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Those silly love words

Part 1 of those silly love stories:

I am so fat, why do you still like me so much

When you were thin, you entered my heart, but when you were fat, you were stuck and couldn’t come out

Hey, do you know what it feels like to have wind pouring into your chest?

I don’t know

I just know because you are the one who entered

Today is Arbor Day, I want to fall down In your hand

Others say your face is round, but I think your face is quite square

Why?

Otherwise, why are you so upright?

I think you are like a garbage truck recently

What do you think?

Makes me want to chase you

I feel dizzy when I see you recently

Why?

Because love makes people dizzy

I want to buy you a glass of wine

I don’t want to be with Xiaodai Drinking melon

Our wedding wine

Recently, no matter how I look at you, I think you look like a flower

Why

Makes me want to learn illustration

Do you know what mineral water has in common with your saliva?

Both It’s water

No, it makes me want to try it

10.

I drink sugar-free drinks. You know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? What?

Slight sugar bar

No, it’s my chest

11.

The weather has gotten cold recently, do you know how to keep warm

How to keep warm?

I don’t know, but I know how to marry you

12.

I think you look like a bitch

Why

She is the woman I must marry

13.

I think you are becoming more and more boring the more I look at you

Why

The more you watch it, the more you want to sleep

14.

I don’t accept red envelopes during the Chinese New Year. Do you know why?

Why

I just want to take in your little baby

15.

You know that China has chess and foreign countries have chess. Do you know what I have?

I have our passionate love period

16.

Let me ask you a question. If you have children in the future, what will you do? What kind of mother do you want to be?

A great mother

No, she is the mother of my child

17.

I think your There’s something wrong with my lips

What’s the problem?

A little far away from me

18.

Let me ask you, if you were a coat, which coat do you think you are?

Long coat

Wrong! You are the only one in my heart

19.

Recently I feel that I am as small as a grain of sand and you are like a horse

Why

Because together I am Shaqima (Sha Qima)

20.

Do you know what it is that can save battery power on your mobile phone?

You are by my side

21.

I want to eat a bowl of noodles

Then go and eat it

I want to eat In your heart

22.

Can you be my Oreo

Can’t you eat me

I want to pick you up

23.

Justin: If you and I go to have barbecue, what would you consider eating first?

You Changjing: Consider pork first

Justin: Shouldn’t you consider me first?

24.

Hey, you How long have you been single?

From the womb to now

Yes

Sorry, I kept you waiting for so long

Part 2 of those filthy love stories:

1. If you and I have a child, what seat do you think it will be?

What seat? Gemini?

No, it is our masterpiece

2. Is your mother’s last name Fang?

No, my mother’s last name is

But you If my mother's surname is not Fang

Why do you look so upright

3. Who do you belong to?

I am a dog

Nonsense, you obviously belong to me

4. I think you are a little weird today

Where Weird

Weird and cute

5. Can we compete in a game where whoever moves first loses?

Okay

I lose

Why

Because I am attracted to you

6. Do you know what clothes are suitable for you?

Beautiful clothes

No, you were conquered by me

7. Do you know my last name?

What? Your last name is not...

No, I am happy after knowing you

8. Do you know what I like to eat?

I don’t know

I like to look at you longingly

9. Can you be my Oreo?

Why?

Because I want to pick you up!

10. Can you guess my zodiac sign?

I don’t know

I want to do everything for you

11. Sir, what do you want?

I want you to be happy

Go learn to swim!

Why?

This way we can fall in love forever

12. I just found out that we have a *** friend!

Who is it?

Cupid.

13. What is a door made of wood called?

Wooden Door

What is a door made of iron called?

Iron Gate

What is the door made of happiness called?

14. Can you play the guitar?

No way.

Then why can you tug at my heartstrings?

15. Can you lend me a quilt?

Why?

In this way, I will owe you my whole life

16. What is your blood type?

Type A

No, you are my ideal type

Part 3 of those silly love stories:

1 ,

My chest feels tight recently

What's wrong? Are you sick?

Because you are stuck in my heart

Can you lie to me once on April Fool’s Day

Okay

Do you like me?

Think clearly before talking to me

I am not thinking clearly, I am thinking of you

Let me ask you a question, which one of your father, mother, sister, brother or husband is not related to you by blood?

Husband?

