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A beautiful poem about chemistry
1, chemistry is ever-changing, and experiments have rules to follow;
2. Correct operation and careful observation;
3. Use your hands and brain to explore the law;
4. Cultivate scientific attitude and improve scientific quality;
5. Use your hands and brains, be thirsty for knowledge and be good at thinking;
6. Learn scientific knowledge and climb the peak of science and technology;
7, bold reform, realistic and innovative;
8. Explore the mysteries of life and improve the quality of life;
9, independent thinking, unity and cooperation;
10, chemistry improves the living environment, and * * * enjoys the green world; Science and technology create a better life and build a harmonious home.
2. The sentence about chemistry _ _ _ _ _
I met a fellow countryman at the airport one day. He asked me what I was studying abroad. I said:
"Solution chemistry." He said, "You're welcome, man. There is no simple chemical reaction. "
________
A young man and a young woman fell in love. This man is studying chemistry at the moment.
Study hard. In the park, other lovers are talking about love, but he is there.
Write a chemical formula for your girlfriend on the grass. Girlfriend in order to get his attention
Italy, one day deliberately wore a bright flower skirt. As soon as they meet, he will definitely
He looked enviously at his girlfriend's dress and shouted, "This dress is really beautiful."
Beauty. "
The girlfriend thought, "I finally got him tempted." However, I didn't expect
Then he said, "The pictures above are all desirable benzene rings."
A chemistry teacher pursued a woman and said: You are H, I am O, and together we are H2O, which is the most stable combination. W: Where is the other H?
The true voice of female students in chemistry department
( 1)
Don't think I will be moved by the platinum ring, there are many platinum electrodes in the laboratory;
Don't think that just because I have a diamond ring, I will definitely agree to your proposal. In the eyes of chemistry girls, diamonds and graphite are both made of carbon and are allotropes, but their structures are different.
Don't confuse me with gorgeous colors. In the eyes of chemistry girls, it is only the electronic transition that absorbs waves of different wavelengths, which leads to their complementary colors.
Don't think that people are high and low, in fact, everyone's chemical composition is similar;
Don't tell chemistry girls about dirty pollutants. In fact, you just put useful things in inappropriate places.
Girls in the chemistry department will put their children in a constant temperature bath to prevent them from being hot and cold and to prevent them from catching a cold;
Lesbians in chemistry department learn to remove soy sauce and vinegar with a pipette to ensure its accuracy;
Chemistry department girls will use electronic scales to measure NaCl, accurate to four decimal places;
Girls in chemistry department will use Beckman temperature to measure the temperature, because it is estimated that they can read two thousandths of a degree;
(2)
Drink water with a beaker, because there are scales on the beaker, which is convenient to master the water quantity;
/kloc-water bath heating below 0/00℃ (1atm) and oil bath heating above 0/00℃;
(3)
If you are too lively, girls in chemistry department will think that your entropy changes too much;
If you are in love, chemistry girls will think that phenylalanine is at work;
If you want to replenish blood, the chemistry girl will persuade you to swallow a small piece (4)
Female students in chemistry department have strong hands-on ability, because they often build various experimental devices in the laboratory;
Female students in chemistry department are very courageous because they often deal with toxic and harmful drugs in the laboratory;
Female students in chemistry department are very sensitive because they must pay attention to the progress of various chemical reactions;
The female students in chemistry department are very observant, because the observation of experimental phenomena exercises their eyes;
Iron, because iron and Hcl interact in the stomach to generate divalent iron ions, which can replenish blood;
The girls in the chemistry department are very cute because they are looking for constant promises in the laboratory.
Chemistry department girls are persistent because they believe in constant commitment;
Don't believe me, then the boy across the street looks over!
