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The warmest love, talk about the healing system.

1. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

2. Practice when your feelings are weak. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired of getting to know each other again, we will give each other space instead of letting go easily. It's not easy to meet people. Why can't you give yourself a chance to know me again? I am still the same person, but you never remember what you said that impressed me.

Don't be a rose, be a weed in your heart. A little damp will grow wildly, burn and blow.

Whenever I feel super beautiful, I want to see you.

Without you around, I don't expect to meet anyone anywhere, so I put on a suit that doesn't match and walked confidently in the street without makeup. I didn't panic. I knew you wouldn't show up.

6. If you can tirelessly say good morning and good night to me every day, when you wake up in the morning, remind me to remember to have breakfast, tell me the weather today, urge me to sleep every night, don't stay up late, tell me to tuck in the quilt and close the window, and wait patiently for me to dawdle out and tolerate my bad temper. No matter how noisy, you will eventually accommodate me, fall in love and overcome difficulties, and I will marry you.

I don't know whether I should love you, hate you, hurt you or protect you.

8. If you can't give her a wedding dress, don't take off her underwear. It's not that she is stupid, but that she really believes you.

9. I like the wind in spring, the rain in summer, the leaves in autumn, the snow in winter and you all the year round.

10. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If it goes well, you will die.

1 1. I don't know how I will live in the future, but I know I must have you in my future.

12. You flew into my heart like a jet plane.

13. People who like you are not afraid of trouble or busyness.

14. I have been in deep trouble, but you don't know.

15. A boy doesn't need to be too good. He is willing to return the game and only listens to you.

16. Always pretending to be strong in front of others, but actually very fragile inside.

17. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in your life.

18. I've always wanted to thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.

19. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed.

20. My special function is that I can chat with different people in different tones at the same time.

2 1. You have subverted the prosperity of your life.

22. Really sad, there will be no expression, no emotion, no words; Silence is the greatest undercurrent.

23. After many years, the person who is most afraid of change is not me, but the one who said he loves me.

24. Because of deep affection, I am paranoid.

It's not you that I hate, it's yourself that hurts you.

26. I don't like meeting people for a long time, just like I like you, just by the first sight.

If you love or hate me, please remember me deeply.

28. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry, because I can't find my body in it. ...

29. When we meet again, I will be polite and nod, and I will take walk on by from your side, so that you can only curry favor. Let's meet again in ten years.

30. I am holding the mentality of growing old with you, and I am ready to break up with you at any time. I have feelings and don't entangle.

3 1. Love him, not because he gave you what you needed, but because he gave you a feeling you never had before. .

32. Do you sometimes feel heartbroken? Well, let me tell you that you have indigestion.

Don't forget the people who have hurt you. After all, there are still many people who love you.

34. When the school scum starts the school bully mode, it is not only very stuck but also easy to crash!

Don't blame me for being heartless after I pour out my heart to you.

You know how many years I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to appear in my life.

37. I naively thought it could be remedied.

38. Love only these things. His handsomeness, his cleverness, his talent, his money and his career all belong to him.

39. Love must wait. You must wait with your heart.

40. All the people who bully me get out. Those who want to bully me don't have to go away. You have no right to go out.

4 1. I won't tell you, the traffic saved is for the exam.

42. A person should learn to choose from his own memory, so that he can always be happy.

The warmest love talk about healing system in 2020

1. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too. 2. Practice when your feelings are weak. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired of getting to know each other again, we will give each other space instead of letting go easily. It's not easy to meet people. Why can't you give yourself a chance to know me again? I am still the same person, but you never remember what you said that impressed me.

Don't be a rose, be a weed in your heart. A little damp will grow wildly, burn and blow.

Whenever I feel super beautiful, I want to see you.

Without you around, I don't expect to meet anyone anywhere, so I put on a suit that doesn't match and walked confidently in the street without makeup. I didn't panic. I knew you wouldn't show up.

6. If you can tirelessly say good morning and good night to me every day, when you wake up in the morning, remind me to remember to have breakfast, tell me the weather today, urge me to sleep every night, don't stay up late, tell me to tuck in the quilt and close the window, and wait patiently for me to dawdle out and tolerate my bad temper. No matter how noisy, you will eventually accommodate me, fall in love and overcome difficulties, and I will marry you.

