Classic lines of Degang Guo crosstalk.

1, the general is born heroic, with a horizontal waist, autumn water, Yanling knife, wind, drums, mountains, rivers, lightning, flags and high sun and moon.

There is an ant in the unicorn hole in the sky. Can it escape from peace? When we come back, my husband and I will unbutton our shirts.

2, crooked wood will bend straight, it is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog.

Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.

Candied Huang Lian will suffer eventually, but melons and fruits are not sweet.

Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

3, "Jinshan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks high, and the water flows naturally.

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

As far away as Hubei, three thousand miles. As far as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.

I can't see the beautiful scenery for a while, but I have a lucky chance to travel in the world of pictorial. "

-Degang Guo Ganlong

4, "Lushan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak water flows by itself.

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

There are 3,000 borders in the northwest of Yao Lu, and there are millions of states in the southeast.

The scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance has a chance to see it again. "

-Zhu Yuanzhang

5. "Castle Peak Songying is a thousand years old, and the clouds and peaks flow naturally.

Wan Li River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking three thousand miles to the north, sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River are nearsighted.

The beautiful scenery is endless, so lucky opportunities will come again. "

-Kangxi

6, "Longchuan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks the peak water,

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking at the northwest of the 3 thousand border from a distance, it is likely to drown the twelve States in the south of the Yangtze River.

I can't see all the good scenery for a while, so the lucky opportunity will come again in the future. "

-Qianlong

7, the old vines are faint, and the bridges are flowing. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital.

8, the horse is thin and hairy, and the son is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.

9, lewd and romantic, not friends don't get together. Just for adultery, it is difficult to protect his wife and children. If you hit the front, you will be full of evil behind you, and the retribution will start, and all evil will come first. So, it's a hook in the media.

10, it is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog. Soon after the cormorant is dyed black by ink, it is not firm to paint the crow white. Honey soaked in Huang Lian will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

1 1, telling stories and singing operas to persuade people, three continents go to the center. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.

12, the Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate;

The bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I miss it day and night.

Not at ease, reading articles early in the morning;

After ten years of hard study, you can only be wise and broad.

13, moral three emperors and five emperors, fame Xia Houshang Zhou Dynasty;

The five heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period made an insurrection, and instantly rose and fell!

A few names on the history of qing dynasty, there are countless barren hills in Beijiang;

Our predecessors' fields were taken away by later generations, who said something about enter the dragon.

14, law-abiding, facing the court, singing at night, riding a mule, harming others and benefiting themselves, being fair and comfortable, and being hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

15, the most serious injury is the cold weather in the later period, and the gaunt people are miserable. Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. Small building lonely heart full moon, it is difficult to circle.

Classic lines of Degang Guo crosstalk

Degang Guo: Many people are coming.

Yu Qian: Hey, it's all full today.

Degang Guo: I'd like to introduce the famous crosstalk performer sitting next to me.

Yu Qian: I dare not.

Degang Guo: Donkey money.

Yu Qian: Donkey money! Yu!

Yu:? Yes, sloppy fish.

Yu Qian: Mahu still wants donkeys, so, dry ditch.

Degang Guo: Yu Qian. Crosstalk is really good.

Yu Qian: You flatter me.

Degang Guo: I am very happy to return to my hometown to perform.

Yu Qian: Are you at home?

Degang Guo: I've been playing somewhere else some time ago. Long time no see, I feel very confused.

Yu Qian: Competition? What race are you playing against?

Degang Guo: You don't know what our country is doing these days?

Yu Qian: We are hosting the Olympic Games.

Degang Guo: Yes, isn't the Olympic Games a competition?

Yu Qian: Oh, did you go to see the Olympic Games?

Degang Guo: Look! You don't know me?

Yu Qian: No.

Degang Guo: No culture! Don't you usually read newspapers and TV?

Yu Qian: Look, I didn't notice you. What do you do?

Degang Guo: I-I-I'm embarrassed to say that my career is great for fear of scaring you.

Yu Qian: Don't scare me if you speak boldly.

Degang Guo: Then I really said it.

Yu Qian: You said you said.

Degang Guo: I'm a football player! You said this thing, which reason?

Yu Qian: Oh, you are a football player.

Degang Guo: Why don't I sign it for you?

Yu Qian: No need. You are not Beckham. What's the use of asking for your autograph?

Degang Guo: Really? Don't regret it. When I become famous and a star, I won't need it. You don't even have room for me.

Yu Qian: Then I'll often run to bars, and maybe I'll meet you again.

Degang Guo: Yes, you are familiar with life in our circle. Have you ever played football before?

Yu Qian: Who is it? People all over the country know where to find you. The media reports it every day.

Degang Guo: You don't know, do you? Actually.

I didn't play football before.

Yu Qian: So what do you do?

Degang Guo: After graduating from junior high school, I worked in a bath center.