Hey~ My wife is so smart~

You are so busy, when will you have time to marry me?

I think you must be very busy,

So just read the first three words

If one day I want to travel around the world ,

Can I go around you?

You must come when I get married

Tell me why ?

Because it will be embarrassing without a bride

How many fingers do you have on your left hand?

How many eyes do you have?

How many mouths do you have?

Yeah~ I love you too

10.

What kind of door is made of wood?

Wooden door

What kind of door is made of iron?

Iron Gate

What about the door made of happiness?

Gate of Happiness

No, it’s us!

11.

There are rumors recently that I like you

Huh? !

Let me clarify, that is not a rumor

12.

I have a super power

Huh?

I like you very much

13.

You are a little weird today

Why are you weird?

You look weird

14.

What animals do you like?

Cat

Meow

Dog

Woof

15.

Guess Guess where my heart is~

Well, the left side

Wrong, fool, it’s on your side

16.

Can you smile?

Oh, I forgot to add sugar to my coffee

17.

As for me, I like someone

What next?

Then he sent me one and then what?

18.

You choose literature or theory?

I choose theory

I like you too

19.

Can I play hide-and-seek with you?

Okay

No, I will definitely be discovered by you

Huh?

Because I like someone, I can’t even hide it

20.

I took out a piece of white paper

What do I want to write? word

Will you find that this is an acrostic poem

21.

I don’t know a word, can you tell me about it? Me

Which

husband

Husband

Ah, why do I remember it means wife...

It’s my husband

Wife

Husband

22.

Can I kiss you?

What did I just say to you

Can I kiss you

Yes, yes

23.

I have three brothers

One is called Dongyan

One is called Xizui

One is named Naner

Please ask me What's it called?

Part 4 of those trivial love stories:

Thanks to your presence, I have liked you for many years.

I like you, the first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

I am so attentive to you for nothing, but

I like you very much

I will be the best and I will

wrap my arms around you

How to relieve worries? , only violence

Hug you.

If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you will be my girlfriend, right?

I know there are three people who like you

Who are they?

Me, me, me

I have nothing to talk about with you. Except falling in love.

Mr. Su, there is no end to the sea of ??suffering, it is me who will look back

@ Mr. Deka’s mailbox

If I don’t think about progress, I miss you.

@ Mr. Deka’s mailbox

All living beings are suffering, but you taste like strawberry.

@ Mr. Deka’s mailbox

I like you very much without your permission. I’m sorry.

Priest "Silent Reading"

There is light in you, I will catch you and have a look.

Priest "Tianya Ke"

Why do you always ask me to go to dinner?

Because it has nothing to do with me whether other people eat or not.

I have some bad news for you.

What bad news?

My thoughts on you are no longer simple.

No matter what the world is like, it would be nice to just meet you.

You just jumped all the way into my heart with little stars.

I like her very much

A little more today than yesterday

Tomorrow will be a little more than today

You, occupy three parts of my heart

It is not three parts of flowing water and seven parts of dust

It is the world Only three thirds of the moonlight

[email?protected]

Good night, I hope you miss me until I can’t sleep at night

When I think of yesterday’s I like you too

I am jealous today

I have liked you for more than two minutes

I can’t take it back

Me I have a super power

I like you super~~~~~~~~

I don’t like this world, I only like you.

@千亿,天屋热狠

You are very kind and I like you.

In other words,

I like you, love you, want you, whatever you want.

"The Patriarch of the Demonic Way" with the fragrance of ink and the smell of copper

When I wake up, I feel that I really love you.

Zhu Shenghao

Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old.

Zhu Shenghao

For me, there are only three important things left.

If you want to arrange them from light to heavy

I think it should be like this

I love you, love you, you

Liancheng Snow "Dear One"

Between the moonlight and the snow, you are the third kind of stunning beauty.

"Stunning Beauty" by Yu Guangzhong

No matter what I am, I am yours.

WhateverIam, I'myyour's.

"007: Casino Royale"

I think you approached me to harm me!

It makes me like you so much.

Please remember it for a moment

When I look for you, I miss you so much

When I don’t look for you, I miss you secretly

If everything doesn't go as you want, I will do as you want.

I have never loved anyone before, you are the first.

I'm afraid that if I don't do a good job, I'll make you think that love is nothing more than this.

You are so cute, and I love you so much.

