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Ye Chao talks about Daquan.
3, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.
If you are young and don't work hard, you can only drive to Li Xia when you go home.
When you hug each other, you are watching the fun.
6, ask what the sky is clear, ask people to add a pair of cotton trousers.
7. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon.
8. I look good when I am fat, but I have it when I am thin.
9. He Miao does not recognize her father and mother, and cultivates more food when she comes home.
10, once you are away from the mountains, there are no birds, and thousands of people are destroyed.
1 1, Mochow has no confidant in the future, and that is Li Moumou.
12, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.
13, you should do morning exercises and evening exercises. Why don't we have sex now?
14, don't say you are from the city, now the earth is called a village.
15, more people came into contact and began to like animals.
16, what are you dragging? Don't let us invite parents if you have the skill!
17, money binds people but not the heart, and charm can't hook people.
18, dogs are so powerful now that even people can pretend to be them, right?
19, there are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.
20. Lost and found. It's always used.
2 1, a novice, kind in nature, the teacher is a big idiot.
22. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.
23. People who think of themselves as onions are especially good at pretending to be garlic.
24. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?
25, chic life is chic, not awkward.
26. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.
27. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss.
28. Others laugh at me for being ugly, and I laugh at others for not being as ugly as me.
30, two pounds of white wine, spit it out is youth.
3 1, if you see me, prove that you have seen a ghost.
32. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but the East is in the eye of the enemy.
33. After all, it is not surprising that dogs see many things.
Don't waste your tears on what a pack of cigarettes can solve.
35. Last night, I dreamed that he and Feng were traveling in Sichuan.
36. I was young and frivolous yesterday, and I also had a one-time injury.
37. Xiao He only shows sharp corners and will grow into a big steamed bun in the future!
38. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. It is a hero not to do homework.
39. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.
40. Violence cannot solve the problem, but it can.
4 1, crying uncertainty is weakness, which may be too long.
42. Starting school is a new beginning, and I don't want to disappoint anyone.
43. I almost fell in love with you, but fortunately I didn't.
44. If you want to have a sweet dream, you must turn off your cell phone at night.
You may be great, but I may not respect you.
46. Love your family, your country, your sisters, and beware of thieves, thieves and brothers.
47. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.
48. What is mathematics? You won't. It's called math.
49. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old. If people are affectionate, they will die long ago!
50, mushrooms are cool, think of others, but live for yourself.
5 1, people will disperse, leaves will not fall, and time will turn with the passage of time.
52, friends, you and I are destined to do this, there is no need to contact again!
53. Monkeys change into people for thousands of years, and people change into monkeys with a bottle of wine.
54. Who didn't meet two scum when he was young?
55. Teacher, how many points would you give me? I wish you a long life.
56. What is the daughter-in-law used for, for boredom and recreation?
57. There are 3,000 broilers in the harem, which is beautiful.
58. There is only one turn back, but you fell into the ditch.
59. I let those who help me never fall.
60, the belt is getting wider and wider, I don't regret it. Wear long pants in the middle.
6 1, killing people is a bad habit, but I can't seem to quit.
62. What is love in the world? Buddha said: Waste.
63. If the sky is sentimental, you will be old and your daughter will die early.
64. During the Qingming Festival, there are many rains, and couples are on the road.
65. It takes only two new lovers and time to forget someone.
66. Money is less annoying when used, but it will be difficult if you choose it for a long time.
67. Men are handsome only when they are rich, and women are rich only when they are beautiful.
68. It's not necessarily a beautiful woman with white legs, but a pig with white legs.
69. Think of Jin Ge's iron horse in those days, and look at today's stalking.
70, long hair, you can have long hair if you are in a bad mood.
7 1, others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it.
72. What about loneliness? At least one person won't get hurt.
73. If you can't beat and scold, this is fucking love.
74. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.
75. asking what money is in the world only makes people commit themselves to life and death.
76. It is my consistent style not to relive old dreams.
77. If the relationship is long-term, when will you remain unmarried?
78. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence.
79, thick thighs, black stockings, this summer is terrible.
80. Boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.
8 1, sometimes you take the initiative for a long time and get bored slowly.
82. The dragon shakes its head and the phoenix wags its tail. Labor and capital have no regrets in doing things.
You should live the life you want at the best age.
84. I hope you can accompany me to the next road.
85. Life is a play, and after the play, you have to die.
86. How far is forever? Get out, boy.
87. An adopted daughter asks for a hundred things, but a horse can't worry about a hundred things.
88. Men may not be handsome, but they must be like men.
89. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
90. Don't blame your brother for not being human, just blame your sister-in-law for being so attractive.
9 1. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
92. I just fell in love with you. What can you do to me?
93. The missing person is bold and cautious.
94. Does your child eat human milk or your milk now?
95, underwear is sexy again, and feelings are bullshit again.
