Ask for a line about marketing drama and sketch. It is urgent to add high marks. Thank you.

Role:

Beibei: female;

Xiaoyu: female;

Feifei: Female;

Liang Liang: male;

Film police: male;

Scene: In the duty room of Taoyuan police station, there are three women sitting in a long row of chairs, looking depressed and one chair is empty.

Beibei: Alas, the final woven mat and sandals were rejected. These are national handicrafts that can apply for human cultural heritage!

Xiaoyu: Come on! Didn't you just hear from the police that your summer sleeping mat sandals are all fakes made of paper ropes, and you still operate violence against the law without a license?

Beibei: You haven't engaged in violent resistance to the law without a license! And the adzuki beans you sell are moldy, and they are also dyed with Sudan red to deceive people!

Xiaoyu: That's a last resort. I want to find a job. Can I sell this? !

Beibei: Oh, you must be reading less.

Xiaoyu: Do you study less? I graduated from Tsinghua, majoring in food additives!

Beibei: Huh? ! Alas! It's really hard to find a job now! Come and see me. My name is Beibei.

Xiaoyu: My name is Xiaoyu.

(Beibei suddenly notices Feifei who is silent next to her)

Beibei: Little MM, what's your name?

Feifei: My name is Feifei.

Xiaoyu: Feifei, it seems that you came in because of unlicensed violence against the law, right? What do you sell?

Feifei: Haven't you seen a Peking University graduate selling pork online? That's me!

The police band is bright.

Policeman: (pointing to a chair) Sit there!

Liangliang: (Sit down, but stand up after seeing three women) Where are you sitting?

Policeman: Oh, yes, I'm sitting and you're standing!

Liangliang: (pointing to three girls) Can I squeeze in with them?

Policeman: Do you know where this is? This is Taoyuan Police Station! Do you still want to pick up girls after all this? Stand still!

Liangliang: I have the right to remain silent, but what I want to say is that I want to sit with beautiful women. This is my birthright ~ right ~ right! (The volume gradually decreases in an echo shape)

Policeman: (too busy reading the file to pay attention to him) OK, OK, then sit down.

Liangliang used to be crowded with three women, and Feifei squeezed off the bench and simply sat underground.

Policeman: I have something urgent to go out for a while. You should think about your own problems here. When I come back, I will make a statement and confess. Don't avoid important things!

The three women gave the policeman a white look and said nothing.

Liangliang: Yes, sir!

The movie "The Police" was released.

Liangliang: (with three girls) Well, I'm just selling baked sweet potatoes at the door. Let them in! More than 30 thousand a day's income is gone

Beibei: More than thirty thousand? ! Selling baked sweet potatoes makes so much money? !

Liangliang: Of course! Have you ever heard of sweet potatoes lasting forever?

Beibei: (to the second daughter) Beibei, I only have a cash flow of 10,000 yuan a day when I sell summer sleeping mats and sandals. Why don't we all sell sweet potatoes?

Xiaoyu: Yes! Xiaoyu, I sell adzuki beans for only 5,000 yuan a day. The price of Sudan red produced in Europe is very high, and cost management is difficult to achieve! If I had known, I would have used the American "Wang Leehom"-the English scientific name is Alexander, which is cheaper.

Feifei: Feifei, actually I can sell 30,000 yuan of pork a day, but for the sake of customers' health, I inject Evian mineral water from France into pork, do you know? Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss! More expensive than pork!

Beibei: (moved) Feifei is really a good businessman with a conscience!

Liangliang: OK! Together, it is very powerful! But we can't sell baked sweet potatoes in the traditional mode any more. We want to be bigger and stronger! Alas, you small traders don't have enough education to do great things.

Beibei: Oh, you read a lot?

Liangliang: (proudly) Liangliang me, a science and engineering student, graduated from college of heat treatment, so sweet potatoes are baked well! Although I am a junior college student, I am at least a "turtle" who has studied in two countries!

Feifei: "Turtle"? In which two countries did you study abroad and return to China?