Do you like water?

Hmm.

Congratulations on liking 70% of me.

Yuhuqi’s best friend

831143=8letters,3words,

1meaning:I(1)LOVE(4)YOU(3)

Who is coming?

Your people.

I want to coax you with beautiful words

After much thought

You are the most beautiful one

Collection of earthy love words, earthy love words Summary

"A summary of earthy love words" is here~ You can try saying it to men and women and see how the flirting goes and how they respond. Sweet love requires earthy love words. .

A collection of earthy love words, a collection of earthy love words:

- 1 -

I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks

- 1 -

But I just can’t help but miss you

- 2 -

Do you know which plastic surgery hospital is better?

I want to give you my whole heart

- 3 -

Do you know? We both go too far

How can we go too far

You are too beautiful and I am too obsessed

- 4 -

I don’t even drink Drink sugar-free. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? Slightly sugary? No, it's my chest

- 5 -

I must have eaten too much salt. ah? Otherwise, why would I always miss you so much~!

- 6 -

No matter how many times the firecrackers went off on the 30th night, I still missed you as much as I did

- 7 -

I'm very capable but there's one thing I don't know how to do. What? Will not leave you.

- 8 -

If humans also have tails, it would be a bit embarrassing to say this. Because when I'm with you, I think, I can't help but wag my tail.

- 9 -

You must be cheating, otherwise how could you be a perfect scorer in my heart?

- 10 -

Me My hand was cut. You should also cut it, so that we are a couple.

- 11 -

Time is the matchmaker, youth is the bride; if you wish me a good time, I would like to be a beautiful sight.

- 12 -

Guess where my heart is?

On the left?

Wrong, on your side.

- 13 -

I drink all sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar-free drinks are suitable for you?

Slightly sweet bar

No, it’s my chest

- 14 -

There are rumors recently that I like you

I want to clarify

That is not a rumor

- 15 -

What zodiac sign do you think I am?

Gemini?

Wrong, I am tailor-made for you

- 16 -

Was there an earthquake just now?

Then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?

- 17 -

Do you know what my shortcomings are? ?

It’s your shortcoming

- 18 -

Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunkest easily?

Your forever

- 19 -

Are you short-sighted? Not short-sighted.

Then why can't you see that I like you?

- 20 -

Why are you so domineering?

What?

You dominate my whole heart

- 21 -

Do you know what day it was yesterday?

What day?

It’s the day I fell in love with you

- 22 -

I like you so much

籱祢骉鲺纺纞觋讟钃鸜麷鞻

Look, I can do nothing but like you

- 23 -

Tired of doing it I have a lovely girl

I kind of want to be your wife

- 24 -

Do you know the difference between you and the stars?

The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

- 25 -

In the three thousand floating world, I have three loves, the sun, the moon and you, the sun is the dynasty, The moon is twilight, and Qing is dynasty, twilight and twilight.

- 26 -

The childhood sweetheart is not you, the first love is not you, I only wish that the long-lasting water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the white hair is also you.

- 27 -

Do you know the difference between you and the stars?

The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

- 28 -

Let’s go eat a family meal

In this way we are a family

- 29 -

Guess what uniform I like

Uniformed by you

- 30 -

I know three people like you

Who are they?

Me, me, me

- 31 -

From now on I I can only call you you

Because you are in my heart.

- 32 -

I may not feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine

- 33 -

Girl, I am almost certain that I am only one kiss away from you

- 34 -

I still want to like you, just like when I was a kid, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips

- 35 -

The one who is close to the vermilion is red, the one who is close to you is sweet

- 36 -

Do you smell the burning smell?

That’s why my heart is burning for you

- 37 -

You must be cheating

Otherwise, you are with me How can I get a perfect score in my heart

- 38 -

If I were the devil in hell

I would also be a naughty boy who loves you

- 39 -

Do you smell anything?

The air has become sweeter since you came out

- 40 -

You are a cute boy

I am cute

- 41 -

I found out that I liked you very much yesterday, and I also like you very much today, and I have a feeling that I will like you tomorrow too.

- 42 -

Are you short-sighted?

(Not myopic)

Then why can’t you see that I like you?

- 43 -

Why do you want to harm me?

What’s harming you?

What makes me like you so much!