96. Watch other people's stories grow and don't hurt yourself.
97. Women are afraid of perverts. Actually, the pervert is afraid of me.
98. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!
99. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it is difficult to get together and to separate.
100, quick action, handsome posture and hidden fame.
Women are trouble, and men like to ask for trouble.
102, life is an excuse for the weak, and luck is the modesty of the strong.
103, I am good to you, and the second person will not feel it.
104, the right way on earth is Cang Sang, don't be too arrogant.
105, development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.
106, please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
107, I'll kill you with one shot. I wish you an early immortality.
108, what the poor lack most is the ambition to become a master.
109, one day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs that failed me.
1 10, holding a small pot and asking when the sky will become immortal.
1 1 1, I can be so strong that God has pity on me.
1 12, my life is decided by myself, not by God, but by God to destroy me.
1 13, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?
1 14, the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the exam is over.
1 15. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?
1 16, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
1 17, the world laughs at my mental illness and I laugh at the poor.
1 18, thinking of thousands of roads at night, getting up in the morning and taking the original road.
1 19, who has not died since ancient times, shit without paper!
120, I liked many people, but I only loved you.
12 1, I'm afraid my opponent is tough, but I'm afraid I'll always tremble.
122, you are still together, and I am still here alone.
123, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.
124, tell me, do you want to die or not?
125, I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.
Talk about the super drag of Daquan
1, the luxury of love is not worthy of my sister's dull mood.
2, learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, how to live proudly!
3, beautiful as a gem, better without modification.
When you are brilliant, who will care about your bleak past?
5. Are you my fucking brother? If brothers are in the same boat, I am blessed.
6. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.
7. People who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't deserve my explanation.
8. I let those who help me never fall.
9. You said you loved me, and you said you missed me. Why do you say that?
10, woman, live more freely and let others look up to it.
1 1. You can't kill my work style, but I can kill your jealous hearts.
12, people can't lift themselves higher, who will see it cheaper?
13, men are just a lonely pastime for me.
14, I not only have a car, but also work by myself.
15, I don't feel pain, because I never care.
16, I will never let anyone take what belongs to me by any means.
17, if you make me disheartened, I will treat you as a joke no matter how many sweet words you say from now on.
18, throw away what you can't keep.
19, I despise arguing with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again.
20. A timid man cannot give a woman a happy future.
2 1, all excuses are nonsense, and they are used to cover up the unwillingness to sacrifice.
22. Play with your brother, and I will make you cry rhythmically.
23. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. I can also glow.
Please leave my love and get out of my world.
25. Either insist on loving me or leave early.
26. False friends and sisters are never enough to feed dogs.
27. Without you, my world will go on.
28. I am not great enough to wait for you to get lost.
29, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl I am domineering, I am strong, I have this style that you don't have.
30. People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most.
3 1, sooner or later, men who treat women as clothes will run naked.
32, girlfriends, as long as your mother is happy, it doesn't hurt to ask my mother to sell iron.
33. Why don't you try my brother no matter how earth-shattering you are?
As long as my parents are alive, my brother will not leave, and neither will my lover. Everything else can be fucked.
35. I am not good-looking, have a bad figure, have a bad temper and swear. I'm sorry for my disappointment.
36. You are not qualified to play with my love. If you dare to play, I will kill you!
Even if you freeze to death in the street, you won't shake your head like a dog.
38. Investing in yourself is king.
39. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.
Actually, you don't have to be so cold. I never thought about it.
Talk about Daquan's domineering character.
1. You should take care of yourself, so what's the harm if you suffer!
No one can choose her. She can be my most trusted sister, you know,
Girl, you should know that your parents don't want you to support them in the future, but to support yourself!
Nowadays, boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.
Mulan, I declare to you, let's be together. Do you know that I am a woman? Huh? Are you a woman?
6. I don't need to lie. I have no reason not to be excellent.
7. A girl can't treat herself badly at any time.
8. Xueba Sun Achievement Goddess Sun Self-timer Local tyrant Sun Fumo Sun Body My Sun.
9. She is still important enough to affect our relationship.
10. Marry a man like Hui Jing!
1 1. I've always been depressed about one thing: who's boss Li in the bear haunt? Is he on the same side as Blackie?
