Funny reply, talk about comments

1. Seeing you speak again, I can't help worrying about you: Have you finished studying advanced mathematics? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Send it. Can you serve and find people? Have you ever thought that in the future, if you struggle alone, the vortex of society will always involve you. Can you stand the competition of the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems? Do you know your parents? Can sending messages make your life smooth? A cruel society is beyond your control. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself and perfecting yourself can you be different and have the ability to kill five regiments, understand? You got it? Are you awake? Don't cry in Sao years, you will understand after sending another one.

2. The first reply, so nervous! Are there any hidden rules? Do you need to take it off? What should I say? How many words does it take to show literary talent? Is it too far for me to write so well? It's so profound that others can't understand it? So excited! How can I pretend to reply frequently? So nervous!

3. Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, Qin Ming, Hu, Huarong, Chai Jin, Zhu Tong, Lu, Dong Ping, Zhang Qing, Yang Zhi, Xu Ning, Suochao, Dai Zong, Liu Tang, Li Wei, Shi Jin, Mu Hong, Lei Heng, Li Jun, Pei Xuan, etc. Cai Fu, Cai Qing, Li Li, Jiao Ting, Shi Yong, Sun Xin, Gu Dasao, Sun Erniang, Wang, Yu Baosi, Bai Sheng, Shi Qian, Duan, etc. 108 people thought it was great.

4. Get out of the way. I want to praise him. This is my friend. He has been suffering from polio since childhood. 10 years old urinates by himself, and 15 years old can walk normally. Although he has physical defects, mental problems, epilepsy and frequent convulsions, he has a great ambition to restore China's non-mainstream career. You see, he has taken a step in life. ! He is a good boy, so don't hurt him! Stay in formation downstairs. Don't screw it up.

After reading what you said, I turned off the computer, got up and opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Nongfu Spring, held it in my hand, walked to the window and stared at the distance. It is raining lightly in the foggy sky outside, and when I look out of the window, my mood becomes more melancholy. I can't hold back my inner feelings any longer. I opened the window and shouted: SB, what are these things you wrote? /

The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't go back for 0/0 days, you won't get a penny for more than 300 yuan. And the village chief called me to tell you that the female widow from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage, asking you to get paid and go back to marry him tomorrow. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village to dismiss the case, saying that you peeked at her daughter's bath five years ago, so forget it. Go back to the village with peace of mind. I met her the day before yesterday She asked me about you, and I said you were all right. She asked me to tell you that she doesn't hate you at all. She will take good care of the children. The children are becoming more and more like you. She lets you work with peace of mind, and she won't slow you down. She also shouted. You were in poor health before. By the way, she also said that the child would call dad, which made me cry. You son of a bitch have the nerve to say it here!

7. Looking at the astronomical phenomena last night, I found that one star of the Big Dipper had shifted to the south by two centimeters, and I knew that the donor's luck had run out. Today, I saw that the donor's yin Tang was black, his eyes were purple and he was incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Shi mainly wanted to climb the Himalayas and climb Mount Everest, and asked the Buddha for a bag of Banlangen clothes to save the day.

8. Take care of yourself. Cover yourself with a quilt at night. Don't wake up in the morning and suddenly sit up, you will have a headache. Don't eat cold and spicy food, it's bad for your stomach. Look around when crossing the street, eat well, and don't just wear clothes. If you have a cold, you must take medicine. Do not stay up too late. Remember to turn down the brightness of your mobile phone when you sleep, or there will be radiation. Remember that I care about you. Don't ask me who I am. Did you do it by Lei Feng?