20 19 funny signature set has personality damage.

1, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are worse than an animal.

2. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

Summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

5. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

6. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

7. It was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

8. Don't tell anyone who is the sexiest. It's all sockets looking for pins.

9. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

10, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

1 1. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

12. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

13, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.

14, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

15, every genius came and a fool was born at the same time.

16, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.

17, I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

18. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

20. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, and I felt particularly dazzling.

2 1. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

22. If you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, and one person will say transformation.

23, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.

24. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

26. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

27. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

Although I can't beautify my mind, I can uglify evil.

3 1, my ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

32. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they are both defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

34. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

People like you are wasting oxygen in the air by living one more day.

Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

I will burn more paper dolls for you when you die.

38. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

It is better to arm yourself than to please others.

40. When you grow up, you should strive for the awesome power that you blew when you were a child.

202 1 complete works of funny stories about personality disorder.

1, why not let the mare go?

2, the needle is not two-pointed, people do not have two pairs of body and mind.

You take your overpass and I will take my secret passage.

I came to this country in tears and tried to go home in tears!

Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

6. Two true qualities of China people: they don't like lying and they don't like listening to lies.

7. After all, the mother-in-law is feminine and the woman is an aunt.

8. Who can treat me as well as RMB?

9. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

10, I'll tell you what I should tell you, and I'll talk if I shouldn't ask.

1 1, "Husband, what should I do if I drop my mobile phone in the toilet?" "Is shit sending me a message?"

12, someone is chasing you not necessarily because you are beautiful, but because you look like a slut.

13 is a skill to get the person you used to like back now.

14, don't talk about others easily, look at what you are first.

15, I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid I am romantic.

16, I deleted it because I was arrogant and indifferent in one second and hated myself in the last.

17, what belongs to me, I am afraid that if I give it to you, you will be unstable.

18, I can forgive my wife for being angry, but I know my wife is angry and I don't want to coax her. Then I want to ask if you don't want to live.

19, I hope my ex-boyfriend is single and live a long life.

20, the so-called derailment is to accompany your lover to play with other people's tired lovers.

2 1, we are all stubborn, one does not stay and the other does not look back.

22. My dream is to stand at the height admired by ten thousand people and look down on those who once looked down on me.

23. If you can't be a good girl, don't buy it if you can't afford it. If you can't forget it, don't forget it. If it's not beautiful, it's not beautiful.

24. You are the person I loved, hurt, struggled, gave up and wanted to love without hesitation.

25. Who travels around the world without a box of masks these days?

26. Ten years later, I decided to put down my schoolbag and school uniform, and then watch your concert with tears and smiles.

27. Someone asked me if I believe that a friend in need is a true friend. I said I didn't believe it. I only believe that money can make two enemies shake hands and make friends slap each other.

28. Life-after class-after school-on vacation-after graduation-enough mixing-old-regret-dead-

29. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

I don't want to continue talking to others as long as I detect a trace of impatience in the other person's tone.

3 1, "Do you know why our biology is not good?" "Because we are all pure children's paper!"

32. The road is not wild, depending on whether the relationship is iron or not.

33. One mistake is enough to make others forget all your goodness.

34. There is no room for so many fake friends in my heart.

35. Life is so tired, why should we be depressed and look up at the stars? We were all surprised.

36. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

37. I really want you to see me once and see how much I have played!

38. Please remember to put on the most beautiful clothes, put on a beautiful hairstyle, sit in a proud position with a confident smile and write down the perfect answer on the day of the senior high school entrance examination.

39. Don't you like me being lukewarm to you now? Did you know that I used to look like you?

40. Girl, do you think that my relationship with him for almost two years can be replaced by your undressing?

4 1, it's not easy to watch cheating. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

42, I don't like you like people I don't like, I hate you don't hate people I hate very much.

In the eyes of parents, playing computer for an hour will make them blind, but reading for 24 hours will never make them blind.

44. After the exam, Xueba said: I finished the exam; Scum said: I'm finished.

Come with me. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

46. Forgive me for indulging in snacks all my life. . .

47. A few years later, I accidentally became a prominent figure, but you climbed into the grave with shame!

48. Use your own photo as an avatar, which looks like an avatar when you are offline.

49. One day you will become stronger, so strong that people who laugh at you now are afraid!

50. How to make the person you like chase you? You stand in front of him and look at him affectionately, then give him a mouth and you run. Trust me, he will definitely chase you.

5 1, I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became a tease.

52. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

I hope to have a caring school in the future. Couples enter school, the exam is halved, and the homework is free.

54. It would be great if you shake the watermelon when you eat it, and all the watermelon seeds will fall out.

55. He must be afraid that you will overheat, so he will cool you down in a cold tone.

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1, sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

2. Laughing is better than crying, at least be decent.

Thank the night, no matter how sad today is, tomorrow is a new beginning.

I don't need your comfort, because at that time, even a weak person could listen.

Love can make you get the whole world, but hate can make you lose everything.

6. Face life with a cynical attitude.

7. The people who can really hurt you in this world are often the people you love the most.

8. I didn't participate in your past, but you will definitely have me in your future.

9. Maybe we don't need each other, but we are a little lonely in life.

10, look up at your future, you will always feel warm, because there is always the sun on your head.

