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Boys' signature 20 19
1. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We can't seize the day.
In this world, either do nothing or do the best.
I'm not so much a playboy as you can't catch my heart.
I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!
In the past, brothers were scattered, and fame and fortune had long been looked down. I love and hate glory, and I have no intention of fighting again.
Although I like her very much, I never told her, because I know that what I can't get is always the best.
I like to help others, especially girls.
8. Men's eyes lie.
Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good guy.
10, never regret it, the world of mortals is free and I am drunk.
1 1, independent and proud, overlooking life at your feet, crying only for beauty.
12, it's not that I don't approach women, but that women don't approach me!
13, wife ~ Happy birthday! Your happiness and happiness will be exclusively sponsored by me in the future!
14, the biggest role of a man alive is to make his beloved woman happy!
15, you won't die if you don't smoke, but it will be worse than death.
16, don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a low-key otaku with a little edge!
17, don't blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.
18, I knew my sister's heart had changed. What is talking about fucking love?
19, when you say I don't want you, you must not marry, which makes me feel guilty.
20, Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and men's words are a bit hanging.
2 1, sister, you are my brother, I'm going to take off my pants.
22. The first sentence of the list of men's lies: I don't care about your appearance.
23. I would rather go to sleep with memories and lovesickness than hold a beautiful woman I don't like.
24. Honey, I was wrong. I acted as a servant and asked my wife to come back and enforce the law by herself.
25. Don't talk to my brother about feelings. You are not the person I want to talk about.
26, with a great mood, looking at a huge life.
27. Cover up sincerity with anger, wisdom with stupidity, and unruly in the bones with superficial gentleness.
28. Actually, I don't want to have you, but I am attracted by your smile.
29. A man with a good temper is particularly attractive.
30. A man is like a coin, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind.
3 1. If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.
32. So far, I think the man who is willing to tie his wife's shoelaces is the most handsome!
I am not Andersen, so I can't give you fairy tales.
34. I come from the earth. Don't talk to me about Mars.
35, don't put the caller ID on my sister-in-law!
As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter, and shameless charm when smoking.
37. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do your homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.
38. I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.
39. Girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.
40. I am not a literary youth, nor can I pretend to be the literary fan you want.
4 1, I'm not looking at the moon, it's Chang 'e!
42. I have no car, no house and no money. Will you marry me?
43. Men should open a world by themselves.
44. I am not handsome, but I have a posture.
45. There are always some men who never post photos of their girlfriends online because they always want others to think that they are single.
46. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.
47. Don't be infatuated with my brother and come out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.
48. Your [world] is full of her [traces].
49. If you want to be young and have no regrets, young people should dare to think and do.
50. A good man should spoil his own woman and be indifferent to other people's women.
20 19 the most sought-after naughty and funny personality signature
20xx's hottest naughty humorous personality signature
1, honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you give you three sticks?
I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.
I remember what I said most when I was a child: I won't play with you.
Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.
5, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
6, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?
7. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?
8. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.
9. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?
10, nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.
1 1. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.
12, I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know that from the first name and surname, I finally returned to the first name and surname.
14, sometimes, I stare at you and say silently: I don't believe you don't look at me.
15, I want to study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.
16, such a strong wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.
17, the so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day.
18, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.
19, some people rely on strength, some rely on vision, and some rely on imagination. In short, they rely on personal ability.
20. The champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. I saw this signature explode decisively.
2 1, I like you, it's none of your business. I'll try it if I like it.
22. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?
23. The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.
24, one-on-one hit, one-on-one hit, although I will lose physically, but I will never lose to you mentally.
25. The small shop next to the school bears all our childhood dreams.
26. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.
27. Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.
28. Before you, my world is dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.
29. I thought I was evil. It was not until I met him that I knew that there were few people better than me.
30. It is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.
3 1. Press the night on the bed during the day, and the sun is born.
32. My mother said: The prodigal son never changes his money. Whoever gives me gold, I will change it for him.
When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.
34. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.
The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.
36. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.
37. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.
38. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.
39. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.
40. Young man, I came to you through time and space. Why haven't you come to me yet?
4 1, love doesn't hurt people, others hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. The brain is funny unless it plays tricks on people.
42. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.
43. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.
44. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.
45. When I was a child, I ate watermelons and sharp ones. When I eat them, I stop eating them.
46. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.
47. Pro: You know, only mosquitoes will never leave you this summer.
48. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?
49. Yes, the cheating in this exam was very successful, and it can have a happy ending.
50. Whether studying or traveling, body and soul must be on the road.
20 19 domineering personality signature boy
1, I am an arrogant and conceited old Chinese doctor.
Don't challenge my cards with your personality.
I love you, don't explain, because explanation is a cover-up.
Don't give me a sweaty look, or I will get back at you with my nose.
5, the high-end atmosphere is high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation, unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, crazy and cool.
6. Catch the thief first, then curse.
7. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
8. Waiting is not a matter of time, it is worth it.
9, the sky is going to destroy me, how to go against the sky.
10, feelings are tepid, who takes who seriously!
1 1. Has your family always propagated according to the principle of hybridization?
12, you are also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
Listen, I allow you to like me. There is no other way but to grow old together.
14, only three words, who will go with me?
15, don't say low-key, this is the tone of my walk.
16, Sao belongs to Sao, Sao has chastity, base belongs to base, and base has dignity.
17. When I fell asleep, I slept out my ideals and saliva.
18, I have been imitated and never surpassed.
19, crows in the world are generally black, and there are a lot of homosexuals in the world.
20. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that they are so beautiful.
2 1, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!
22. I have mastered a way to hurt my girlfriend, and now I only need my girlfriend.
23, the vast Chineydy, I only come for the evil smile that proudly blooms.
24. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.
25. I stick to my style and live in my time.
26. If I can shake hands with freedom tightly, I would rather lose everything.
There is still a long way to go, and it is uncertain who will be brilliant.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
29. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.
30. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
3 1, don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.
There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength.
33. You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending.
34. When my life falls into samsara, the only unchanging memory is my life.
35. Men may not be handsome, but they must be like men.
36. Put on your dog skin and mask. Get out!
37. I can only lift chopsticks now, which is very sad. There is wood, there is wood?
38. If you can't be your prince, be your knight.
If you dare to laugh at me again, I will make you laugh.
40. Why do you call those ungrateful people dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!
4 1, in the world, everyone is very cheap, but in different ways.
42. People who live only once should live in arrogance.
43. If you can't fathom my temper, don't take my excuse casually.
44. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
45. hey; Now men are more and more like women. Women nowadays are more and more like barbarians.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
47. When you were still in the mainstream, you killed Matt's brother and began to rise.
48. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to go to the blackboard and tell the answer.
49. A man without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.
50. Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist next to your face.
5 1, when swearing, the most painful thing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.
52. There are too many dogs in this world, and the messy grass can't be removed and restored in the spring breeze.
53. How dare you talk to me like that?
54. Why do you want to prove something to an unworthy person? Life is better for yourself.
55. Your lies are like airplane brakes, train flat tires and elephant shit!
56. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.
58. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.
59. If you let go of my hand, don't say goodbye, just go.
60. Men don't rely on handsome, they all rely on manners.
To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.
62. When my son grows up, I will ask him to go to Qingguo College when he is young. Don't be a headmaster like your father.
Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!
64. Don't you have a toilet at home? Are you here to spray?
65. Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket and say it.
66, life is given by parents, cherish it, the road is your own, be careful.
67. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
68. You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!
69. I think you have 13. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend
70. Roll for me, roll as far as your thoughts go, and roll as fast as the speed of light!
7 1, ah, it hasn't changed with time, it's still so ugly.
72, don't discharge to elder brother sister-in-law, there is a caller ID!
My good sisters are not many, but they are all qualified.
74. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.
75. Don't be infatuated with my brother. I'm just a low-key otaku with a little edge!
76. I finally found you. See you send messages every day. Your wife asked me to take a message for you. She has had a miscarriage. Did you change your number? Take care!
77. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day makes you such a brain-dead person.
78. Anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones. Anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.
79. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
80. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.
8 1, as long as the spirit does not decline, winning is better than losing.
You and I, missing is missing, and I never miss what I have lost.
83. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.
I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.
85. If you can't be your bride, be your bride's maid of honor and tear her wedding dress.
Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.
