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Everyone has an unforgettable childhood, and those interesting past events are as dazzling as the stars in the sky, often emitting charming brilliance. These interesting memories often come to my mind and make me unforgettable.

Childhood is childish and ridiculous. I remember that time, my mother was not at home because of something, and it was almost time for dinner, but I couldn't cook. I thought: if I finish washing the dishes, won't my mother cook faster? So I had a brainwave and came up with a clever plan: doesn't mom usually wash clothes with a washing machine? Why can't I wash vegetables with a washing machine? It must be fast and labor-saving. So I poured a pot of dishes that my mother was going to cook into the washing machine. However, I still don't know how to use it, but I still understand the scale. I just turned all the buttons on the washing machine to the maximum and the washing machine started. I was ecstatic: "It's a piece of cake to start so easily!" Then I laughed again. After a while, the washing machine stopped. "Hey, what's the matter? Why are all the plates broken? " I was a little anxious and immediately called my mother: "Mom, I washed vegetables with the washing machine. Why are all the vegetables broken? " "ouch! My baby, the washing machine can only wash clothes, of course, washing vegetables will be bad. " My mother told me earnestly.

Childhood is naive and selfish. I remember one day, a guest came to my house, and my mother cut watermelons to receive the guests. I went to the kitchen and looked, "Wow, so many watermelons!" "My saliva can't help but flow out slowly. It's really "suspecting that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days". I secretly bit the watermelon tip into a crescent shape and thought to myself, "Who will eat it now?" "My mother went to the kitchen and told me with a smile that eating watermelon tips would kill people. "I was shocked and quickly said to my mother," No, will I die if I eat watermelon tips? " Mom hugged me: "You are all greedy!" I smiled strangely.

Ah, unforgettable childhood, happy childhood ... Everything in childhood is deeply engraved in my mind, flying with my childlike innocence and growing with me.