What are the interesting offline messages on QQ?

Online search for "QQ interesting offline messages" will come out a lot. Here are some examples:

Hello, I'm going to wait for a few people, and I'll be back soon.

I'm going to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

There you are at last. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

The subscriber you called has not installed OICQ…… ... ...

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. thank you ...

The master is not here. Where have you been? Just ... just not telling you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message. ...

The user is not responding. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

Introspection, later. ...

DD, you are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

DD I'm playing gobang, and I lost my pants last time because I was distracted. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

Di, this is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

The computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you!

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

Stop arguing, I'm going to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser! !

Be right back after the commercial!

This casual departure has caused our nostalgia. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

The subscriber you dialed is being classified in the system, please redial later.

Your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

Hello, OICQ is on vacation today. I am a net worm ... ...