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Talk to someone who is not used to swearing.
1, sorry, I don't know the language of animals.
2. I'm not perfect, but I admit it naturally. What about you?
3. Why does the face always follow IQ?
4, the child is not the godfather's fault, you say that I am my fault.
I feel lonely playing alone, don't you think?
6, don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.
7. I will exhaust my amorous feelings and make you restless every day without me.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
9. I still like to be simple and rude, such as putting a fart in your head!
10, I just need a 360-degree spiral to send you into the sky, explode and illuminate thousands of lights.
1 1, I'd rather live alone than have some hypocritical people stick around me and watch me suffer.
12, you think your mother is everywhere, and you have to be allowed everywhere.
13, are you the only one left in the household registration book?
14, has been wandering in the wild area. What are the steps in the wild area?
15, is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting
16, ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.
17, I see you pretending to be weak day by day. When I saw your mother, I immediately understood what the life of a young lady meant.
18, your birth is an apology letter from durex.
19, look at the logic of your speech, the rectum leads to the brain.
20, look at your ghost costume, ghosts will be paralyzed when they see you!
2 1, when someone scolds you, you say who you scold as an animal. When he talks, you say, Oh, the animal scolds me.
22. Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
23. It's not the godfather's fault. It's my fault that you call names.
24, are you a takeaway rider? You can deliver it.
25. Your own blx has just broken all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.
26. I'm not your grandfather, so don't pretend to be a grandson here.
27. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and careless when she gave birth to you!
28. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply. Well, you really are 13.
29. It rings after the security check. You are an iron handyman.
30, you idiot 13 is like a crop in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.
3 1, you are like a pug with food.
32. Do you know what meanness is? Let me tell you, a bitch is something worse than a chicken like you.
33. You either have late puberty or early menopause.
34. I don't deserve Father's Day without teaching you today.
35. You have a dung beetles on your face, and you insist that it is a beauty mole.
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