Tik Tok 20 19 Funny Piece A very popular joke on Tik Tok.

1. Really old, Sao! Autumn clothes are stuffed into autumn trousers and autumn trousers are stuffed into socks, which is the minimum respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm first!

You're only young once, and you can't start over. Therefore, everything is forgiven. We should subvert the whole world smartly, be completely ridiculous, forcibly destroy it, get into trouble, take patents, pretend to be kind, take stunts, and let the whole person see fate by talent.

A girl with only a high school education has mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short time through self-study. This is not an inspirational story, but a final exam.

4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man has money, it is destined to be everyone's!

5. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

6. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call, and a woman said: Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of our company, 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, she smiled and said, I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, but I can't help it. Then she hung up and let me stand in the wind.

7. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

8. After the test, I got the correct answer. Finally, Xueba's answer to that big question was the same as mine, and he felt a sense of security, but Xueba couldn't say a word for a long time.

9. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a piece of glass.

10. I came out to earn money in my teens, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt! This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see myself burning!

1 1. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early to form a good habit, and over time, you won't have any friends.

12. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire.

13. There is no love and hate for no reason, only obesity for no reason! Don't expect to lose weight, one gain ruined everything, and Bajie didn't lose weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

14. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people are born at the finish line.

15. I still remember the most embarrassing thing when I was a child, that is, kissing my parents while watching TV.

16. There are three kinds of people in the school, one is to learn to bully and the other is to quit bullying. As for the third kind of people, they want to be people who learn to bully others, but they are unable to do so.

17. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.

18. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

19. You just take away what you like about me. It's your skill to take it away. If you can't stand it, just watch.

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!

2 1. Losing weight is actually very simple. You should exercise hard every day, don't eat greasy food, and stick to it day after day and year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that plastic surgery is more important to you than losing weight.

22. In geography class today, a girl didn't listen and put on makeup at the bottom. The teacher stepped forward and asked, can you describe your face with two place names? The girl couldn't think of anything, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied: Dalian, Taiyuan.

23. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

25. Those who can't even open the bottle cap are actually loading. If you don't believe me, ask her to open a courier.

26. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

27. At the reunion for many years after graduation, everyone discussed the salary issue together. At first, we thought we all earned about the same, but in the end, we found that they all said monthly salary, only my annual salary!

28. Mathematics, you have become a mature course. You should learn to pass your own exams.

29. I can only do three things in my life at school, watching the results show, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; Even worse: watch the local tyrants' achievements, watch the schoolmasters show their love, and watch couples show off their wealth.

30. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

3 1. When someone closes a door for you, there will always be a kind person who leaves an unlocked phone number on the wall for you.

32. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two daughters-in-law, one for cooking and the other for washing clothes. When I grow up, I find myself thinking too much. Marrying a wife is a big problem. Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, who will do the laundry is still a problem.

Remember, no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.

34. It seems that your lung capacity is quite large. Otherwise, how can you blow it so big?

35. I am like a fly lying on the window. Birds and flowers are singing in front of me, but I always feel that there are invisible walls everywhere.

When we were young, the school taught us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is realistic.

37. I always treat money like dirt. Anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.

38. When I paid my salary, my dad said that money was tight recently, so I asked your mother to fight the landlord, and then I agreed, and then my salary won this month.

39. Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over, and it's time to pretend!

40. What two people miss each other is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch.

4 1. Some seemingly quiet girls have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

As long as you are my friend from today, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

43. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

44. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

45. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

46. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

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1, don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

2. At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

4. If you take off the order on Tanabata, I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

5. People who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. All of them are sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

9. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

10, the so-called true love is that when two people are so ugly, they are worried that the other person will be taken away.

1 1. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

12, you should feel at ease and be fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

13, I have only one requirement when looking for a partner: I can get along well with other partners.

14. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

15. If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

16, hello: lend me your daughter for one year, and I will pay you back one big and one small next year.

17, it is much more difficult to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

18, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

19, I am a good-natured person. If someone steps on my bottom line one day. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

20. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

2 1, it's cold, someone hugs, and no one adds clothes.

22. Just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I was blind from then on.

23. It is very cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

24. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

26. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.

27. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

28, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

29, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

30. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

3 1, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

32. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

33. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

34. I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

35. It's okay to drop my mobile phone so many times. Later, I thought it was my height that saved it.

36. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

38. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

39. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

40. People are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

4 1, you say cold, I say cold.

42. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by a lollipop. We need at least three.

43. I put up with an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.

44. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.

45. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

46. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.

47. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

48. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

49. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

5 1, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

52. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow.