Yu Qian: Please wait! Does anyone in the bath center want a child like you? The law doesn't allow it.

Degang Guo: Well, I'm not young. I was 2 1 that year.

Yu Qian: You just graduated from junior high school 2 1.

Degang Guo: Well, you started school at the age of seven, with eight years in primary school and six years in junior high school, which is exactly 265,438+0.

Yu Qian: You have been in school for a long time.

Degang Guo: After working in the bath center for a while, I found a problem.

Yu Qian: What's the problem?

Degang Guo: People who come here are very rich.

Yu Qian: That's true. Ordinary people go to bathhouses.

Degang Guo: They all live in buildings and drive cars. How rich they are! When can I be so rich?

Yu Qian: You can also work hard by yourself.

Degang Guo: At the turning point of my life, I met a noble man.

Yu Qian: Who did you meet?

Degang Guo: Your father?

Yu Qian: Does my father go to that place?

Degang Guo: Not only that, but also our distinguished guests. All ladies can order what they want.

Yu Qian: gnome male-",don't say this.

Degang Guo: Yu Qian's father, Wang's father, this old man-

Yu Qian: Wait a minute! My surname is Yu, and my father's surname is Wang.

Degang Guo: Father?

Yu Qian: Which one? Just one!

Degang Guo: Yu Lao. This old man is really a good man.

Yu Qian: Do good people go to that place?

Degang Guo: That night, the old man finished steaming in the sauna and went into the massage room. He pointed at me and said, Degang, Degang, come in and rub it for me.

Yu Qian: Let you pinch?

I also want to know. Is it for a change?

Yu Qian: What a mess!

Degang Guo: When he entered the massage room, he was already lying on the massage chair. I was holding it for him when the old man asked me, Degang, I think you are sad all day. If anything bothers you, tell my brother.

Yu Qian: Brother? What a generation this is!

Degang Guo Yu Qian's Crosstalk Lines

Xi Zhengmeng's classic lines:

1, Corporal James, American five-star general.

There is a Degang Guo in China. Military wizards are literate, literate, martial-minded, able to mount a horse, know women on the kang and shoes on the kang.

After making money, I will do nothing when I go home. Let's open a big shop. Let's run a company. I will buy a big table and be the boss. I hire 10 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day. I scolded them one by one. I don't scold the toilet sweeper every day, because my daughter-in-law cleans toilets.

The pilot took out the money and added 30 yuan of oil to the helicopter.

5. Who knows that thing in America! Ask the village chief!

6. The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

I really want to eat lobster, but I don't want to eat cake.

Classic lines in my life:

1, unknown crosstalk actors Degang Guo and Yu Qian.

It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket.

3. I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off a building. I have studied this kind of jump. The second floor is different from the twentieth floor. The second floor is "pa" and "ah", and the twentieth floor is "ah-"and "pa"

4, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficulties to help.

It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

6. My friend said that he printed counterfeit money for me, and I gave him 50 yuan-he gave me 1 yuan counterfeit money, and I suspect that he cheated me.

Jing Li driving classic lines:

1, Jing Li, Allegro is good, Beijing faction leader.

I ran a race with someone and a disabled person in a wheelchair, and I lost.

3, drive three miles, my god, it's so exciting!

Leave a big bag and open it. It's full of money. "My mama of, too exciting, god! Not only can I buy a car this time, but I can also marry a beautiful wife! " Bang! A woman fell, this beautiful woman, lying there. "God, it's so exciting!" Just as it was beautiful, four policemen came over there and said, "Hey, did you kill this?" Car accident!

Classic lines in I am a scientist;

1, Guo: I will release it when I finish studying that year.

Y: let it out?

Guo: Let it go after learning!

Y: Have you studied enough? You were locked up after your sentence was released, weren't you?

Guo: I've learned enough!

Y: After graduation.

Guo: We are very knowledgeable. Yes, we didn't shoot those who were killed and those who were released.

2, play, play, play, go means go, play. Work hard and finish my playgo quickly.

Classic lines of "I am a triad":

1, look at people, drivers buy big buildings, look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and tears are flowing in your heart.

2. Jade: Is your father's surname Cui? Guo: Your father's name is Jian!

3, you don't listen! Little bastard! I said, dad, don't say that. Don't say children are rabbits. Genetically, it's not good for parents. Father was anxious and rolled his arms and sleeves. I want to fight you!

4. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts.

5. Have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous? Have you seen it? Yes, yes, we are together. Does the Hong Kong Red Star Society know? I want the red star. But we are not the headquarters, we are from the branch office. I'm from Niulanshan.

6. I come from the underworld. Look how black I'm dressed.

Classic lines in On Dreams;

1, Guo: Brother (God) wishes the world peace, the people live and work in peace, the country and the people are safe, and there is no war, okay?

Y: You ask too much.

