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Routine women's rustic love words
Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
3. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"
4. "Every pen of mine is cute", huh? "Because every pen knows your name"
5. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.
6. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."
7. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."
8. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
9. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find the person you love the most.
10. This is the back of the hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.
1 1. Do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
12. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!
13. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
14. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.
15. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"
16. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."
17. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.
18. Your circle of friends is called donuts.
19. Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.
20. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
2 1. You look like a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.
22. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever
23. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."
24. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.
25. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't want to." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."
26. To put it bluntly, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.
27. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
29. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.
30. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.
3 1. Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
32. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"
33. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
34. I want to arrest you for intentional homicide.
35. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
37. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."
38. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"
39. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
40. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."
Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
42. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
43. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."
44. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"
Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.
46. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
47. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"
48. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
49. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.
I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.
5 1. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."
52. "If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "
53. I like Illicio Lez so much just because I like you, which doesn't make any sense.
54. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running, more suitable for kissing and hugging."
55. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
56. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
58. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
59. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."
60. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."
Tuwei love story routine daquan
1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
2. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.
3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.
If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.
7. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.
8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
10. You are a cute boy, and I am cute, too.
1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?
12. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.
13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.
14. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
15. My love for you is like a tractor.
16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.
17. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.
18. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.
20. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
2 1. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.
22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.
I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?
24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.
25. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?
Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?
The unconventional of secular love stories
1. Are you tired? You've been running around in my head all day. Counterroutine: Well, I've been looking for an exit all day.
2. I want to ask a way to your heart: Bagya Road?
A cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie, and a sunny day in Jay Chou are all better than chatting with me: Please give me a quiet summer.
The firecrackers sounded again on New Year's Eve, not as contrary as I thought: I'll show you my face twice to see if it rings.
Can you play the guitar? Otherwise, how can you pluck my heartstrings? No, but I can play cotton.
6. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. Anti-routine: I'm a little embarrassed to know you
7. I have super powers. Guess what the counter routine is: super eating.
8. Do you smell anything? Counter-routine: Did you fart?
9. What do you drink in winter? I don't know how to protect you: hehe.
10. This is Mercury. This is Mars. You are my sweetheart. Anti-routine: Beat your star.
1 1. You have superpowers and I have superpowers. I hate you very much.
12. I'm a little afraid of you because I'm afraid of my wife's anti-routine: who are you afraid of?
13. Don't you feel tired? You've been running in my world all day.
14. Dongfeng night thousand trees. I want to go to your house to live in the opposite way: Qianshan has been in love, and my family doesn't want to give it to you.
15. You are both weird and cute today: you are also weird and ugly.
16. Fallen leaves come back to you. You go to the west.
17. I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are a couple. I'm afraid my blood will dissolve together. I'm your father.
18. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you. Anti-routine: Do you know the difference between drinking pig eight quit? I just didn't.
19. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. My smile is really like a dog without wine.
A very ordinary love story
1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?
Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.
I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
5. Give you life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.
There is nothing to talk about with people like you except falling in love.
7. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.
8. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.
9. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me.
10. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?
1 1. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.
12. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
13. You don't cherish me now. I tell you, I'll wait for you in the next village after this village.
14. What can't you do? I won't leave you.
15. Why are you so short? Because I have always been a mini!
16. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.
17. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
18. If I meet you crazily, I am willing to be a mental derangement for life.
19. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.
20. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
2 1. I will try my best to match you and catch up with you. If you don't agree, I will pester you to death until you agree.
22. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
When I met you, God only said four words in my ear.
24. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
25. This is the palm of your hand, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.
26. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.
27. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.
28. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.
29. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.
30. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.
3 1. You look like one of my relatives in particular. Who do you look like? My mother's son-in-law
32. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.
33. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.
I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.
35. I think I am selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!
37. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.
38. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.
Shall we learn to swim together so that we can fall in love?
40. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.
4 1. I have a lifelong life advice! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.
42. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.
Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.
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