3. Poetry praises Chemistry Zhou Qifeng's Divine Comedy "Chemistry is you, chemistry is me"
What is chemistry? What is chemistry? What is chemistry? Why is chemistry suitable for you? Why is chemistry mine? Why is chemistry suitable for you? Why is chemistry mine? (Jumping briskly) 1) Your parents gave birth to you and I Lalala, which is the result of a chemical process. Your digestive system is chemistry. The location, memory and thinking activities of the process are all described by chemical processes, and your emotions and sorrows are all described by chemical processes. Even chemicals are elusive (chorus wide). Chemistry, you used to be so amazing. No wonder you can't help being angry. Brothers in the world, we in Qi Xin work together to raise waves for human ships (end: strive to raise waves)
2) You, me, you, I want warm and beautiful lesbian chemistry to provide clothes, elegant clothes. You and I both want to eat and drink well. Lalala chemistry provides a lot of nutrition. You and I both want to fly to the sky and explore the earth. Chemistry provides power. Geometry provides strength. Geometry provides strength. Even if you and I are healthy physically and mentally, chemistry opens the code of life. Chemistry is so amazing. No wonder you can't help it. Brothers in the world, let's make waves for human ships together (end:)
4. Poetry praising chemistry. May everyone be happy without being oxidized and happy without being reduced; Distress can be replaced, depression can be hydrolyzed; Doing things can be neutral and good luck will continue to increase; Having happiness is no longer reversible! ! ! When hydrogen and oxygen shed crystal tears under the attraction of electric spark, when potassium was thrown into the arms of water and turned into wisps of lavender smoke, when hydrogen chloride fell in front of silver nitrate and condensed into silky white precipitated methane, he didn't understand why he chose neon among helium, neon, argon, krypton and xenon, knowing that she was an inert gas, but he still believed that hydrogen and oxygen were so vigorous, and he longed for purine pyrimidine from beginning to end just because she was gentle. Moreover, rare alkanes are the earliest gas on the earth, and neon is the least gas in the world, so alkanes have long known neon, while neon has never known that alkanes are the organic focus and neon is the inorganic optical center. The difference is that the focus can have two optical centers, but there is only one when the sunlight enters the lens in parallel. She chose alkanes only because they are smart and romantic. It's strange why when pure iron and concentrated nitric acid embrace each other enthusiastically, has she ever thought about concentrated nitrogen dioxide? It has become filar silk nitric oxide. When ferrous sulfate is lying quietly in an open bottle, she may never know when her heart will change. Just because he can't resist the temptation of oxygen, Silly Copper thinks that he can be happy with ferrous sulfate, and unfortunately he will always be the nth prisoner of time. Methane doesn't understand why it is as strong as a diamond. When hydrogen chloride meets potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium and aluminum, it puts copper, mercury, silver and platinum behind him. Methane doesn't understand why two straight lines on different planes can't intersect, and even if they do, they can never overlap. Why did the impossible event expected in the past become such a possible event? Maybe it will become an inevitable event in the future. Methane is strange, why those electrons are always entangled in his heart and can't be thrown away. Why is it another feeling when he takes his heart out of the bank hopefully? Why when the world dies? The economy has fully recovered, but there is a rift between the two. Why did bin Laden stop his terrorist attacks, while the terrible third river drilled his fifth industry in the fourth latitude? With his sixth sense, he created the world in seven days, and the eight wonders ascended to the ninth heaven. I don't understand, I really don't understand, why the Amazon rainforest can't nourish the Sahara desert, and why the warm current in the Gulf of Mexico can't warm the cold wind in Siberia. No matter how high Malaya is, it can't meet Marianne's requirements, but butterflies in Sao Paulo can cool methane in Manhattan skyscrapers. It's weird, weird, really weird. Why disguise a layer of indifference and fanaticism on the turbulent waves? Why pretend to be silent before the volcano erupts? When the lonely shooter shot down the mysterious Cancer Scorpio and stabbed Capricorn, all the pain turned into silence, all the silence was swallowed up by the wound, and then a lonely tornado appeared at the South Pole of the mind. Sweeping across the starry sky, silver lightning shattered your dreams, and melancholy clouds invaded your airspace. This is a new battle ... The cruelty of reality buried the long-lost happiness. Methane is surrounded by chlorine. Stimulated by the sunshine, he felt so helpless. In a trance, he heard the call of neon in the distance, and this call turned into a sound alarm. Methane is chaotic. He felt that the hydrogen in his body was replaced by chlorine and methane was lost. Ne told alkane that day that she was going to a place. In the distance, a smile just floated on methane's face, frozen, solidified and faded bitterness and sadness slipped to one end of the scale, and dreams were like balloon