2. Guo: Can I exchange it? Let's discuss something else. I use modest photos to touch my body. Brother, look at this. He looks poor and can't find anyone. You give it to him and make it beautiful. Brother (see the photo torn) let's talk about world peace. It's outrageous that I said this about you. You don't agree, you don't agree. Why did you tear it up? I still have it to ward off evil spirits.

Classic lines of "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala":

1, "I'm glad to pay a New Year call to you!" Let's "Happy New Year to everyone!" With a bow, the crosstalk ended.

2, follow the advertisements and engage in TV dramas together, and the circle is quite chaotic. In particular, it is not easy to engage in TV dramas and film and television circles. I hate them very much. There are too few female directors.

3. They all say that I am good-looking.

People give baskets to singers. When they came to us, they didn't even have a wreath.

Classic lines in Give My Son to His Wife;

1, who doesn't know Yu Qian? You didn't eat pork before you met Yu Qian!

2. Guo: You drove a 13 Cadillac.

Y: I came by train.

3. Guo: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house where I live is also very difficult. It's riddled with holes. It is fatal to catch up with the rain.

Y: why?

Guo: It's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, sometimes it's too big, so the whole family goes to the Third Ring Road to take shelter.

4. Guo: At that time, the old man was in good spirits and his face was red. An 89-year-old man has just lost one tooth, but he is eating, and it is full.

Y: Is there a tooth still stuffed?

Guo: He has eaten lotus root skin.

Cousin Jing Li's classic lines:

1. Her photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding. Everyone makes mistakes. I hope you can forgive us. I'll send them to surrender later. I will get a job and be a good person. Thank you, big sister. We must turn over a new leaf Go home.

3. Get off, Sister. You cann't kill too many people The rain has wetted the land. Give us a chance to reinvent ourselves. I don't want it. I'll marry you both. Karma!

Classic lines from I want to travel:

Guo: This is a big gamble. Five cents each.

Y: Oh, you've seen money.

Guo: I like going abroad because I like western food very much.

Y: That's the right place to go.

Guo: Someone brought you a plate, a small cake, cut, with eggs, rolled lettuce with sauce and sausages.

Y: Take a knife and fork, eat eggs and fill cakes, right?

Guo: I have flown. When I bought the ticket, it said, first class, economy class, business class, standing ticket.

Y: standing ticket? There are still standing tickets on the plane?

Classic Quotations of Degang Guo Crosstalk

Classic Quotations of Degang Guo Crosstalk

1: Grandpa, how can I get to America? ""Then who knows? Ask the village chief! "

2: Speak louder without electricity!

3: Don't go after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay.

4: Crosstalk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

There are always more than 1000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are now more than 400 pieces left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said. 100 is in conflict with building a harmonious society.

6. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them. Scientists know martial arts at home, and hooligans can't stop them.

The house where we live is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

8: If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

9: Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

10: This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

1 1: Your shameless appearance is like my charm.

12: Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

13: cross talk pays attention to four lessons: pit, Mongolia, turn and cheat!

Degang Guo: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

15: From today on, I will never eat lobster again.

16: If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

17: This young man looks like an actor.

18: ok! This plane, like Dafa, has a rocking glass! ..... sitting on a big hat, Li Xia didn't give the newspaper ... Tianjin didn't make a big hat, but they all went to the United States ... and flew to the United States for half a year, adding more than 40,000 oil.

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19: Have you ever seen a gangster with a crayon tattooed on his body?

At 20: 00 midnight, the two gentlemen took to the street naked, so Jing Li still wore a pair of glasses-if he wore a mask, it would be three points.

2 1: two nurses come down, how beautiful: 1.7 meters tall, with sideburns and whiskers, wide palms and heart protection.

22: "One Knife Meeting" Everyone knows that Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan became sworn friends three times. Brother and sister knocked their heads on the ground like brothers, and then protected Tang Priest to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. There is this story in A Dream of Red Mansions.

It was cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket. Sew it yourself.

24: Paris ... You know, there is a zoo in Paris ... The zoo is opposite ... Hey ... There is a clothes seller in the zoo ... You can't say you buy clothes ... You have to say you want goods. ...

25: "The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. "

Flight 26: 90 14, from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, the fare is 5 yuan, please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats. Be sure to have a big seat!

27: Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, the intestines are broken, and the intestines are broken. Don't go to the hospital! I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

28: Law-abiding in the imperial court depressed, strong beam night songs, riding a mule to harm people, honest and clean, hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

29: "There is such bright light at the foot of my bed. Could it have been frosted? , looked up and found it was moonlight, (pa! My name is Degang Guo. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "

30: "We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The assistant director arranged for people to take the lead in applauding. Once on stage,' today', wow-(applause),' the two of us', wow.

Applause is everywhere,' for everyone', wow-applause,' say a word', wow-,'sound', wow-,(Cheerful: one word and one drum! )' that's not good', wow

-clap if you don't speak well. Look how nice it is today. No one applauds. "