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1. Seeing that you vomited too much and your mouth became dry, there was a drought in Yunnan!
2. Why am I always funny in the eyes of others? Because you don't have the look of a goddess.
3. You have a big head like a B, and you are born like a 2B. Even a pig would be ashamed of you.
4. Love can be a momentary thing or a lifelong thing.
5. You are loved by everyone, flowers bloom when you see you, and the lid of the coffin is opened when you see you.
6. What’s on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.
7. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
8. You have never looked back, so why should I bet on my own happiness?
9. I already have short hair, so don’t force me to get married again.
10. Some people rely on strength in exams, some rely on vision, and I am the one who relies on imagination.
11. If you are destined to live under someone else’s roof, choose a more ideal environment.
12. People like us who are ugly but like to look good deserve to be alone.
13. In this world, sincerity is scarce, so we should be frugal.
14. Since QQ has the anonymous messaging function, I have found that a lot of boys have begun to confess their feelings to each other.
15. Don’t use beauty tricks on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.
16. In the next life, be a nationally protected animal. At least, someone will care about Qixi Festival.
17. My dear, since there is no future anymore. Please don't remember me again.
18. You know, even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
19. As the saying goes, men don’t bother unless they are menstruating, and women are not coquettish enough or high enough.
20. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry and wipe it too finely.
21. In fact, life is like your uneven face, full of flaws.
22. Do all the bad things you haven’t done while you’re still young. There are only a few years left.
23. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.
24. I am not invincible, but I can do anything in your name.
25. There are fewer and fewer people who talk to each other, and they mate earlier and earlier.
26. When you are lonely, go and sharpen the pencil, sharpen it, chop it, while sharpening, shout: I will kill the pen, I will kill the pen, I will kill the pen.
27. The night is as cool as water, but the bed is filled with gentle spring scenery.
28. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!
29. The school is better than the palace, the principal is like the emperor, the teacher is like the concubine, and the students are slaves who are tortured by the concubine.
30. Many times, I like others, but she doesn’t know; more often, I hurt others, but I don’t know.
31. Take care of yourself when you’re cold. After all, I can’t give you a hug or lend you a coat.
32. Guarantees are the most ineffective in the future, the most useless in time, and the least convincing in people's hearts.
33. For those who missed me, I can only send them three words: blind.
34. Don’t take the Beijing University of Postgraduate Studies exam. Even if you take the exam - you have to fall in love first!
35. The real strong man is not to overwhelm everything, but to not be overwhelmed by everything.
36. Please don’t charge me. I have no money and can’t pay for the caller ID.
37. On Valentine’s Day, I would like to be a fish, let you braise it, boil it or steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
38. It is enough to make some mistakes once and never make them a second time.
39. Be patient and be strong; one day, the pain you have endured will help you.
40. I didn’t say I hate you, but if you are on fire and I have water, I will drink it in front of you.
41. The growth of every boy is changed because of a girl.
42. With a lighter, my mother no longer has to worry about my studies and I won’t light anything.
43. Principal, your son hasn’t finished his homework yet. Can you postpone the start of school?
44. The college entrance examination is coming soon, and the children who have a partner are still far away from falling out of love.
45. Secret love is a sad and beautiful corner scenery. Your eyes never leave, but your heart is full of scars and fatigue.
46. Only when you are blinded can you meet a hypocritical person like you.
47. Those who curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets, I curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!
48. I can only love you, but what can you do to keep me?
49. When you are ready to give up on me, don’t think that I can still remember you.
50. Since you are all enlightened, then we must be enlightened to the world.
51. God is fair. Although you look ugly, you want to be beautiful, haha!
52. I will tell you with practical actions that I like you.
53. Damn mosquitoes, I’m not your father. Why do you keep eating and drinking from me?
54. Children would be happy if homework could be copied and pasted.
55. At some end of the city, is there you, like me, staring at the rain and mist with your eyes?
56. In fact, I really want to forget, but I miss you again and again.
57. Don’t expect, don’t assume, don’t force. Let nature take its course, and if it is destined to happen, it will happen as you wish.
58. Looking through my previous remarks, I suddenly found out, why was I so stupid before?
59. Don’t wait until the end of your life to remember to pick up morning flowers, do them and cherish them.
60. The four major tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a couple, too hungry not to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.
61. People are most afraid of not knowing two things: neither this nor that.
62. I have been young, but have you been old?
63. When arguing with others, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.
64. You walk like Chaplin and look like Picasso.
65. Comfort yourself with a few words, make sarcastic remarks, and stick to yourself!
66. What makes me happy when queuing is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front of me, but that there are more and more people behind me.
67. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.
68. When I was a child, I always thought I was a superhero, but when I grew up, I discovered that my superpower was being funny.
69. Master, just obey me! After a long, long time... Master, please spare me!
70. I don’t understand, why do women kill each other for men?
71. Being handsome is my lifetime business, you can’t control it.
72. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will encounter a dung beetle one day.
73. The price of a grave has risen so fast that I can’t afford to die.
74. Why do you always say that I have high vision? I really haven’t met anyone who feels the same way.
75. I need him just as I need to breathe air.
76. Marriage certificates are made of red leather, and divorce certificates are made of green leather. It turns out that the good ones are all red and the bad ones are green.
77. You are so awesome, why don’t you have your photo hanging in Tiananmen Square?
78. Because no one hurts, there is another reason not to cry.
79. Women, live a more comfortable life and let others look up to you.
80. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
81. I finally understand why military training requires turning left and right, because it allows for even tanning.
82. If Confucius couldn’t solve the problem, I can help you solve it!
83. The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred, the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness, the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.
84. This summer vacation ends the seven-year appointment! Another three years have passed.
85. In love life, what is more terrifying than not being able to find a sense of security? I can't find condoms.
86. At an impulsive age, I don’t want to be influenced by anyone.
87. I don’t want you to have it in your hand. the temperature of others.
88. I’m not very good at talking. If there’s any offense, feel free to beat me up.
89. You may say that being single is good, but when you see a couple, you will still remain silent.
90. When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me food. When I am full, I will beat you to death.
91. Once upon a time, there was a Chinese student who wanted to finish his homework before eating, but he starved to death.
92. After the exam, I felt like it was starting to snow in my heart.
93. If you have the guts, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I look back, I will be a gangster.
94. The flowers are in full bloom and the place is prosperous. Love till the end of time, scattering the beauty of the whole life.
95. There is a kind of person who will never know that you are his father if you don’t CTM him.
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