If you don't swear, 45 words are poisonous.

If you don't swear, 45 words are poisonous.

1, I know you can't spit ivory. Look at the way your pig is stuck. It looks even more shocking than Nima Xifeng. You should go to hell as soon as possible. What else do you want besides making excrement?

2. Because I am a woman, I can't swear, swear or chat. Fair enough.

I want to find my inner self. I don't care about my figure, my appearance or yours. I don't smoke, drink or swear.

You know I've been sneering at all your pseudo-hooliganism, so can you stop being mean?

Just after washing my hair outside, the barber has been nagging me if I am a local and how to travel. I've been laughing. I'm really upset. I want to get angry and swear. I am in a bad mood. Can I blow my head quietly?

6. You are so strange and wandering that I can't help sighing about the magic of your parents.

7. I looked at your face. It was a face with a high coefficient of friction, which made me experience that long time personally.

8, bad temper, love to call names, man character, you still fucking love me so much! ! !

9, scold a man: I wish your wife will always be a virgin. Scold a woman: I wish you a virgin forever.

10, I feel like cursing when I see you.

1 1. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

12, if I grew up like you, I would have died long ago, and the sooner I died, the better.

13, I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother and aliens have been dependent on you for too long.

14, I didn't copy a good word and praised me for being handsome. Why am I covered with scars and she looks a little abnormal? It is not as good as an old lady in her 100 s.

15, you don't have the guts to work to the top, and you still play games with my class.

16, no truancy, no swearing, no popularity, no smoking, no drinking, no judging, no puppy love, damn it, I can't do it.

17, is your new love beautiful? Don't you fight, smoke or swear?

18, it is said that swearing should be civilized, so a classmate translated "really fucking unhappy" into "sincere mother's unhappy"

19, remember to bring a flashlight when you go out at night, and just take a flashlight to your face when there are bad people.

20. I know that animals like you don't spit ivory.

2 1, painting plum in the snow-dog's feet

22. I think it would be much more elegant to swear by the name of the dish. For example, your uncle is minced meat noodles and your grandmother is duck blood vermicelli soup.

Scold the scheming bitch, swear without swearing, scold the bitch without swearing, swear without swearing.

23, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

24. There is a kind of person who is not good at words. Speaking Martian language is like the language cursed by human beings!

25. How dare you go out with that face? Your goal is to frighten to death one by one, right? Grab a telephone pole in the street, lift your hind legs, pee and see what you look like!

26. The scourge of damaging the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were humiliated,

27. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house.

28. Can you curse when you are in a bad mood? !

29. Why do you have Zhang Wudi's face against my clever language? Your mother is a professional escort, and she has an unrequited love for the big fellow Hei Li Kui jy. She grabbed your mother to play reincarnation, and the basket hit her.

30. Every time you get drunk, get upset, fight or swear, you will come to me first. Thank you, brother.

3 1, she has an imposing manner that can make the opponent's blood walk half a square before a duel.

32. The days when I learned to swear, drink and fight with you are the best ... because I am rebellious, because I am stubborn, because I have you. ...

33, others want to fly a plane into Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving.

34, if you pretend to be B, the world is invincible; If it's fake, ninjas are invincible!

35. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

36. I used to learn to swear, but now I learn to fight.

37. A girl who likes to swear when she is angry is a good girl, and a good girl stands up.

38. How much do you really think you weigh? Lao San shouldn't treat you like a mistress, and Qiong Yao shouldn't treat you like a kiln sister.

39. Your father died at the age of one, your mother died at the age of two, and your sister raised you by selling herself at the age of three. Why don't you listen?

It's 40 years old, who his mother doesn't express his opinion? Dad just wants to call names and scold himself by the way, which is the most annoying thing for his mother to shed tears. Dad also caught a cold today. Fuck you, Dad has a bad nose, a headache and a bad heart.

4 1, who said that all idiots in the world are used to call names? In fact, there is another meaning in love, do you understand?

I said I was in a bad mood. I want to run, shout, curse, fight, get caught in the rain, run naked, drink and cheat ... my friend says I'm crazy! Why, please, please, I'm not?

43. Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

44. Others will feel stupid when they play dumb. You don't have to play dumb, others think you are stupid.

45, nothing to go to the market to pick up two moldy tomatoes, go home and make a tomato fried fishbone for your mother, and your mother is still squatting in the toilet to sing the red sun.