I don't know whether I should love you, hate you, hurt you or protect you.

8. If you can't give her a wedding dress, don't take off her underwear. It's not that she is stupid, but that she really believes you.

9. I like the wind in spring, the rain in summer, the leaves in autumn, the snow in winter and you all the year round.

10. Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If it goes well, you will die.

1 1. I don't know how I will live in the future, but I know I must have you in my future.

12. You flew into my heart like a jet plane.

13. People who like you are not afraid of trouble or busyness.

14. I have been in deep trouble, but you don't know.

15. A boy doesn't need to be too good. He is willing to return the game and only listens to you.

16. Always pretending to be strong in front of others, but actually very fragile inside.

17. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in your life.

18. I've always wanted to thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.

19. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed.

20. My special function is that I can chat with different people in different tones at the same time.

2 1. You have subverted the prosperity of your life.

22. Really sad, there will be no expression, no emotion, no words; Silence is the greatest undercurrent.

23. After many years, the person who is most afraid of change is not me, but the one who said he loves me.

24. Because of deep affection, I am paranoid.

It's not you that I hate, it's yourself that hurts you.

26. I don't like meeting people for a long time, just like I like you, just by the first sight.

Love me or hate me, please remember me deeply.

28. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry, because I can't find my body in it. ...

29. When we meet again, I will be polite and nod, and I will take walk on by from your side, so that you can only curry favor. Let's meet again in ten years.

30. I am holding the mentality of growing old with you, and I am ready to break up with you at any time. I have feelings and don't entangle.

3 1. Love him, not because he gave you what you needed, but because he gave you a feeling you never had before. .

32. Do you sometimes feel heartbroken? Well, let me tell you that you have indigestion.

Don't forget the people who have hurt you. After all, there are still many people who love you.

34. When the school scum starts the school bully mode, it is not only very stuck but also easy to crash!

Don't blame me for being heartless after I pour out my heart to you.

You know how many years I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to appear in my life.

37. I naively thought it could be remedied.

38. Love only these things. His handsomeness, his cleverness, his talent, his money and his career all belong to him.

39. Love must wait. You must wait with your heart.

40. All the people who bully me get out. Those who want to bully me don't have to go away. You have no right to go out.

4 1. I won't tell you, the traffic saved is for the exam.

42. A person should learn to choose from his own memory, so that he can always be happy.

202 1 The warmest love talks about the healing system!

1. Your short hair is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too. 3 1. Love him, not because he gave you what you needed, but because he gave you a feeling you never had before. .

Don't forget the person who hurt you. After all, there are still many people who love you.

All the people who bully me get out. People who are going to bully me don't have to go away. You have no right to go out.

4. Only love these. His handsomeness, his cleverness, his talent, his money and his career all belong to him.

Don't blame me for being heartless after I tell you the truth.

6. Love must wait. Wait carefully for four.

7. I naively thought it could be remedied.

8. A person should learn to choose from his own memory, so that he can always be happy.

9. It's not only very stuck but also easy to crash to start the learning hegemony mode!

10, do you feel heartache sometimes? Well, I will tell you that you have indigestion.

1 1, I won't tell you, the traffic in our province is for exams.

12, you know how many years I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to appear in my life.

Healing is a super beautiful and warm-hearted love story: a love story before going to bed.

Let these beautiful and warm love stories melt our dreams.

1.

In junior high school, classes were boring. Everyone likes to play and write on each other's palms and let them guess.

At that time, I always liked the boy at my back desk.

One day I wrote I love you in his hand,

He thinks the word love is so complicated that he will never guess it.

As a result, he hesitated for a while and took my hand.

I wrote three words on the palm of my hand: Me too.

2.

In her junior year, she liked to sit behind him and listen to lectures.

He looked at the blackboard, and she looked at him. The handsome bubbling side face made her drool.

One day in class, she asked her sister next to her: I want to choose a day to confess. What day is good?

Sister replied: I love you on May 20th, 520.

But on the day of 520, she struggled for a day and didn't dare to look for him.

/kloc-at the end of 0/2 o'clock, she received a phone call, and her voice was so beautiful that her liver trembled:

You agreed. Where's the confession? I've been waiting all day.