Liangliang: Mauritius and Rwanda, referred to as "Maolu".

Beibei: Hum, heat treatment is a technical job! Beibei, I'm Harvard MBS.

Xiaoyu: I've only heard of MBA. What is this, MBS?

Beibei: hanyu pinyin-selling sweet potatoes!

Everyone: Huh? ! ! !

Beibei: We should set up an international organization for baking sweet potatoes! I will be the CEO, focusing on building the core competitiveness of the organization!

Liangliang: Does baked sweet potato still have core competitiveness? ! I am the chief operating officer, focusing on the marketing of baked sweet potatoes!

Xiaoyu: Xiaoyu, I am CTO, focusing on the color design of baked sweet potatoes!

Feifei: Feifei, I'm CFO, focusing on the cost management of enterprises!

Beibei: Well, all four O's are gone, but none of them are important. It is important to make full use of the theme advantages of baked sweet potato for capital operation and continuously obtain funds from international institutional investors!

Xiaoyu: Let's go find Softbank Masayoshi Son!

Let's look for IDG in America!

Beibei: Let's write BP!

Liangliang: What is BP?

Beibei: It's a business plan. Its English name is "Force you to death and expose it".

Liangliang: Can we go public in America?

Third Daughter: No problem! Yeah! Yeah! ! Yeah! ! !

Three girls are very excited. They stood up and hugged each other. Liangliang wants to go in, too. Feifei pushes them out and sits on the ground.

Beibei: Can the three of us become sworn friends for our great goal?

Xiaoyu: Great!

Agreed! In the future, the three of us will be the founders of sweet potato organization!

Beibei: Today, let's replace wine with tea and become half sisters!

Xiaoyu: We are of the same sex, both women!

This is the first name!

Beibei: OK, let's become sworn!

Three women stand in a circle, bow to each other, and then face the audience, with Beibei in the middle, Xiaoyu on the left and Feifei on the right, looking up at the sky and bowing.

Beibei: Miss Beibei, Xiaoyu, Feifei ...

Xiaoyu: Do you swear to use your name?

Yes! Beibei, what's your name?

Beibei: My name is Liu Bei! Xiaoyu, what about you?

Xiaoyu: My name is Guan Yu! Feifei, what about you?

Feifei: My name is Chang Fei!

The three men suddenly turned to Brett.

Xiaoyu: You are not a compound surname Zhuge, are you?

No, my last name is Zhu, Zhu, and wine and meat stink at Zhumen.

So what's your full name?

Bright: leather leather, bright and bright.

Xiaoyu: Zhuge Liang?

Liangliang: Next.

Why does it sound like shoe polish? ! Ignore him. Let's move on.

Beibei: I miss Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Chang Fei. Although the surname is different, I was sworn in at Taoyuan Police Station today!

Liangliang: Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei became sworn in Taoyuan? Why do I sound so familiar?

Beibei: Since we are sisters, let's work together to monopolize sweet potatoes. Sell sweet potatoes above and sweet potatoes below; I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, I just want to die on the same day in the same year …

Xiaoyu: Wait a minute. Do I have to die if you die one day?

Yes, I don't want to kill myself! But we can be born on the same day in the same year!

Beibei: Born on the same day in the same year? That's not true.

Feifei: We can have children on the same day in the same year!

Xiaoyu: Yes, yes!

Beibei: Well, then I don't want to die on the same day in the same year, I just want to be born on the same day in the same year!

Liangliang: Oh, my God! If one of you just had a caesarean section two months ago, why not give birth to a spicy crayfish with skin? ! ! !

Beibei: Heaven and earth are behind us. I can learn from this heart. If you don't eat sweet potatoes, Heaven will kill you!

Bow to each other in a circle again.

Liangliang: (approaches three men and bows) I, Zhuge Liang, have married three sisters. ...

Beibei: You don't have to!

Liangliang: But ...

Xiaoyu: You can be the first employee of our sweet potato organization!

Feifei: Then we will interview us and see if he can do it!