alkanes with holes. He was silent. He knows that there is a gold coast, which is more gorgeous than the blue bay in Nice. This is the only place on earth where there is no carbon dioxide. Neon likes freedom. Maybe if she leaves, she will never come back. Alkane is not opposed to one party's independence, but she is more eager for the tacit understanding between the two sides. He felt small. I was so pale and powerless that I didn't cry in the dictionary of methane, but I still couldn't help silently accompanying neon. Wandering, wandering quietly, walking quietly through the planet, melancholy makes him saturated prematurely. This feeling is not the pain of sleepwalkers, but the pain of sober people. On that day, they lost their minds about methane for the first time. They think of forgetting to try to disperse the space and paralyze the nerves of time to dilute that feeling, but it is getting stronger and stronger. He thought, if I forget you, I would like to wither my hands and stop playing the piano. If I forget you, I hope my tongue will be stiff and I will stop singing. He thought of Zeus and Europa. Myth reminds me of Napoleon's fairy tale to Josephine, the legend of Anthony and Cleopatra, David's dream of the fall after Bathsheba, Saint Valentine, Ramses and the Sphinx. He thought of death. He thought that when he died, POSE must be more handsome than God, but neon would be sad, so he didn't want to stand at the golden point of history and reality and stare at the Parthenon in ancient Greece, overlooking the vast Pamirs and watching Wan dance with wolves. In this surreal era, passion and reason are interacting, and the battle between conspiracy and wisdom continues, and one party must surrender. But surrender will never be his third universe. Sirius calls for anger and fear. Methane is not a lofty mountain, but it has massive landslides and tsunamis. Although it is not a vast sea, it has a majestic atmosphere. Although not a prophet, he has the wisdom and determination of Alexander. At the same time, he successfully crossed the line of life and death. It's all for today. When methane passed by Comet Donati, my heart was filled with Dunkirk's confusion. I suddenly realized that it was not just a meteor that was fleeting, so he rode the wings of mercury to find a complementary dream. The stars in the sky are as crowded as the crowd, and the people on the ground are as far away as the stars. The hard search for 1,065 days and 1,001 nights finally brought 40,000 light-years of gentle 5,000 ounces of mobile armor. Alkane cried like the first cry 180,000 years ago, but no matter how bitter he was, he still kept the secrets of the young and the old. After all, bad luck is coming. Methanol blinded his eyes and alcohol anesthetized his nerves. Gamma rays penetrated his heart, and methane took a deep breath of oxygen, as if it was the first time in his life that his soul burned with his body, and the whole world was crying. Methane was tired and fell into neon's arms. Neon soothes his soul and feels the residual temperature.
5. Chemistry-related sentences, chemical love letters
Ah! People in my heart! I miss you all the time, just like you are consuming oxygen all the time.
Ever since I saw you in the chemistry building that day, there have been ripples in my calm heart: the wooden strips with Mars met pure oxygen, and the burning magnesium strips stimulated the mixture of hydrogen and chlorine-just like God let me meet you that day!
I look at you, just like David looked at the newly released potassium, just like Nobel looked at the golden gunpowder, just like Madame Curie looked at the glowing radium, just like Hou looked at the bright soda ash. ...
I look at you, and your smile is as warm as burning, as sweet as fructose and as beautiful as spectrum. ...
Your waist is as soft as a glass tube on an alcohol lamp and as slender as a capillary tube. ...
Your eyes are as pure as distilled water, as hot as magma and as deep as atoms. ...
Ah! I swear by Mendeleev: I swear by Li!
Do you know the half-life of carbon-14? Less than one thousandth of the time I waited for you;
Do you know how corrosive aqua regia is? It will never corrode your position in my heart;
Do you know how hard diamonds are? No matter how hard it is, it can't compare with my determination and patience for you;
Do you know how acidic perchloric acid is? It's better than seeing you with other boys!
Dear, I need you just like breathing needs oxygen; Just like liquefaction requires pressure.
I firmly believe that our love will never be as fickle as Al(OH)3. Chemical love letter
Ah! People in my heart! I miss you all the time, just like you are consuming oxygen all the time.
Ever since I saw you in the chemistry building that day, there have been ripples in my calm heart: the wooden strips with Mars met pure oxygen, and the burning magnesium strips stimulated the mixture of hydrogen and chlorine-just like God let me meet you that day!
I look at you, just like David looked at the newly released potassium, just like Nobel looked at the golden gunpowder, just like Madame Curie looked at the glowing radium, just like Hou looked at the bright soda ash. ...
I look at you, and your smile is as warm as burning, as sweet as fructose and as beautiful as spectrum. ...
Your waist is as soft as a glass tube on an alcohol lamp and as slender as a capillary tube. ...
Your eyes are as pure as distilled water, as hot as magma and as deep as atoms. ...
Ah! I swear by Mendeleev: I swear by Li!
