superior conditions are the premise for me to know girls, so I specially submit my resume in the hope that interested girls can be my girlfriend! ?

7. A pair of small eyes that gather light, a big mouth that eats a hundred meals, a pair of big ears like banana fans, and the most special thing is a straw-like hair. ?

8. Three broken houses and two broken houses. It's smoky and very ugly. The body is disabled and determined, but the heart does not rot. Recruit a girlfriend, unlimited. Live well. It's up to you. ?

9, good-looking, 28 years old, want to sign a prince, into my house. Requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful, like-minded, preferably. ......

10, marry my farm, the money is over 10 million, marry my parking space, there are a steady stream of good cars, marry my garden, and the roses are fragrant. Oh, marry me, I have seven diamonds! ?

1 1, my family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs, part-time herding cattle, now looking for a spouse, the following requirements: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, pigs don't run! ?