54. If it's a mistake to be handsome, I'm already wrong and don't want it.

55. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

56. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. I usually cover my feet with my face and then pass out!

57. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

59. When you take the test paper, buy a lighter.

60. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense. Not a person, but a dog? It's true to think about it now.

6 1, I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, the company will know whether I am there or not.

62. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

63. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

64. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

65. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

66. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

67. What stars do you see? It's all gum.

68. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and get out of hand, but I really want to see it.

69. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

70. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me with my mobile phone in my hand.

7 1, some people make you feel bad seriously, and some people owe you a toothache.

72. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

73. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, while enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

75. Although giving up won't kill you, even if you die, you won't give up.

76. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

77. I want to touch you If you are dissatisfied, you can kiss me back.

78. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

79. Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

80. When I was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. It's the other way around when you grow up.

8 1, it's no use fooling me when I don't want to talk to you. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

83. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

Tik Tok's very popular birthday wishes.

1. May you be warm in winter and not cold in spring. May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May you have a lover along the way, may you go all the way well and the girl return.

2. Thanks for the time. After one year, I grew up and thanked myself for being different at each stage.

3. I hope I can laugh, make trouble, be casual, dare to love, hate and chase.

I wish for the rest of my life, happiness is mine, thinness is mine, and wealth is mine.

5. My eyes are sunshine and my smile is frank. I will not live up to it in the beautiful days to come.

6. May the person you miss say good night to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone.

7. May your wish come true and you have no regrets in this life.

8. In your dream of being on the verge of spring forever. I wish you happiness! Happy birthday!

9. May you have a bright future, wish your lover all the best and wish you happiness in this world.

10, I wish you sunshine, bright and not sad.

1 1. May all the places you go are hot spots and the people you meet are bosom friends.

12, full of flowers and picturesque scenery; On this day that truly belongs to you, may you embrace the future and may your face be as gorgeous as spring.

13, willing to be free and easy; May time slow down and old friends stay; May there be stars in the night and fish in the river. ...

14, I wish you a happy life, sincerity and kindness; May the sun shine wherever you go; May the distance you dream be warm; May you take dreams as a horse and live up to your youth.

15, I wish you a warm and virtuous life and a happy birthday.

Tik Tok's very popular inspirational speech.

1. As time goes by, the sunshine varies with different moods; The green leaves are different because the wind is different. Life is like this, life will face different choices, no matter what your choice is, please don't forget: the road is your own, and happiness is your own creation!

2. Since you are human, you should look like a human.

Tik Tok's inspirational picture: since you are a person, you should have a person's appearance.

Your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a loser in ten years.

There is injustice in this society, so don't complain, because complaining is useless! People always make progress in reflection!

Tik Tok's inspirational picture: Since he is human, he should look like a human.

It is not easy for two people to be together, their shortcomings can be corrected, and their personalities can be adjusted slowly, but when the opportunity is lost, it is really gone, so we should cherish each other.

6. No matter how hard you try to manage and keep fresh, some people and things may still be lost. You can't control others, you can't control the world, you can only control yourself. In all the vagaries, try to live beautifully and best. If people have never failed themselves, they are not afraid of the future.

Tik Tok's inspirational picture: since you are a person, you should have a person's appearance.

7. Don't be afraid of any bumps on the road at any time. When soldiers come, they will block up the water and cover it up. There will always be another village.

8. Even the most ordinary person should strive for the existence of his world. The more you grow up, the more cautious you become. If you want to live happily, everyone advises you not to care about other people's comments. But not everyone can do this. Since you can't be indifferent to the external evaluation, please do your best to do everything at hand.

Tik Tok's inspirational picture: since you are a person, you should have a person's appearance.

9. If God gives you a pair of wings, you should fly with them bravely. Even if I give you fat, you should burn it and wander happily, young man.

10. Life should have its own value. If a person can't make his life brilliant, there is no reason to make it bleak.

Tik Tok's inspirational picture: since you are a person, you should have a person's appearance.

1 1. Entrepreneurship, like love, won't make people succeed overnight. It is not easy to find the right taste. Only those who persist in making decisions will have results. Be practical and be careful. You will get what you want, and time will give it to you.

12. Think a thousand times, it is better to do it once. A gorgeous autumn is better than meaningless wandering.

Tik Tok's inspirational picture: since you are a person, you should have a person's appearance.

13. The most powerful people in the world are: get up when you say it, do it when you say it, play when you say it, and leave when you say it. If you can afford it, just let it go. Life is a kind of practice. May you gradually become a strong self.