Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Don't be a hypocrite, be yourself.

Don't be a hypocrite, be yourself.

I've always wanted to work hard and live seriously. I always want to be sincere and keep smiling. I always hope to be full of hope and never despair. I always want to be kind to my family and friends. I always want to be grateful and optimistic. Only to find that there are always some roads in life that are already difficult. There are always too many expectations and disappointments, too many dreams and too many words to say. Always want to escape from disputes and get into reality. There are always many grievances, and I have always been helpless.

I have traveled a long way, met more people and experienced more things. Inadvertently found that the most beautiful scenery in life is inner calmness, wisdom and lucidity. The most extravagant possession in life is a childlike innocence, endless faith, a healthy body and a lover who will always hold hands. A free mind, a favorite job, a stable sleep and a good mood to enjoy life.

The performance of life needs hundreds of times of practice before it can be beautiful. Life gives you some pain just to tell you what it wants to teach you. If you can't learn once, you will suffer once. If you can't always learn, you will wrestle in the same place again and again.

Adversity is a necessary process of growth, and those who dare to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time.

It is not difficult to make a decision, but it is difficult to put it into action and stick to it.

If you treat every day of your life as if it were your last, life will be more exciting.

Those who live in yesterday lose their past, those who live in tomorrow lose their future, and those who live in today have their past and future.

Endure the pain that others can't bear, eat the pain that others can't eat, and you can reap the harvest that others can't get.

The performance of life needs hundreds of times of practice before it can be beautiful. Life gives you some pain just to tell you what it wants to teach you. If you can't learn once, you will suffer once. If you can't always learn, you will wrestle in the same place again and again.

I would rather have regrets than miss them.

Don't punish yourself with the mistakes of villains, and don't torture and waste your precious time on these trivial things.

If we all do our best, we will surprise ourselves.

Way out, way out, there will always be a way out. Difficulties and sufferings make it difficult to stay at home.

What you can learn is exercise, but what you can't learn is exercise.

On the way to realize the ideal, we must eliminate all interference, especially those beautiful temptations.

People cry when they are born, and learn to laugh later. So sadness is a low-level instinct, while happiness is a higher-level ability.

Two people * * * taste bitterness once, but two people * * * enjoy joy once, but have fun twice.

Once the drama of life begins, no matter how stage fright you have, you must play it to the end. We love to make a mistake in the drama, that is, we always pin our hopes on tomorrow, but often miss today. The past is gone forever and the future is unpredictable. The only thing we can do is not to let today be tomorrow's regret. There is no rehearsal in life, and every step we take should be precious.

We passed by yesterday. As long as you live today, tomorrow will be beautiful. Giving up can be said to be a painful thing, because there are too many desires for life and long-term dreams for the future, and many things cannot be given up. However, life is sometimes a trough, an abyss, with too much load, which may accelerate degradation and bring spiritual troubles.

A person needs a bosom friend in his life, whether he is a lover, a friend or a lover. If he/she can get his/her inner comfort and laugh heartily, this is our ideal confidant. With such intimate friends, his/her life is no longer lonely and empty.

Everyone has potential, but it is easy to be covered up by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

The person you can't forget most is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.

Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. In fact, living is a state of mind. When your mind is sidelined, you are indifferent to the pain and fame of life. Your mind is positively balanced, but you don't want what you want. You don't have to deliberately hide yourself, you don't have to be a snob, you don't have to be a hypocrite, you have to be yourself.

Some things, if you can figure it out, one second is everything, and some things, if you can't figure it out all your life, you will be imprisoned for life. Being grateful to live in the present is both a respect for life and a great blessing. It's good to have experienced and cherished it. I hope everyone can overcome themselves, be less stubborn, be more flexible, complain less, be more sincere, and make life full of warm sunshine.

Life is long, but in a flash. You will meet some people constantly, and you will say goodbye to some people constantly, from strangeness to familiarity, from familiarity to strangeness, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not meeting each other. Not everyone will be your partner, and not every friend can meet each other calmly, with a smile, a farewell and a tireless heart.

Those who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

It is desire that makes a person successful, and it is desire that destroys a person. It depends on whether you know how to let go of your desires at the right time. This is the whole process of a better life.

Man's survival is to adapt, adapt to filth, adapt to death, adapt to betrayal and adapt to traffic. People who are good at communicating with all walks of life must be the ones who can best adapt to the darkness and turn it into favorable resources; And the most just and kind people often can't adapt. They may run away, hide, struggle or perish.