12. Tell me whether love is hard or gold is hard.
13. I am not a born king, but I have blood in my bones that won't let me give up.
14. Sometimes I feel ugly and take out my ID card before I find myself worrying too much.
15. Let youth start to rebel, and it will end with a smile!
16. I wish those women who can't pretend, are careless and uncompromising all their lives happiness.
17. Although I have a fever for three minutes, what I believe will not change.
18. If you talk about me behind my back, it only shows that my life is obviously much more exciting than yours.
19. Don't say you like me without my insistence.
20. The toilet is very safe, because when boys chased you in primary school, you always ran into the toilet at the first time.
1. People who watch the fun are never too big.
He doesn't like you, even if you do more, you can only be denied by these five words.
From now on, I allow you to smoke a pack of cigarettes every day, and the girls around you are fresh every day.
I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I want to know if I am important or not.
Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and successes will disappear;
6. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, the love of a villain, and the love of a bitch lover.
7. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke.
8. Always overestimate your position in others' hearts and then smile at yourself.
9. Who can have such strong feelings for me as RMB?
10. Unless something bad happens, you will never see the people around you clearly.
1 1. I always believe in one sentence: Only when you are strong, you will not be trampled by others.
12. Dye the white wedding dress red and remember to use your blood. You owe me this.
13. I'd rather show my disdain with vitriol than flatter without principle.
14. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!
15. I also called myself naive.
16. You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.
17. Don't be together. I can love you or forget you.
18. Tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after a broken heart.
19. The result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the end of narcissism is bring disgrace to oneself.
20. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.
2 1. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.
22. Poisonous weeds have beautiful flowers, and those who harm you speak well.
23. Actually, I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.
24. It's too emotional, but I like the charge.
25. I won't be sad It's not that profound Not the same job.
26. First break your injured body into pieces, and then apply some useless drugs.
Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
28. I give you my heart, you give it to him and pee on me.
29. Pervert only thinks about children in the city. What should rural children do when they go home?
30. Sometimes invisibility is to see who cares about themselves, and sometimes it is to escape.
3 1. As long as I want to win, you are scum.
32. Sorry, salute, fart. It stinks.
33. What's the use of long hair and waist? Yes, bangs and waist.
34. There is no one who can't learn, only those who are too lazy to learn.
35. Eating too much sugar will lead to diabetes, and liking it too much will make you tired.
36. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I bear the joys and sorrows myself. I am my own sun and don't depend on anyone's light.
37. If you shouldn't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
If one day you regret giving up on me, please remember that I once left you like a beggar.
39. Even if I am black and blue in my dream, I will not shrink back.
40. I'd rather be a little fatter and more delicate. Don't be thin and like.
4 1. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.
42. I sold the love letter and only had two dollars. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
43. I will not stay. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave, because he knows that I will be sad.
44. The man dragged, but still dumped, swinging in my blacklist.
45. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays the fool to the end.
Domineering and arrogant talk about daquan
1, the reason to fall in love with yourself again is just because I washed my hair. 2. Smiling at annoying people and things is a disgusting thing that must be learned.
3. If you can't cross loneliness, you can't grow up, and you won't mature without experiencing growth.
Please hug me after school on Thursday. Goodbye is next year.
5. I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with the night; I am afraid of pain, but I am scarred.
6, little me, wearing everything with secular eyes.
7. Seeing that you are getting weaker every day, I immediately understand what is the life of a young lady's body.
8. Doesn't mean someone can step on my shoulder. I can give you enough face or slap you.
9. Love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.
10, the cup of love, anyone who drinks it will get drunk.
1 1. If you love her, be nice to her, or get out!
12, dysmenorrhea is so charming, you bend over with pain!
13, for money, I will talk to you about a love that will not break up.
14, loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.
15, who? You're not Guo Jing. Why should I love you like Huang Rong?
16, when I have long hair to my waist and I am covered in fat, I will be cold and arrogant even when I am squatting.
17, hello, who? You're next. You can only choose to agree.
18, people who hate me quickly delete me, lest I take up your grouping, waste your traffic and assume the role of bitch.
19, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.
20. What can depth represent? Just forget it early and forget it late.
2 1, the most ridiculous reason for breaking up is that we are not suitable. Can you find the most suitable one except me?
22. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.
23. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.
24. A senior picked up a junior in public and kissed her face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shameless! Senior stare blankly for a moment, decisive kiss.
This is a conversation between him and her, but he is very sad.
26. Q: What level do I need to have my own office with windows? A: The doorman.
27.-put away your insincerity and roll all the way to the sun.
28. She shook the ash and watched it drift away in the light intently. She almost forgot the first love in her memory.
29. What underworld are you pretending to be? Oh, oh, so you are a neighborhood committee for African black refugees.
30. You are mine. You have no choice. You can only belong to me in this life.
3 1, hehe, you took me for Wang Baochuan, but I let you down. I didn't. I can't wait for you You think too much.
I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.