- 44 -

Mok Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day

Jay Chou’s sunny day are not as good as you and me chatting

- 45 -

Don't let me see you

Otherwise I will like you once I see you

- 46 -

Do you know why I caught a cold?

Because you caught a cold?

No, because I have absolutely no resistance to you.

- 47 -

I have only one request for my boyfriend

It must be you

- 48 -

I am missing a daily necessity

What is missing?

You

- 49 -

Every time I go through the security check, I always have trouble

They say I have you in my heart

- 50 -

I want to eat a bowl of noodles

What kind of noodles

In your heart

- 51 -

I must have been drinking carbonated drinks in my last life

That’s why in this life I will be frothing every time I see you

- 52 -

Do you have a lighter?

Sorry, I don’t smoke

Then why did you ignite my heart?

- 53 -

You like to drink water ?

Then you already like 70% of me

- 54 -

Are you tired?

Not tired.

But you have been running in my mind for a whole day

- 55 -

I think you are like a game

Me The world

- 56 -

Who do you belong to?

I am a dog

Nonsense, you clearly belong to me

- 57 -

Why hasn’t my order come yet?

What?

Our Future

- 58 -

Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey?

The monkey lives in the cave

And you live in my heart

- 59 -

I think I am very selfish

How selfish

I only like you and don’t give other girls any chance

- 60 -

The two of us may have been hit by an arrow

Ah?

Cupid’s Arrow

- 61 -

I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left

What is it?

I just love you

- 62 -

Everyone says that I have incorrect views.

Huh? Why?

Well, everything is leaning toward you.

Questions and answers about earthy love stories:

Do you know what kind of wine is the easiest to get drunk?

What wine?

With you forever

Do you know what I like to eat?

What?

I want to look at you longingly.

Which one are you, a little wolf dog, a little milk dog, or an old dog?

I like you.

I have never eaten sweets since I fell in love with you

Why?

Because you are too sweet

What time is it now?

It’s 9 o’clock

No, it’s the starting point of my happiness

Can you stop talking.

I don’t have one.

Then why is your voice filling my head?

I’m so upset!

Why

Because my heart has been filled with you

Can you play the guitar?

How did you touch my heartstrings?

I want to go somewhere

Somewhere

Go to your heart

10.

You know what? We both go too far

How come we go too far?

You are too good-looking and I am too fascinated

11.

I want to buy a piece of land from you

What land

You are so determined

12.

Look at my eyes, something is stuck in my eyes

Nonsense. There is obviously someone I like in it

13.

Do you know when the food tastes best?

Eat it while it’s hot?

You feed me.

14.

Do you know what my shortcomings are?

What is it?

Disadvantages you.

15.

If I were Linger, what would you be?

What?

Jingle bells, jingle bells want to jingle bells.

16.

What do you grill first when having a barbecue?

Roast first

I will consider you first.

17.

The box that holds the ring is called a ring box. Do you know what the box that holds you and me is called?

What?

A match made in heaven.

18.

I want to change my look recently

What look?

I can’t do it without you.

19.

Do you know what season I like?

Don’t know.

I love your season.

20.

Have you gained weight again recently?

No.

Then why do you have more and more importance in my heart?

21.

Do you know what object best represents me?

What

Compass, do you know why?

Why?

Because a compass can only draw circles, its heart has not changed, just like I will not change my heart for you.

22.

When will you pay the rent?

Why do you have to pay the rent?

Because you have lived in my heart for a long time.

23.

Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?

What’s the difference

It lives in the cave and you live in my heart

24.

I’m a little afraid of you

Why?

Because I am afraid of my wife

25.

Do you know how many days there are in a year?

365 days

Yes, do you know which day is my happiest day?

Don’t know.

The day I met you.

26.

Do you know which one I like best among peaches, persimmons and oranges?

Orange

Wrong, our children.

27.

Are you very good at pinching dolls

Then how did you pinch my heart?

28.

Do you know how many people there are in the world?

7 billion

You are the only one in my world.

29.

Do you like cats or dogs?

Like dogs

Wang~

30.

I like to eat fruits. Do you know what I like to eat?

Lychee?

No, of course it’s you, the pistachio.

31. You must have been drinking carbonated drinks in your last life, why do I get so happy when I see you?

32. It is very troublesome to like you, but I just like to make trouble.

33. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that they are not rumors.

34. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, you are.

35. I think I am so carefree. I like the way you look every day.

36. You are my pig in life and my pork belly in death.

37. I seem to have ADHD. My heart beats wildly when I see you.

38. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can’t hide my love for you.

39. I suspect that you are essentially a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more as I read it?

40. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes

41. I want to share a room with you, two people, three meals for all seasons

42. I never thought about getting married before I met you. I didn’t think about anyone else about getting married after that.

43. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

Ruthless love words

1. Don’t let me see you, otherwise I will fall in love with you once I see you

2. Brother, this brick belongs to you Did it fall?

3. Give you some advice on life. I suggest you stay with me.

4. Your father must be a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

5. You look so cute when you eat, have you practiced?

6. There is no wine in your dimples, but I am as drunk as a dog

7. You are such a homebody. No. But you stayed in my heart untouched.

8. Can you play the guitar? If not, then why can you pluck my heartstrings

9. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the Hami and I am the melon

10. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of me

11. What season do you like? I like the season with you

12. You are now Where at home you are in my mind now

13. Do you smell something burning? No! My heart is burning loving you!

14. You look like my boyfriend

15. Why haven’t I ordered anything yet? Our future

16. You know What's the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart

17. The most dyed hair and the deepest scars are left just to find the one I love most

18. If I push you I can't find you when I go to the garden. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower

19. No matter how loud the firecrackers are in the evening of the thirties, I still miss you.

20. I'm sure of everything I do. One less kiss from you.

21. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage.

22. I am very carefree, and I love every second of you.

23. My dog ??likes you very much. Just follow me.

24. I think you are a little weird today. Why are you so weird? You are so cute.

25. I have tolerated you for a long time! So what do you want? I still want to tolerate you forever.

26. What kind of noodles do I want to eat in your heart?

27. I miss you so much that I want to be as loud as a plane taking off

28. I want to go pick up some things, please wait and I will marry you

29. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings

30. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? I will buy you wholeheartedly

31. I will never like people like you. ? I will only love you.

32. I am a little afraid of you, because I am afraid of my wife

33. I have loneliness and strong alcohol, are you willing to follow me?

34. I have recently I'm all fat, and it's all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.

35. Do you know why I have become a vegetarian recently? Why is it because you are my food?

36. Pork, beef, mutton, do you know what kind of meat I like? I don’t know that I like you. This piece of my heart

Very rustic love words

1. Null+U=FULL

2. Sorry, what’s the use of hugging me

6. If you arrive at a place where there are no doors or windows, don’t worry, you are in my heart.

7. Those who are close to the red are red, and those who are close to you are sweet

8. To toast the past with a glass of wine, I will accompany you on the road ahead

9. Remember Coke Add ice, love me and remember to be careful

10. Can you shut up, I didn’t speak, then why is your voice filling my head

11. You are the wind I am sand, you are Hami, and I am melon

12. You are the forest, you are the sea, I love you like a bird to the forest, like a whale to the sea

13. You are No matter what, you belong to me

14. You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of me

15. You are so cute that the strong wind blew you into my arms I will not return it

16. You only belong to me and let me belong to you

17. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart

18. You will be the Jiangdong that I cannot let go of, and I will be your unparalleled hero

19. Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time

20. If you are willing, I will like you. If you are not willing, I will have unrequited love. Are you willing?

21. The fortune teller said that I am a prosperous husband, do you want to verify it?

22. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eating candy and cakes, and missing you 98 times! !

23. I will overcome all kinds of thorns, just wait for me.

24. I am sure of everything I do. One less kiss from you.

25. My eyes are small and I can only see you.

26. I still like you, just like when I was a child, I loved eating spicy strips and never looked at the date.

27. I am very carefree, and I like every second of you.

28. I am afraid that if I do not do well, I will make you feel that love is nothing more than this

29. I have tolerated you for a long time! So what do you want? I still want to tolerate you forever.

30. I fell in love with this world because of you.

31. I think you must be very busy recently, so just read the first three words.

32. I never have you in my eyes, because you are always in my heart

33. I have my king, and I am his loyal minister. I am willing to cheer for him, and I am also willing to die on the battlefield for him.

34. I like you, I like you, I admire you

35. What makes crayfish delicious? You feed me

36. If you don’t understand anything, just kiss me

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