How many moments have crossed my life, and how many moments have turned into disappointment.

13 a sentence that a really good man must read.

1. A good man doesn't try not to hurt a woman a little, but regards his love for a woman as noble as a belief, and he wants to do it with his life. It is through women's affirmation, recognition, appreciation, love and love that men gain greater motivation and vitality, and then achieve everything. A good man will make women feel equality, freedom, happiness, stability and trust. The most rare thing for a person is the quality and character that will never fade throughout his life. At eighteen, you are a hero; at eighty, you are a hero. That's a real man.

2. Men, the most important thing is cowardice and inferiority. The lowest evaluation of men is: no manliness, the more you look, the more you look like an old lady. One should sail with confidence. Everything should be done with a well-thought-out plan. Don't get carried away when you succeed, and never be decadent when you fail. The man who thinks he can't do anything is the most useless person, even he is not a human being.

3. You can't be broad-minded, but at least be tolerant, lift your weight lightly and walk on the road; You can't aim at a thousand miles, but at least you must have faith, be aboveboard and walk on the right path.

A person, from the day he was born, is doomed to have a hard journey in his life. Because he has to bear a man's name. In any case, this flag can't fall, and men are carrying their own flags and marching proudly.

5. Struggle can make a man. As a man, what he undertakes all his life is the commitment and responsibility to life.

6. Men must be honest. Do the right thing, do the straight thing, don't do anything that hurts people, and don't do anything wrong. We must be open-minded, open-minded, not care about personal grievances, not be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and tolerate things that are intolerable in the world. Regardless of gossip, we must work hard. I will go my own way, I will sing and I will cry. When I meet a mountain, I will kill a tiger. Because there is no reason to share it with others, it is a man to suffer boredom, injustice and pain alone.

7. Most of men's happiness is based on self-realization, even hypocritical happiness. Many times, because there is no reason to share with others, happiness will die quietly, so the burden on men will often become heavier and heavier. Man's loneliness is a person's loneliness in the world. When I want to cry, because I am strong, I endure to bury my tears; When you want to regret it, because you are strong, you will never admit it; Therefore, the more men's shoulders bear, the more powerful they are. A person's strength is the strength that stands in the world.

8. Man, you can share your laughter with others, but you must taste it yourself.

9. Men don't all want to be heroes, just want to see something in the shadow of heroes to comfort their empty hearts.

10. Real men also have a gentle side. He will care about his wife, be filial to his parents, care about his children, be sincere to his friends, be friendly to strangers, be enthusiastic about public welfare, occasionally look at the stars at night, daydream about the moon, be interested in flowers, birds, insects and fish, read until dawn, and occasionally have some humor.

1 1. Real men never keep a straight face or smile. Because he doesn't need any disguise, he shines as a man.

12. The greatest sorrow in life lies not in poverty, nor in humbleness, but in a sense of value and direction. Is that you can't find any reason, even a little thing is proud. If a person loses his proud capital, he will fall.

13. Men sometimes clench their fists and say to themselves: You can do it, you will succeed. If you are a man, you must stand up until you die. A real man will never be intimidated by any difficulties, never worship any hero, and never tremble in front of any master.

Be a classic sentence of a layman.

First, learn to be a layman, vulgar to a person's mountain residence, vulgar to know who you are, vulgar to see happiness, vulgar to have nothing, vulgar to go to bed early and get up early or not, vulgar to wild vegetables and corn in mountain springs, vulgar to butterflies flying in from the window, vulgar to the outside world, no matter how you please me, I just ignore you.

Second, be a layman.

Don't ask why you are in trouble.

I just want to be a layman.

Which four are empty? Buddha is peace.

What do I care?

Third, I am determined to be a layman.

Mercenary and sensual.

carpe diem

If I can, I am willing to abandon everything, hide in a place where no one knows me, be a layman, and live an idle life.

Fifth, in life

Nothing is certain. I'm 26 years old, and I may really be different from before.

I don't care about three things I used to care about now.

Three things I care about now

Make money, make money, make money

Without literature and art, there is no winding path leading to a secluded place.

The rest is to work hard and be a layman.

6. Be a layman.

Never mind the rules.

Don't care about pointing

A happy smile

Sad and noisy

follow one's own inclinations

arrogantly

Indulge occasionally

Occasionally introverted

It is necessary for others to see through it.

