Humorous sentences about looking at money

Being rich is an unexpected happiness. Let's watch your humorous sentences about money.

1. I blame God for not letting me win the first prize; God blames me for not buying lottery tickets.

2. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel …

When I have money, I will build two private villas, one for people and the other for pigs.

Don't take money too seriously, in fact, a card is enough.

My most precious property before marriage is freedom.

6. The only time I laundered money was in the washing machine.

7. Life has to go through a lot of baptism, and once you get married, it is difficult to get all the gifts back.

8. What is a mortgage loan? Is to hold you there so that you can't open the pot.

9. Money is not everything, it is only one billion dollars.

10. When I have money, I will buy all brand-name cosmetics without waiting for the shelf life. I will still use Dabao.

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

12. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.