Humorous sentences poking fun at sun violence

Humorous sentences tease Sun's violence:

1, it's sunny today. I just washed dishes outside and feel like I'm going to become a squid.

2. The sun is like fire, and the wild Tian He is half burnt.

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

4. In such a big sun, I feel that people who want to ask me out to play are hurting me.

5. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances.

6. The sun at noon is like a big stove, and the asphalt road is soft.

7, don't go out in the morning, the sunset will kill people.

8. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

9. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours.

10, I only need a pinch of cumin when I barbecue.

1 1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

12, the weather is dry, the heat is careful, the mood is irritable, and strangers should not be near!