Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - QQ told me that it is always faster to unload your mood than to pretend, and it is always faster to lose it than to get it.

QQ told me that it is always faster to unload your mood than to pretend, and it is always faster to lose it than to get it.

One or three years of pain, seven years of itching.

Second, how realistic society is and how insidious people are. You can never be thorough.

Third, don't want to be the first one you love, just want to be the last one you love.

I am a passer-by, just passing by you.

The beauty of the future depends on whether you fight now.

The intransitive verb Waldfield-tamas wells

Seven, unloading is always faster than installation, and losing is always faster than getting.

Eight, maybe he likes winning. My name is Sue.

Nine, don't think that people who can't let you go can't let you go.

Tenth, Cheng Nuo always has a rebellious mouth.

Xi. [I am not afraid of illness and death, I am not afraid of speculation, I am afraid that you have held my hand and loved my heart, and have already delivered it to others]

Do you know who I have always liked? You must know that I answered you.

Thirteen, in the classic legend, I saw a man with a knife in his head. It was scary, you know?

14. What if your future child looks like your current avatar?

15. No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

Sixteen, mixed up, the soldiers went to the army, the workers went to work, and the students were still at school. They once said they were inseparable, but now they are no longer in touch. No one will blame them.

Seventeen, want to raise a bunch of minions to help me do winter vacation homework.

The most handsome man in the world is an old man who is dozens of years older than me and thinks about giving me happiness all day.

What's the big deal about being in love? You can get married if you dare.

20. From a medical point of view, sucking strawberries to the neck and arteries and veins will kill people. Do you know if you love others?

Twenty-one, mixed up, soldiers went to the army, workers went to work, and students were still at school. They once said they were inseparable, but now they are no longer in touch. No one will blame them.

22. What can move me is never rhetoric, but just the right gentleness and sincerity.

Twenty-three, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Twenty-four, [patience can break out for a long time in just one minute]

Twenty-five, win together and lose together.

If you are not me, how can you understand me?

Twenty-seven, [not afraid of physical illness, not afraid of speculation, afraid that you have held my hand and loved my heart, and have already delivered it to others]

28. Do you know who I have always liked? You must know that I answered you.

Twenty-nine It's horrible to see a man with a knife in his head in the classic legend, you know?

What if your future child looks like your current avatar?

No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

Thirty-two, mixed up, soldiers went to the army, workers went to work, and students were still at school. They once said they were inseparable, but now they are no longer in touch. No one will blame them.

Thirty-three, I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me do winter vacation homework.

The most handsome man in the world is an old man who is dozens of years older than me and thinks about giving me happiness all day.

What's the big deal about being in love? You can get married if you dare.

36. From a medical point of view, sucking strawberries to the neck and arteries and veins will kill people. Do you know if you love others?

Thirty-seven, mixed up, soldiers went to the army, workers went to work, and students were still at school. They once said they were inseparable, but now they are no longer in touch. No one will blame them.

What can move me is never rhetoric, but just the right gentleness and sincerity.

Thirty-nine, what is redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Forty, [patience can break out for a long time in just one minute]

Forty-one, win-win and lose.

If you are not me, how can you understand me?

Be a bad person. Good people have no future, so they can only cry and criticize their own pain.

44. The world is so big, you will always meet the right person who will let you let go of all your anger and anxiety.

Forty-five, I want someone who can take me far away!

Forty-six, I really want to spend my life with this person I love now.

47. My lover doesn't need to be judged by others. Since it is my choice, it is the best in my heart.

48. The best love is you, regardless of age or distance.

I don't want anyone to occupy your heart, kiss your lips, be held in your arms and become the person you love. I don't want anyone to take my place.

Fifty, calling wifi at school scared me, and the phone showed [Don't learn what wifi is]!

The classic buckle says: unloading is always faster than installing, and losing is always faster than getting.

1. I went over mountains and mountains for you, but you turned a blind eye.

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to fuck him.

Changing women is as diligent as changing sanitary napkins, and one day you will have dysmenorrhea.

4. Praise is really a cold expression. Don't give the other party any chance to reply, just silently tell others: I have read it.

Mathematics is so boring. To prove a triangle, you have to make an X when you buy food.

