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My sister looked down on me and was strongly countered by me. Why are you wrong when people say I'm not serious and others attack you?

I think everyone has a certain understanding. Someone asked how to use language to counter people who ridicule, ridicule and make things difficult. What to say to him …, someone else wants to ask how to fight back at those who don't respect you? What the hell is going on here? In fact, when a person does not respect you, how do you fight back? Let's learn how to fight back when others don't respect you. I hope I can help you.

1. No matter what the other person says, you always answer: you have vegetables between your teeth! If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat food today! You said in surprise: that was yesterday! And so on. . . .

2. Just the same topic. If someone says that about you, you can say: Do you want to eat? I can help you dig! (It's just a little disgusting! )

3. The other party scolds you: (all kinds of dirty words)! You have to answer: Are you introducing yourself?

The other party said: Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers. Go! Answer: Why, did you quit there? (literate)

I once saw two people quarreling. A is shorter than B, but B is fatter than A. A scolds: You fat bastard! B calmly said: being fat is a temporary thing, being short is a lifelong thing! A realistic and heartfelt sentence.

6. Once a student in the class made trouble. Teacher: I've never seen a student like you! Student: I have met many teachers like you! I'm glad you know. Don't really tell your teacher. . . . )

7. You think I'm an idiot! B: Huh? ~ So you're not! How to kill others in one sentence?

8. What's the use of being handsome? Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank? Feel depressed, talk about seeing friends off.

9. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

10. I haven't heard anyone brag about being so fresh and refined for a long time!

1 1. I'm relieved to know that you are having a hard time!

12. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

13. Even a lump of X will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today. How to counter others' verbal satire?

14. I'm sorry to make you laugh. Write a paragraph for your domineering.

15. Your Excellency looks really inspirational!

16. You said you were dressed cool, and you looked terrible!

17. Don't cry at my grave, it has stained my path of reincarnation!

18. Face down first, there is nothing you can do.

Respond to words that others don't respect you: how to respond to those who ridicule, ridicule and make things difficult with words? Say something to him. ...

19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will: I struggled all night, and your face made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself! Positive energy sentences, classic sentences.

20. I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve!

2 1. Get out of here and keep getting out of here. . . . . . . .

22. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

23. You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing!

24. You are not smart, you are just like others.