Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Mom has been forcing me to go to church, and I don't want to go at all. What should I do? Let my dad threaten me to go. Said I wouldn't deny my son.

Mom has been forcing me to go to church, and I don't want to go at all. What should I do? Let my dad threaten me to go. Said I wouldn't deny my son.

Go, go, go ~ ~ You'll know what horrible things have made your mother like that ~ How do you know if you don't go ~ Maybe there will be a church that fell in love at first sight or something ~ Oh ~ Praise God ~ ~ Cough ~ Cough ~ Cough ~ That's far from it ~

Go ~ your mother asked you to go. Why don't you go? If you don't believe me ~ It doesn't matter if you go ~ What you see is fleeting ~ What you hear goes in one ear and out the other ~ Just make mom and dad happy ~

As for what people say about religious dependence ~ spiritual sustenance ~ ahem ~ never mind it ~ I still believe that this thing seems to come from religion ~ is it bad to rely on your own ideas ~ ~? How can it be bad to have sustenance? It's all bullshit ~ I don't rely on the east and the west ~ ~ I may be mentally lonely all my life ~ Parents still depend on the spirit ~ Friends still depend on it ~ Couples will depend more on it in the future ~ There are children to entrust ~ Dependence ~ Hmm ~ How can I say I'm a rogue liar ~ The childcare is out ~ ~ Ahem ~ ~

Your mother is right ~ of course, the money is given by "God" ~ Otherwise, where did the money come from ~ Did you earn it yourself? Cough ~ where did the money come from ~ ask all the way down ~ it's always in heaven and earth ~ you can't pay more out of thin air ~ cough ~ there's no need to talk about science ~ of course, if God = heaven and earth ~

Besides, a Christian gave everything to God and Buddhism to Buddha ~ Believe in yourself ~ Ahem ~ You can't say that ~ Chairman Mao is qualified to say religious opium ~ We don't ~ Because we don't even know what religion is ~ Is it because we have read the Bible several times to evaluate Christ ~ or read several Buddhist scriptures to criticize Buddhism ~

According to my hearsay, it seems that in Buddhism, everyone is a Buddha, but his nature is blinded by various desires.

Hmm ~ Dare is that I am both a Buddha and a Buddha in the legend ~ Believe me, believe me ~ Believe me is the highest realm of believing in Buddhism ~

Wow Kaka ~ ~ I had an epiphany ~ Tathagata practiced ~ Look at my sand and the world ~ Hmm ~ What's behind? Forgot the words ~ cough ~ cough ~ cough ~ in public ~ pay attention to the image ~

Oh ~ actually, I haven't seen any Buddhist scriptures either ~ It's pure fiction ~ If there is any similarity ~ let's treat it as similarity ~

Christianity ~ I haven't heard of it yet ~ I can't guess it ~ Why don't you listen to it for me ~ I've heard that all religions in the world say so ~ It's just that the names are different ~ I don't know if it's true or not ~ I'll reward four big characters ~ ten thousand people share the same religion ~

Let's talk about my personal point of view again ~ I have heard all the above ~

Religion ~ you can believe it ~ but you can't be superstitious ~ There are many ideas in it that are an attitude of the ancients towards life ~ To put it mildly, it's called the ancients' philosophy of life ~ Ahem ~ It's not to put it mildly ~ It's called having nothing to do when you're full ~ Just wondering ~ How did people die ~ How did they die ~ How did they do it ~ How did they do it ~ How did they do it ~

Well, a great story was born ~ the storyteller is not the point ~ the listener is not the point ~ the point is ~ the nonsense is finally finished ~ it's half past three ~ sleep is the point.