6. Life is like a dance, and the person who teaches you the first dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

7. Remember, girl, you don't marry a prince, but someone who treats you like a princess.

In fact, we all like school, but we don't like class. We all miss the time when we had fun and laughter together.

9. Don't think how strong I am. I have no more heart than others.

10. If you go out to play with others for a day, you will find that after returning home, the remaining power of your mobile phone is directly proportional to the degree of liking this person.

1 1. If an important person deleted you, would you add it back? When he deleted me, he was no longer an important person.

12. The deepest thing is first love, but the most beautiful thing is love at first sight. /calculate/

13. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

14. The good man stood up and said, "I'm used to it. What's the matter?"

15. Being lovelorn is not necessarily a bad thing, but may be the beginning of the next happiness.

16. It's not that I've changed, but that I understand how others treat me, so I treat others.

17. Unloading is always faster than installing, and losing is always faster than getting.

18. No matter how hot a glass of water is, don't let go, because once you let go, you will lose not only the water, but also the cup.

19. Baidu is a big liar. I've copied a perfect score composition for more than ten years, but I've never got a perfect score.

20. In this world, only liars are sincere. He really lied to you.

2 1. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

22. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally left me.

My special function is that I can chat with different people in different tones at the same time.

When I first met you, you were just a passer-by.

25. When friendship is good, it is a childhood, and when it is bad, it is a biography.

26. When you raise your voice and yell at me, first think about whether our relationship is to the extent that I spoil you.

27. I finally know why I am single: those who like me don't like me, and those who like me don't know.

28. I don't want anything, but you, I want to settle.

29. What's the difference between a teacher who threatens a student with her usual grades and a mistress who threatens a man with pregnancy?

30. It is more practical to spend three years getting into a university that will benefit you for life than to love someone who has nothing to do with the future. Unloading is always faster than installing, and getting is always faster than losing.

Sometimes, that person is right beside you, but you don't know her existence, because the wrong person blocks your view.

Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

3. How can blood-stained paintings reach a little cinnabar between the eyebrows?

She asked her boyfriend: Will you have a mistress after marriage? Boyfriend said: It depends on who the wife is. If your wife were you, there would be no mistress. She said, what if it wasn't me? Boyfriend said: that mistress is you.

5. The best couples are probably in a good state.

As long as you are by my side and breathe the same air as you, I am satisfied.

7, once love, once pain, once confusion, who let me forget your appearance, but now it is forever hurt.

8. Life is sweet, like lemonade in the morning, like the sun in winter, like the sea in my dream, like meeting you for the first time.

9, there is no poison that can't be quit, only love that can't be quit!

10, I tried everything just to contact you, so congratulations, I'm in love with you.

1 1, forgive, but quietly bury regrets;

12, [There is a sea hidden in my body, brewing surging love]

13, love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile, knowing the result or despair.

14, we finally ended, no longer entangled with each other, and life finally returned to dullness. I finally understand that I am still the child who likes quiet, and I am still the child who doesn't want to compete with others.

15, if not, I will ask who your arms are open to.

16, if reality can be like a dream, it would be nice to wake up and forget it.

17, I can't help sharing delicious food and happy thoughts with you.

18, you asked me why I can't forgive you. I forgive you. Really, I just don't love you anymore.

19, the flood drowned all hope and affection, and forgiveness is the greatest punishment.

20. Let the past go with the wind, don't look back, and don't settle for the future.

2 1. See you next time, and I will hug you with the warmth accumulated for many days.

What we have been looking for all our lives is the person who is willing to stop for you. ]

23. What's it like to like someone? I feel happy at first sight, but it will still hurt for a long time.

24. When I was a child, I felt that good people were rewarded. When I grow up, I feel that good people are laughed at.

25, loved, loved, crazy, quarreled, but in the end, it was all hurt.

26. The teacher taught me well when I got 100% in the exam. And I failed because I didn't work hard. Damn, unscientific! ! !

27, good heartache, let you be happy in other people's arms.

Give me a good night and let me know that there will be you tomorrow.

29. The world is really big, but the scenery that belongs to me is you, only you.

There is a fiery red cloud in Beijing today. While walking on the bridge, a girl stood by the bridge and took a photo with her mobile phone. Under the bridge, the red color is brighter than the burning clouds, and it is connected into a taillight of a car.

3 1, you really don't care why I cry.

32. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure.

33. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, don't want a cold war, and I don't want to have a second regret with you.

34. I have made a plan to spend my life with you and am ready to leave at any time. Love deeply without entanglement is probably the correct view of love.

35. You can like many people, but only one person is distressed.

36. Disassembly is always faster than assembly, and it is always faster than losing.

37. The indifference to you is not that I don't love you, but that I can't afford your love ~

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

1. When you are with me, you will think of her. You can't hear my heart

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

You don't have to have someone to love, but to have someone is to love her well. It's easy to say, but once it's done, it's difficult. If sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose a lie. If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave; If love is a kind of injury, please don't go near it.

Unless a man is blind, he will always love beautiful women. Walking in the street, he will definitely look at the long-legged beauty instead of buying groceries. If you give up the pursuit of beauty, then men will also give up the pursuit of love. But then again, there's nothing to lose by making yourself beautiful, right?

No one can write your destiny except yourself.

6. If you lose your reputation occasionally, just have a glass of ice water and watch the city lights.

7. Time is a one-way street. It has passed and there is no turning back. Everyone is eager to keep the wonderful moment, but when they reach out to keep it, they find that they are grasping the vanity and inner loneliness after glitz. It is said that the world is so psychedelic. Sometimes, you know whether it is a hidden mirror flower or jump in without hesitation. Sometimes, knowing it is a sin, you still have to make unforgivable mistakes.

8. Without feelings and love, I can at least choose to leave.

9. You always live in your own world.

10. Never think you know everything.

1 1. If you don't love someone, don't accept all the good things of the other person easily. We can't stand disappointment again and again, and we can't stand betrayal again and again.

12. I want to scream, I want to lose control, I want to leave my hands in the air and forget everything.

13. The regret of this life ended before he started, so I passed him by and he became my most familiar stranger.

14. Let go of your troubles, cut them off and move forward bravely. You will see a brand-new self.

15. You think you are a cosmetic contact lens, and I want to take you seriously.

16. Afraid that the wind and waves would break my volute, I took it to towards the distant again and again and began to wander from a strange place. Night, sleepless, wandering in the fundus; Flowers are no longer romantic. Under the buttonwood tree in the chilly spring, people hold flowers and branches and send away the rolled-up red dust. Suddenly I thought of the slush drifting around me, and my heart was full of sadness and my throat choked.

17. There are some things I pretend not to know. I pretended not to hear something. Some people, I pretend to smile at you.

18. In the dead of night, your mind will sneak out and playfully scratch your sore spot.

19. It turns out that behind everyone's youth, there are shocking dark wounds, which can only be licked alone at night when no one is around.

20. In those unruly and overbearing years, I loved you wholeheartedly.

2 1. Everything in the past is just passing away. When the smoke clears, we will have nothing.

22. Be a kind-hearted person, let your heart flow slowly with a clear stream, let the flowers bloom quietly by the stream, let the grass grow silently by the water, and let the wasted years move forward. Be a person who cares about the breeze, let love take root in your heart, let beauty bloom in your heart, let kindness shine in your heart, and let the fleeting time smile warmly. The heart is beautiful, and the blowing wind is also beautiful; The heart is beautiful, so is the fluttering rain. Beautiful heart, everything is beautiful!

23. I said I didn't love, didn't want to, forgot and gave up. However, many times, our memory is always so fragile. Often a glass of wine, a song and a crossroads will remind you, just like a mirage. See your beauty, your smile, your bad; Look at my fault, my sleepy, my drunk; I saw the hands we shook, the words we said, and the tears we shed.

24. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they are bad.

25. There are always moments of inexplicable sadness.

26. Love is a war without smoke.

27. It's always good to start. It symbolizes a departure and another beginning that must be faced.

28. When dependence becomes a habit. But I am reluctant to leave.

29. Those fantastic years and months, like the phantom of bubbles, gradually sink into my heart.

30. Pick up the moon and listen to the wind; Don't move and watch the clouds gather. The world of mortals warms up into a poem between lips and teeth, such as a flower that blooms immediately. A flower blooms in the world, and a leaf blooms in the pursuit. No matter whether it is luxurious or gorgeous, time is silent, and life is dull to the extreme, such as a simple and elegant flower in the hand, reaching to the bottom of my heart, or a lake in front of me, so clear that I can feel my heart, so beautiful.