Do you know the half-life of carbon-14? Less than one thousandth of the time I waited for you;
Do you know how corrosive aqua regia is? It will never corrode your position in my heart;
Do you know how hard diamonds are? No matter how bitter I am, I can't compare with my determination and patience for you.
Do you know how acidic perchloric acid is? It's better than seeing you with other boys!
Dear, I need you just like breathing needs oxygen; Just like liquefaction requires pressure.
I firmly believe that our love will never be as fickle as Al(OH)3, and we will abandon alkalinity when we meet NaOH.
I firmly believe that our love will be as strong as the triple bond of nitrogen and nitrogen, as long as protons and as long as greenhouse gases. Ah! Dear, without you, my hemoglobin will not carry oxygen;
Unless there is liquid water at 375℃;
Unless, 100℃ pure water does not boil at 102Kpa;
Unless, of course, barium ions and sulfate radicals can be stored in large quantities.
6. What are the beautiful sentences in the chemistry lab (1) The earth is the cradle of human beings, but people can't live in the cradle forever. They constantly strive for the world and space for survival. At first, they crossed the atmosphere carefully, and then they conquered the whole solar system.
(2) Because truth is brilliant, as long as there is a crack, it can illuminate the whole field.
(3) explore the law with hands and brains.
(4) Cultivate scientific attitude and improve scientific quality.
(5) Learn and think with hands and brains.
(6) Learn scientific knowledge and climb the peak of science and technology.
(7) Bold reform, seeking truth from facts and being brave in innovation.
(8) Explore the mysteries of life and improve the quality of life.
(9) Independent thinking, unity and cooperation.
(10) Except for knowledge and learning, no other power in the world can establish rule and authority in people's spirit and mind, in people's thoughts, imagination, opinions and beliefs.
(1 1) The main obstacle to understanding truth is not fallacy, but specious truth.
(12) Anyone who is careless in small matters is also untrustworthy in big matters.
The first and last thing a genius needs is the love of truth.
(14) People who have not been tortured by the unknown don't know what the happiness of discovery is.
(15) What is the greatest gift of science to mankind? Is the power to convince mankind of the truth.
7. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the east wind is coming, and the pace of spring is approaching.
Everything looked like I had just woken up, and I opened my eyes with joy. The mountains are moist, the water is long, and the sun is blushing.
The grass crawled out of the soil, tender and green. In the garden and in the field, look, there are many such trees.
Sit, lie down, roll twice, kick a few balls, run a few laps, grab a few laps. The wind is quiet and the grass is soft.
Peach trees, apricot trees and pear trees are all in full bloom, and you won't let me or I won't let you. Red is like fire, pink is like chardonnay and white is like snow.
With the fragrance of flowers, when I close my eyes, the trees seem to be full of peaches, Xinger and pears. Hundreds of bees are buzzing under the flowers, and butterflies of different sizes are flying around. Wildflowers are everywhere: miscellaneous, named and unnamed, scattered in the grass, like eyes, like stars, still flashing.
"Blowing your face doesn't make you cold", yes, like a mother's hand touching you. The wind brought the smell of new ploughing, mixed with the smell of grass, and the fragrance of various flowers, all brewing in the slightly humid air.
Birds nest in flowers and leaves. They are very happy. Calling friends proudly showed off his crisp voice and sang melodious songs, which set each other off in harmony with the light wind and flowing water. The piccolo of the shepherd boy on the cow's back rang all day at this time.
Rain is the most common and lasts for three or two days. Don't be annoyed, you see, it is like cow hair, like a needle, like a filament, densely woven into a diagonal, and there is a thin layer of smoke on the roof.
The leaves are bright green, and the grass is green enough to stare at your eyes. At night, the lights turned on, and a little dim light set off a quiet and peaceful night.
Going to the countryside, on the path, by the stone bridge, people are walking slowly with umbrellas; There are also farmers working in the fields, wearing hemp fiber and hats. Their thatched cottage is sparse and silent in the rain.
There are more kites in the sky and more children on the ground. In urban and rural areas, every household, old and young, came out one by one, as if in a hurry.
Relax, be full of energy and do your own thing. "A year's plan lies in spring"; At the beginning, there is plenty of time and hope.
Spring is like a newborn doll. It's new from head to toe and still growing. Spring is like a little girl, dressed up and walking with a smile.
Spring is like a strong young man with iron arms, waist and feet. He led us forward.
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