Liangliang: Huh? I'm a part-time job? Ok, I demand an annual salary of 1095 baked sweet potato!

Beibei: Well, (counting by snapping your fingers) three meals a day, one meal, warm water, just 1095 baked sweet potatoes a year, no problem! We can also give you 1095 "exemption" from baking sweet potatoes according to your performance. But you need to talk about your marketing plan.

Liangliang: Huh? What about "options" Marketing is my Zhuge Liang's strength! I'm going to use TV direct sales!

Xiaoyu: Just let you "abstain"! Hmm! TV direct selling is good! Explain the advantages of baked sweet potatoes!

Bright: Sweet potato is called white because it contains whitening factor, which can make your skin bright, white and tender.

Really? Then I'm going to use baked sweet potatoes as a SPA tonight!

Liangliang: Sweet potato is called potato because it contains mouse-shrinking factor, which can resist wrinkles and freckle and make you look like a mouse!

Xiaoyu: Great! Then I'll use baked sweet potatoes as a mask tonight!

Liangliang: The reason why sweet potatoes should be roasted is to roast your fat and roast the remaining fat where you need it most!

Beibei: My God! Is it baked sweet potato or barbecue human? !

Liangliang: (gruffly imitating TV direct sales) Pick up the phone at hand and make a phone call. What are you hesitating about? !

Three women applauded: yeah!

Liangliang: We should also make full use of the power of the Internet to establish a blogosphere in Sina and attract our potential customers with blog soft articles!

Yes! It's called "Sweet Potato Circle"!

Xiaoyu: I've only heard of onion rings!

Beibei: Very good, Mr. Zhuge Liang, you are accepted!

Liangliang: From now on, the four of us. ...

Beibei: Liangliang, don't forget your identity-you are an employee! It's the three of us

Liangliang: Ah, well, you three are United.

Xiaoyu: Use the friendship and wisdom of the three of us to build the largest sweet potato kingdom in the world!

Feifei: "Potato ~ Country" for short!

Liangliang: "The Country of Potatoes"? Oh ~ it seems that it is really said in the Three Kingdoms!

Beibei: Now I solemnly declare that the "Country of Potatoes" will be formally established from today!

Film police

Movie police: (to three women) You three, you can go.

Third daughter: Yes! ! !

Three women

Film policeman: (to Liang Liang) You, go through the detention formalities.

Liangliang: Why? !

Film police: You are suspected of violently assaulting a police officer, and the consequences are very serious!

Liangliang: Violent attack on police? Me?

Film police: Just got back from the hospital. Our director Cao has third-degree burns in his lower body and is being rescued!

Liangliang: Third degree burn? I just want Director Cao to bend the rules and put a roasted sweet potatoes in his trouser pocket!

Policeman: What? Do you still want to bribe government employees? ! Another felony! I will write it down for you!

Liangliang: But it won't burn! Director Cao is not a white snowflake falling in succession!

Policeman: Tell me honestly, what are you wearing?

Liangliang: Asbestos gloves. I didn't wear them when I went to school to study heat treatment.

Policeman: You are wearing asbestos gloves! Huh? You stuffed half a piece of honeycomb briquette into our director Cao's crotch, and our director Cao's lower body was all burnt. You didn't even give the director's good meat together!

Liangliang: Huh? ! I, I, I ... I was nervous. I really didn't notice whether it was a sweet potato or a honeycomb briquette. I, I, I really didn't mean to!

Policeman: Tell it to the judge!

Liangliang: What about the three of them? That's it, that's it? It's not fair!

Policeman: They? You'd better take care of yourself! All three have limited capacity!

Liangliang: What do you mean by limited ability? The ability to let go of restrictive behavior?

Policeman: The car in the mental hospital is waiting outside, and I don't know how these three got out!

Liangliang: They? Mental illness? So ... where is my "potato country"? My "potato country"!

Cop: What's wrong with Shu? Get in the car!

Under the glare of frustration, the whole play is over.