1 1, this is me, I don't care about other people's affairs, I hang up my own affairs.

12, don't see through me, or you will lose me and your proper color when you come back.

13, life is long, and you are just the scenery I pass by.

14, you don't deserve others' help, so if you accept it, you have to return it.

15, you say you love me and act if you can. Don't just talk without practice.

16, angel face, devil figure, describe me like this.

17, I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I didn't treat you like a human being or a dog.

18, I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.

19. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

I still live a wonderful life without you, but I lack the courage to love you.

2 1, play with me, I'm afraid you can't afford to lose.

What you need to do is courage. I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people. I'm afraid I'm not strong enough

I have nothing but stubbornness, so I don't want to admit it even if it hurts.

24. Giving equals gaining, which is just your self-righteousness.

Love is a sacred word, so don't defile it.

You are the thread in my hand. Even if the kite flies away, you will always be in my hand.

27. Since you let me off the stage, I won't let you even get on the stage.

28, you have to love me and spoil me, because I am a big lady.

29, no one loves, I will love myself; Nobody gets hurt, I'll hurt myself.

30. I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did, and patriotic people don't love it.

3 1, walking with time, what's unforgettable?

From now on, I want to be liked by all of you.

33. A house without columns will not last long after all.

34. You told me by breaking up that you had broken up with me. Why don't you say no?

35. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.

36. You take your Jiangyang Avenue and I'll take my narrow path.

37. I have never had any advantages. My weakness is that I have too many advantages.

38. Let nature take its course, and everything that comes should come back, leaving no one behind.

There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

I have the ability to change myself, so my future is bright.

20 19 game signature encyclopedia is funny

You are the one who makes me laugh the most brilliantly and cry the most thoroughly.

They say I'm beautiful, but in fact I wear makeup.

There are spicy bars with wine and I have a mobile phone.

Don't treat illiteracy as character.

If I had known I was so tired, I wouldn't have come back to reality.

Your survival is entirely the virtue of a better life in heaven.

I found that my biggest weakness is that I have no money.

Silence is a person's biggest cry.

Confucius said: panic chicken feathers!

I said bitch, you said.

Please forgive me for not being good at retaining, so don't go.

Long live the children who are still doing their homework at this time ~

You are my belief, which makes me firm and inseparable from you!

Whenever someone asks me how my study is going, I answer: that's it.

[Sad ending, sad you and me]

When you try to keep someone who doesn't love you, you will feel sick.

The paper that the child played with the quilt was thrown up @

-Hurtful jokes are never jokes.

The women's university has been changed eighteen times, and the more it is changed, the more casual it is.

The initial cleanliness, stubbornness, stubbornness and pride have long been smoothed by time.

I don't like taking pictures. I just try the pixel of my mobile phone occasionally!

What's the use of long hair and waist? If you have the ability, your bangs will reach your waist.

You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.

Those harmless scenes are often only said to harmless people.

I hope one day a friend will tell me about my life at my funeral.

Tears are colorless blood squeezed from the body after heartbreak.

My, uh, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

I only blame myself for being too young to see clearly whether it is a man or a dog.

Young and frivolous once, who do you think I can spoil?

No one is suitable for anyone from the beginning.

Has anyone ever been sad about this?

Get out, and don't let me see you disgusting again.

I hope others can read my mind, but I don't want others to see through it.

Friends hold hands with each other, and baskets are adjusted with each other.

I always take my mobile phone before going to bed every day, and I still take my mobile phone when I wake up.

I let the world fail me. I will not let the world down.

Will not be in turmoil forever.

Begging is the poorest, and you must get ahead even if you die.

People who love to laugh are the most beautiful.

As always, the warmth is just a scene that can only be met in a dream.

The front of you is green. Who are you waiting for?

People will disperse, leaves will not fall, and time will turn with the passage of time.

What you can't get is always considered the best. Only after I got it did I realize that I didn't want it.

I can't remember who my brother was when I was brilliant, but I will remember who was with me when I died.

As long as you have tasted what jealousy is, anyone can be vicious.

The shock that lingers in the palm of your hand seems to have no regrets.

Students under great pressure have to sit on a hard bench every day.

Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong, playing cards and touching are really sensible.

The President of the United States once said: If China spends less time doing homework, there will be more forests in the world.

At that time, you and I were not strong enough, and I changed every day because of your love.

Who taught you to walk, who changed your diaper when you were a child, and who made you become indifferent to her.

[Don't hurt anyone, don't hurt mom and dad]

Don't die in love, don't panic in your family.

Honey, why do I feel so beautiful every time I take a shower? Because I'm crazy, go away!

I forgot who I loved. I'm used to loneliness. ..

When the exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

The darkest road will eventually pass by itself.

Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

No matter how you treat me, I love you. It is my right to love you! Pursuing you is my dream!

Friends have a heart-to-heart relationship and parents are filial.

Now in this society, relatives are not relatives, friends are not friends, and objects are not objects. ..

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

I always fantasize about the future when I was a child, and I always miss the past when I grow up.

Time will eventually let the person who loves you stay with you, not the person you love.

When you are bored, turn over and say one thing at a time. The more I watch it, the more I want to laugh. Everything will change. Once, who was who, now who is who.

-I used to like someone, but now I like someone.