Others don't understand

It is necessary to do things freely.

Speak softly again.

You can talk nonsense.

It can also be steady and steady.

Clean and free

Have no other desires

Seven, to be a layman, only secular and not vulgar.

Be a layman, and live a clean and comfortable life.

Be a layman, greedy for money and lustful.

Be a layman, look at mountains like mountains and water like water, but you are the whole world!

8. Life is like chocolate. You never know whether the next bite is sweet or bitter. I don't know. It's still in the middle of 20xx. I don't know if I'm still a layman and don't show my emotions. Be a prodigal son if your heart is free; Be sensible, interesting and rational.

I used to think of someone to shelter me from the wind and rain, but later I found that the wind roared and the rain poured down, and I woke up in the swaying. Only I can build four walls to shelter me from the wind and rain, and I also know that I am warm and cold. Only my own efforts and the balance of my wallet can let me sleep peacefully.

Some people say that the more you grow up, the more lonely you get. Perhaps the more we grow up, the more we know what we want, and the less willing we are to compromise for the so-called friendship or love.

I can come or go.

Nine, this expression is very enjoyable. I dreamed that Miss Fat Buddy (Dilraba) sat up and moved herself. She was a layman, greedy for money and lustful, and healthy!

X in the next year, I will be inspired to become a Jesuit with excellent academic performance.

And Mr. Wang with sweet voice and good temper.

Be a layman first, and then support your dreams.

Xi。 Why do you want to live someone else's life in their footsteps?

That's all,

Just be a layman.

12. I want to be a layman who has fun with you day and night, but I am a single dog who has no object in the secular world.

Thirteen, to be a layman, to know the world and therefore not worldly.

My wish in this life is to be an ordinary layman, and my wish in the next life is to be a dog.

Fifteen, there are too many reasons in this world.

Never live for others.

Be a kind layman.

Do it if you don't agree to have fun.

Sixteen years have passed, and I haven't asked for information or learned about it. Finally, I lost to myself. I think time is the best treatment. It turns out that all the cures are skin injuries. I thought I had gone far, but now looking back, I still stand still; I am still struggling wholeheartedly, where is the intersection? How far is the road ahead? Whether to continue tomorrow! Everything is so tired. I'd rather be a quiet layman and wait for the passage of time.

17. It's easy to get emotional at night. I don't know when it became so emotional. It was agreed that it was a Buddhist girl. Perhaps regret has become the norm in life. None of us can live as contentedly as adults. We still have to love life, be a layman, want nothing more, be stable and free.

Eighteen, don't want to be a good girl.

Huazhuang

Love once, break up once.

Drunk and dreaming once.

Be a layman

Nineteen. afterwards

I just want to be a warm and kind layman.

Not drifting, not impetuous, not sad or happy.

No big dreams.

Face is full of magnanimity.

Wish you all the best.

I wish you happiness.

May you be strong enough to protect your girl.

May the people I miss spend the years safely.

Twenty, strive to be a layman: greedy for money and lust, integrity.

Greedy gentleman's wealth, good beauty, integrity.

I prefer all the natural things in this world, such as the sun, moon and stars, mountains and rivers, blue sea and blue sky. But I'm going to be a layman again. I'm rich and famous, and I've worked hard. After all, I just want to find an interesting soul in the illusory world, and we can see all the nature I love together, that's all.

Twenty-two, a layman, greedy for money and lust, romantic for a lifetime.

This is really enough for a boring life.

Twenty-three, where did you get so many dog blood inspirational chicken soup? I just want to be a layman, eat, drink and be happy every day. I don't want to do something I don't like, and I don't want to go to work. I just want to find someone who can buy good food in buy buy.

Twenty-four, a layman, greedy for money and lust, romantic life.

Be a layman, be free and easy, and wander all your life.

Twenty-five, when I'm ready, let's drink and eat meat together!

Be a layman from now on.

If you meet someone who wants to be loved, you will give all you have to love.

If there is no sea of people, then go for the house, car and ticket.

Be a layman

Vulgarity of love and desire

Twenty-seven, be a layman, loaf all your life, be clean and comfortable.

Be a layman, talk and laugh without emotion.

Twenty-eight, because my life is not good, so I can't see others. Because you have a bad life, you envy other people's lives. So, from now on, be a layman, be bohemian, be a layman and relax, okay?