33. I hugged him tightly and wept bitterly to pay tribute to my fallen heart.
34. I wish those women who can't pretend and are careless and uncompromising a lifetime of happiness.
35, news broadcast is awesome, even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a complete news.
36. I can't let it go. It's just bullshit.
37. I would rather bring ten sets myself than let a woman take medicine. This is called a man.
38. If you don't contact me, I won't contact you. We are so weak.
39, China women's volleyball team lost to Thailand, who can guarantee that all players in Thailand are women?
40. You are used to the dog I trained myself.
4 1, forgive me for coming all the way to buy spicy strips.
42, I am such a good girl, but you disdain, young man, do you like men?
I don't expect you to love Russia, but I will never allow you to betray me.
44. People who have never failed will probably never succeed.
45. If anyone says there is only one me in QQ, I promise myself every minute.
46. If I act like a spoiled brat, can I throw away your pleading as garbage?
47. Be violent and willful, so that the world will be moved by your occasional gentleness and loyalty.
48. People pretend so well that they don't even know themselves.
49. Life is like Super Mary, and a little turtle can kill you!
50. One day you will emerge from the cocoon and grow more beautiful than people expected.
5 1, don't be with people you don't like, even if it is perfunctory.
Don't complain and show off in front of me. A truckload of potatoes is not worth a night pearl.
You are the money in my hand, and you will never escape from my palm.
54. Only when you are strong will you not be trampled by others.
55. God is fair. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful, haha!
If you don't like me, please tell me to my face.
57. I am a hypocritical person. Because I am afraid of getting hurt, I always like to put myself in a virtual world.
58. The whole psychological process is. Lying in the trough is stupid. Lying in the trough is more stupid.
59. Play with your mobile phone with one hand and do your homework with the other. There should be few people who study hard like me!
60. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.
6 1. As long as you dare not be cowardly, why should we miss it?
62. I don't care whether I scold you or not. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.
63. Don't take off her clothes if you can't let her wear a wedding dress.
64. You are not very beautiful, but you will never catch up.
65. Nowadays, the purpose of telling dirty jokes for girls and boys is to make you bow your head shyly, not to tell him a more yellow one.
66. Some promises are not out of reach, but I need time to prove them.
67. Escape can only escape from time, but never from reality.
68. Don't be complacent, mistress. He's just a toy I'm tired of playing with.
69. The best revenge for a person is to treat him as a passer-by.
70. I have plenty of capital, but I'm afraid you don't have that talent.
7 1, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
72. What I fear most is nothing more than a three-year life.
73. I can send out my thoughts quickly, but I can't attach them to the tears that fall on the keyboard.
I will do whatever it takes if you want.
Remember that I am a cold person, don't be confused by my usual madness.
76. There is no unforgettable old love, only inappropriate new love.
77. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.
78. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird may arrive first.
79. It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do when you come into my life.
80. I am better than you in everything. It is normal to look down on you.
8 1, although cats are afraid of water, they like to eat fish, just like I often dislike you, but I still want to be separated from you forever.
82. You should learn to comfort yourself when you are sad.
83. I am not a fragile girl. If the sky falls, I can carry it myself.
84. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, nor the parting of life and death, but that I am in my motherland, but I don't know what happened inside.
85. Although I am not a diamond, I have brilliance that you can't afford.
86. Don't get tired of being nice to you and don't get used to it.
87. Why should I promiscuous with you? Why do you want to make me innocent and sad?
88. You have your brotherhood and I have my sisterhood.
89. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.
90.i have a little donkey. I ride a date, and someone else drives a Ferrari. I am never surprised.
9 1, if there were no exams in the world, I think I would love learning.
92. When the goods have a shelf life and people are tired of watching them, you are in my heart. How long can you be awesome?
93. What's the big deal about being in love? You can get married!
94. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.
95. I have always been a deep person with dark circles and heavy bags under my eyes.
96. The teacher knows that we are puppy love. Well, I should dress up and meet my parents-in-law.
97. Don't live better than Laozi, as long as you die better than Laozi.
98. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't catch them, keep chasing them. If you can't catch them, break their legs.
99. I choose to forget, remember the present and look forward to the future.
100, some things are innate and indelible.
10 1. The city is so empty, the memories are so intense, the brows are so heavy, and the thoughts are so strong.
102, my smile will be the last weapon to kill you.
103, I will definitely go in the future.
104, please don't communicate with me if you don't know me!
105, I don't believe in fate. I believe that love is destined to be sad and happy for no reason.
106, the unhappy days are over, and no one can live without anyone.
107, you may be great, but I may not respect you.
108, I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.
109, the so-called love at first sight, but it is just a matter of seeing the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons.
1 10, you either have late puberty or early menopause.
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