How to start a chat with someone you like?

How to start a chat with someone you like?

You: "Are you there?

Ta: "what's the matter?

You: "Nothing, see if you have lost it."

You: "Don't talk yet."

Ta: "Have we talked?"

You: "Then let's talk."

You: "What is the antonym of boredom?"

Ta: "crooked and greasy"

You: "I love you too"

You: "I find that you are no different from a book."

Ta: "why"

You: "Because the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep."

You: Uncle went to the pigsty to count pigs and found one missing. He looked for it for a long time, and guess what?

Ta: what's the matter

You: Listen to my story.

You: Let me tell you something.

(then don't talk for a long time, come back when ta comes back.

Ta: what?

You: Nothing. I just made a bet with someone. She bet you wouldn't call me back. I won. I'll bet you two cups of milk tea, give you half, and buy you a drink another day.

Go straight to the topic "Buried together?"

Send something and then withdraw it, you know what I mean?