3.

He is young and talented, but she is ugly.

As his deputy, she knows each other well.

I have a crush on him for a long time and dare not show it.

He promoted the transfer to a higher level, and she felt dejected and secretly shed tears.

He teased her, but he wanted to keep him? She answered with a forced smile.

When toasting at the banquet, he asked: Is there anything you want to say to me?

There were tears in her eyes, but she shook her head.

He stared at her and said slowly, if you love me, you must say it. How else can I take you away?

He and I are both Leo, and we are both very competitive.

Cold war with him a year ago, and it took more than a year to cool down.

No one said goodbye, so they broke up. Sometimes, if you can't get over it, you will get through it.

Until the day before yesterday, I was drunk and got up the courage to send him a message and asked him if he had a girlfriend now.

After seeing his reply, I cried with the quilt in my arms.

He said: Yes, didn't we break up?

4.

The reporter interviewed passers-by couples who had a tacit understanding with each other and asked when was the last kiss?

Girls are obviously shy and nervous, and they are thinking about dating with their heads tilted.

The boy rubbed her head and bowed his head and kissed it.

Then hug the stunned girlfriend and say to the camera: Just now!

5.

Six years at the same table in primary school, three years at the same table in junior high school and high school.

She climbed onto the table and pretended to be casual and asked, hello, do you have someone you like?

He gave her a look. Simply put: yes.

She suddenly became nervous. who is it?

After reading the names of the girls in the class, he shook his head.

Why did you shake your head when she finished asking?

He chuckled, idiot, and didn't pronounce your name.

6.

She liked him for three years,

He is 18 1, while she only has 158.

So she didn't want to confess, but silently did something for him.

For example, when he plays ball, he will put a bottle of water next to his bag, and when he scratches, he will put a band-aid in the drawer.

Later, after a party, he hugged her, and she struggled to get rid of his arms.

He said with a smile, since you don't want to stand on tiptoe, I have to bend down and hold you tight.

7.

She likes the Sports Commission, but it treats everyone as a good friend and especially protects an unwelcome girl.

She is jealous and often takes the lead in bullying that girl. That time, she happened to be hit by the Sports Commission, and the Sports Commission frowned: Is it interesting?

She smiled: I do. You can bite me if you dare. Hehe, but I feel uncomfortable.

The sports commission threw her against the wall with a black face, and then bit her ear gently: Is it interesting to like me without saying anything?

8.

She likes her deskmate, but her deskmate is a facial paralysis.

I summoned up the courage to bring breakfast to my deskmate.

The deskmate's reaction is very weak. Disappointed, she went to Weibo to seek comfort, but received a private letter from her little friend.

My deskmate brought me breakfast! ! You also need to refuel (0)

She looked back and saw that she had put down her mobile phone with no expression on her desktop.

9.

On the bus, she carefully sent a text message to the male god she secretly loved.

Knowing that the male god was going to tell people today, she quickly knocked it down:

No, I like you. I forbid you to chase anyone!

Think about it and delete it. Change it to: SB, go! I'll treat you to dinner when I catch up!

When I got off at the station, I accidentally saw the male god actually at the station.

She approached doubtfully, only listening to the male Shinto. I like you. Are you going to invite me to dinner?

10.

The wind heard the laughter of dolphins and clouds.

Yun is a crying child, but Feng likes her very much. The wind pushes her to run and takes her to every interesting place.

When she cried, the wind dried her tears.

Later, the wind did not keep the clouds. She turned into rain and went to sea to accompany dolphins to conquer the blue world. The wind still blows the sea over and over again.

Because the wind still likes her very much

1 1.

On sunny days, take out the quilt and teddy bear to dry.

I said, you two have a good sun, have a good chat, remember to turn over and bask in the sun, and I'll pick you up when the sun goes down.

I gave the quilt a white look and said that I don't play with fat people.

When I went to collect it, I found Teddy basking in the sun with a chubby belly.

The quilt said I was just helping. Who made him fat?

12.

In order to make friends with the little panda, the little white bear painted his hands, feet and ears black with paint.

He also drew a big black eye, disguised himself as a panda, and got up the courage to know the little panda.

He eats bamboo with pandas and plays with trees.

