How can a man respond humorously when he says he loves you?

The man said that he likes you, and the humorous answer sentence is as follows:

1, I'll change what you like about me.

What a coincidence, I like myself, too.

I like girls, thank you.

I see, go back and wait for the news.

I am not RMB, so I have nothing to like.

It happens that I like you, too.

Humorous confession sentence

1, singing a sad song and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you and songs are sung for you. I just want to make you happy. Sorry, I like you.

I think I have had a crush on you for a long time.

3. When you are in front of you, you are the world; when you are not in front of you, the world is you.

I am sure that from now on, in the future, you are my only love, and I also know that in this changeable world, you will be the constant love.

5, your arrival, murdered my reason; Your leaving hurt my feelings.