Twenty-nine, should be enough? Should be satisfied?

Gradually become very afraid of others getting angry.

A layman who knows how to control his temper.

What's wrong with being a cool girl?

Even if you are in an embarrassing situation every day, you can cope with it safely.

Because I don't care anymore, what's so sad? Ha ha ha ha.

You have to be heartless to live a rich life, don't you?

Thirty, I am just a layman in secular desires, and I want to be an angular teenager.

Don't be a layman if you have the ability.

Because. You always have to work hard to like the feeling of a person's bones.

Thirty-two years old, immersed in my own fantasy world, I have been unable to extricate myself. I am so tired, I want to be simple, be a layman and simply want to learn.

Thirty-three, be a layman, don't talk about debts, and live up to the meeting.

Be a layman, greedy for money, lustful and upright.

Thirty-four, knowing people, knowing faces, not knowing hearts,

As a layman,

Know the world but not the world.

People,

Will you stop being so melodramatic?

Life is morbid,

Or am I sick?

I still remember that I first read Mr. Wang's works when I was a freshman. The name is an elegy on the earth. For some reason, I couldn't buy it in the market, so I downloaded the electronic version and printed it myself. Maybe it's the editor. There are many typographical errors in it. I still stay at home! There are publications now, and I like Mr. Wang's works very much. I am neck and neck with Mr. Wang, determined to be an exquisite layman!

Thirty-six plans, you have to become a monk first, you have to become a monk first, and you have to be connected with the truth of Buddhism's accession to the WTO before you can be born. You must understand other people's customs first. For example, if you want to save a hungry person, you should give him food first, instead of doing ideological work for him, you should bear it, or you should not just think about material things, but have a little spirit. He won't listen to this. You don't talk to him until you are all hungry.

Everyone feels different from the average person, indeed. But you must realize that this difference is a little different after removing one thing, but often most people have nothing after removing the same thing. Admitting that you are ordinary and a layman can avoid many mistakes and is the correct starting point for being a man. There is nothing special about you. You may not be as good as others when you encounter the same thing under the same conditions. You should have compassion. On the basis of this basic attitude, we should be kind to the good, and then pursue our own unique brilliance and greatness.

Office accident.

In fact, the idea of wanting to fall in love will only come into being when I am most lonely and helpless. Many times, I don't even think about it. No matter how difficult it is, I will overcome it. I still want an independent soul rather than doting. Interesting soul is one in a million, and I'm not that one. Just be a layman.

Thirty-eight, be a layman, be chic, why care about unnecessary things and people?

I don't want to be a greedy and lecherous philistine, but I am a man who looks upright.

Forty, from today on, be a layman.

Mercenary and sensual.

carpe diem

Don't be the best, just be yourself.

The dusk is thin and cool, and it is already summer.

I don't want to die or live like this.

One heart needs the warmth of another to be happy.

When we are lonely and helpless, we can only find satisfaction in our own language.

All kinds of worlds say so, but they can't do it.

You belong to the dock, you are a ship, and you are all passengers.

Just warm. Why bother, treat everything as one. ? joke

Don't be the best, just be yourself.

Whenever you joke with other boys, do you know that I have been watching behind you?

I would rather be happy for one more second, because I will be sad for one less second.

When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand didn't move, but it took away our best time.

I turned down everyone's favor, just for your uncertain future.

We are all molecules, and we can do nothing but madness.

How to sing love songs without sadness?

The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold a thousand times a day and don't allow others to insult us.

You have a good life, so I won't bother you.

You are like a placenta, your head is a fetus, and walking is a dish.

Bowing your head, you lose your face and your spine.

Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets.

If I really bother you, please tell me and I will leave you.

Shut your mouth and take your fingers away.

Miss you every day, keep a heart every day, and leave the best love to you.

Every time I lost a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there was the Great Wall.

I love you, so I have to say it out loud.

Forgive my naivety, forgive my consistent immaturity.

Every day's yesterday will become history, so we should seize today.

A man saying I love you will convince you that it is true.

Just because I'm haggard doesn't mean I'm hurt.

I thought that time would not slip away if I held the watch in my hand.

Holding the red leaf that witnessed our love in my hand, I can't find any trace of us before, just like that, it's gone.

You can say good night to me every night, whether I am asleep, awake or inconvenient to answer the phone.

Fear, who, and emotional jokes, will it be too much?