In fact, you were deceived by your own eyes. You are not beautiful or cute.
88. If you have more friends, you will have less thoughts, and more people will play with you.
89, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother belongs to her.
90, shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.
9 1, since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and my people are black.
92. A smart person like me never claims to be smart!
93. You think you are Popeye, and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?
94. Shake the wool in the street and your pocket will look better than your face.
95. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.
96. There is only one word difference between romance and idleness, just as there is only one bar difference between one and two.
It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?
98. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of my brother in the Jianghu.
If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who hit you in the face.
100, embrace the only one in the world, hopelessly firm.
10 1, I have no advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person.
102, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.
103, don't fucking step on the delivery wound and ask me if it hurts. Labor and childbirth trample on you, and you fucking hurt.
104, bullshit life, tough bullshit.
105, it will be a bolt from the blue if you are well.
106, if you lay a finger on your brother or sister, I will ruin his whole heaven. I am arrogant, even more arrogant!
107, how did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and every day I know that I am ashamed in front of people.
108, whoever is innocent in life, it doesn't matter if he makes a little mistake.
109, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.
1 10 In the face of cold water poured by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils.
1 1 1, you made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You are dispensable to me now.
1 12, when people say that your breasts are big and your hips are fat, you should immediately show him what you put on the chest pad! My chest is flat.
1 13, don't be depressed, life is like an electrocardiogram, and smooth sailing proves that you are dead.
20 19 boys' signature
20xx latest boy personality signature
1, there are plenty of fish in the sea, only my brother doesn't want to find it.
2. Woman, woman, who can understand what a man's heart is like?
I am quitting smoking and smoking. My image as a good citizen.
4. Brother is not Lei Feng. Don't let Russia help you easily. Russia is not that great.
I am not your Bibab, and I will not be scolded by you.
6, my brother is Altman, worth having.
7. A real warrior dares to face his girlfriend who takes off makeup!
8. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
9. Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.
10, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
1 1, men are not philandering unless Shenyang is not greedy.
12, I am a man in this world, don't fall in love with a bitch.
13, the most touching charm of men comes from experience and vicissitudes, a little casual loneliness and haggard.
14, perhaps because he is too young to know what treasure is.
15, I know you know my heart, we don't need language communication.
16, believe it or not, 1 I patted you on the wall and couldn't even pick it off.
17, if you mess with me again, I'll punch you on the wall and you won't be able to dig it out.
18, my father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
19 This girl, dressed really cool, looks really lost.
Don't tell me what's wrong with you. He who has a grass mud horse is a bastard!
2 1, men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.
You can't buy a house unless you settle down your mother-in-law.
23. The poor monk knows that he is not good enough to heal through clothes. Teacher, that old woman is very rude.
24. The secret of a man's longevity: eat the food that his stomach can digest and marry the woman that he can support.
25. Going to school is like going whoring, which costs money and effort.
26, Bajie, don't think that you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
27. I will sell sanitary napkins when men come to menstruation.
28. Men, don't fuck for free in the name of falling in love.
29. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.
30. A man's praise is like perfume. You can smell it, but you can't taste it
3 1, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
32. I was pulled out before I could flirt.
Don't talk to Niu Ge, I'm going to throw bricks!
It is an absolute fact that money is attractive.
35, otaku is a very unstable state, as long as a power outage will degenerate into a caveman.
36. The person who can't find the lantern wants to ask you if the lantern is too dark.
I once believed you for a while, but I spent more time regretting it.
38. If you don't go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must go to hell.
39, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but it may be a Tang priest.
40. Give me a woman, and I can add a nation to my motherland.
4 1, brothers, it's easier to hide than to prevent.
42. Why is Altman crying? Because his girlfriend ran off with the salted egg superman next door.
43. I am just a sad person, accustomed to the cold world.
44. I didn't know that sperm is expensive when I was young, but I will cry when I am old.
45. People are like talking on the phone. Either you hang up now or I hang up now!
46. Don't be infatuated with your brother riding a bike.
47. Boss, weigh two catties of love and take it home to feed the dog.
48, believe in fat brother, get eternal life, magic immunity, physical immunity, beauty leaned over.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
50. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
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