Until one cloudy day, the little panda told him that it was going to rain, so go and hide.

Since you are a little white bear, why do you pretend to be a little panda?

13.

A jiaozi asked Kiwi, Why are you so hairy?

Kiwi gave jiaozi a white look and ignored her.

Tangyuan asked again, did you eat cooked, steamed or cold?

Kiwi took another white look at the dumplings.

Tangyuan continued to ask, do you know rice wine? He's been chasing me for a long time. I think he is too stupid and round.

Kiwifruit can't stand it. Why talk so much? Tangyuan said with grievance that no one spoke very cold.

14.

There is a rabbit. He brings the pie to his beloved girl.

On the way, he met a firefly that didn't shine. He was very sad and gave him a pie.

Then he met a giraffe with a short neck, an orange with pimples on his face and a potato without sugar. He gave each of them a pie.

When I found Miss Rabbit, there was only one empty basket left.

So he had to put himself in a basket and give it to the girl.

15.

A month later, he made a pie to find his beloved rabbit girl.

He walked for a long time and was very hungry, and the smell of pie kept floating in the basket.

He smoked and smoked, suddenly shook his head and thought, no, I want to leave her the delicious pie.

So one day, he went to the rabbit girl and gave her the pie.

Rabbit girl said, I made pie, too, but I was hungry all day and waited for you to eat it together.

16.

Mr. Rabbit saved money to buy a very, very beautiful diamond ring.

He went over the mountains to find rabbit girl again.

Finally, I met the rabbit girl. He opened the box and asked, is it beautiful?

Bunny looked at him doubtfully. The box is empty and the diamond ring is missing for some reason.

Bunny understood everything, picked a wild flower and put it on her head, asking, is it beautiful?

If I love you, there is no difference between a diamond ring and flowers.

17.

I met a rabbit who didn't want to get up. I told him that spring had come and the flowers outside were in full bloom. He ignored me with a quilt. I said the giraffe next door brought you carrots, and he continued to sleep under the quilt. I said again, the cartoon has started, and today is a tinkling cat. He turned over and ignored me. Finally, I have to say that the Happy Rabbit is here. So he immediately lifted the quilt and ran to the bathroom to arrange his hair.

18.

There are a group of dreamers in the world. Like stars, they sleep during the day, eat rainbows, eat stars, eat the moon, eat dew, eat chafer shells, eat our messy thoughts during the day, eat our fears and anxieties, and guard us by our bedside at night, drawing a best world for us. In a world you can't see, there are a group of people watching over you.

19.

Kongming's lanterns fly into the sky with many wishes and talk to the elves. So the elves flew to the earth to help people realize their wishes. A sick child made a wish and said, I want a star. But where to get the stars easily, so the elves discussed it and made an amazing decision. They hold lanterns of Kongming every night, stay in the sky not far from their children, and dream with him.

20

Xue has known her for many years. At this time, it landed in the yard as usual, calling for winter, and then she ran happily to pile it up into a little man and gave it a hat and a carrot nose. But this year she is particularly unhappy. She is lovelorn, which is very common for children of this age. The snow was silent in the yard for a while, sending away the wind and rain and welcoming the spring.

2 1.

There is a shop at the entrance of the village, and the owner is a kind grandmother. The white rabbit took a little rabbit hair and changed some carrots. Scarab turned dew into new clothes, and fireflies got brighter lights. One day, a little girl came to the shop. She was dressed in rags. She said I want to buy a dream. In my dream, I am no longer hungry and cold, but I have no money. I only have this match.

22.

The bear said, let's take a picture. After I leave you, you can take it out and see me when you miss me, so you won't be sad. I said, ok, but we are all too fat and our faces are too round for the camera to squeeze in. Let me hold you and take a picture. The bear waved his hand and said, no, if you hug me again, I'm afraid I won't leave. I'm leaving. I will leave all my honey to you.

23.

The first spring after the bear left, there was a heavy snow. The rabbit got up and saw a vast expanse of white. He wrote a letter to the bear in the snow. It wrote that the spring after you left was very cold, and all the snow fell on me. The bear wrote back and said, do you know that all the snow you see is lost clouds and rainbows, so I didn't know which way to go back to you until I stepped on the snow and looked at the footprints.