Copywriting sand sculpture

Copy sand sculpture (selected 48 sentences) 1. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision. 3. Aunt who sells slippers at the gate of the community, do your family know that you are so naughty? I asked her how much a pair of slippers cost. She said 20. May I say 10? She said yes, do you want your left foot or your right foot? The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully. I envy you ugly people. Can you at least say something when you are lovelorn? Who made me ugly? To comfort myself. The little girl selling nuclear bombs didn't sell any nuclear bombs today. At night, she was so cold that she lit the nuclear bomb. Everyone in their village saw their grandmother. 7. Once, my wife expressed her passion to me in this way, which moved me to tears. Mix with me, I have a bowl brush as soon as I take a bite of soup. ? 8. I don't know where I got my confidence. If you don't study hard, you will do nothing one day, but you always feel that you will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong. 9. At noon, the boss called his colleague and said that there was a traffic jam at a certain intersection and asked his colleague to send him a box lunch. In the evening, my colleague called me, still at that intersection, and ordered two lunches. 10. From the moment I stuffed my clothes into my long pants, I knew that fashion was getting farther and farther away from me. 1 1. The medical examiner in the hospital asked me: Have you ever done dangerous sports? I thought about it and answered: Yes, sometimes I talk back to my wife. 12. My mother told me today that it doesn't matter even if I can't get into college in the college entrance examination. She found me a strong supporter. I asked curiously: Who is it? My mother replied faintly: Guanyin Bodhisattva. 13. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. When I was short of money, I got angry again. 14. There are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as mental as me. 15. I have lost weight once, and I feel sad to think about it. 16. Your life can be summarized in nine words. Salary? Suit yourself, the salary will naturally cool. 17. I am most afraid that others will ask me what my future plans are, let alone the future. I will fight for the next meal for a long time. 18. Love can be fake, marriage can be fake, friendship can be fake, honor can be fake, and the world can be fake, but I think it is true in the beauty camera. 19. Look down at your own meat. So gentle that you can't shake it. 20. I admire those people who dare to buy anything without money and finally have a good life. 2 1. Is anyone online dating? I can only accept 15km long-distance love, and my battery car will be dead any further! 22. What happened to Pinduoduo? I feel good. I always worry about buying fakes in Tmall JD.COM, but I don't have to worry about buying fakes in Pinduoduo. 23. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are from the beginning of the year to the end of the year. I hope someone I like will buy it with money and let me give up completely. 25. Seeing that others are in their teens and twenties, their property is over 100 million, 10 billion, several billion, and I only have a few million, which is still pixels. 26. I just graduated from college. When I came to this company for an interview, the boss told me that although the salary is not much, I can get rapid growth in the company. Now that two years have passed, the boss has not lied to me. I look like a man of forty. 27. He never said that he loved me. I checked the chat records? Love? They are all members of iQiyi. Let me borrow them. 28. He never said good night to me. For once, I'll have someone kill you sooner or later. 29. Can you be my friend? My father drives a Rolls Royce and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm kidding. 30. When I was a child, I always heard people say to me:? It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, you will look good when you grow up in a few years. ? Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to. 3 1. Female:? Why didn't you have a girlfriend after we broke up? ? Man:? After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you. ? 32. At the company dinner today, the leader praised me in front of everyone, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I had the funds for this activity. 33. My son came home trembling: Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today? . Dad is very angry: don't call me dad if you fail the exam next time! ? My son came back the next day: Sorry, brother! ? 34. I have a dream since I was a child: wearing sunglasses, driving a Lamborghini sports car and wearing gold clothes to go home. Now I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate him at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision. 36. Who said that? Don't forget, there will be repercussions? The person I like never talks to me, and the idea of getting rich overnight has never come true. 37. Don't be afraid to refuse. If one person refuses, he will confess to ten people. If ten people don't accept it, he will confess to a hundred people. If you persist for a long time, someone will be blind. 38. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat! 39. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 3000 yuan. Later, after careful measurement, cold medicine is only a few tens of dollars, and it is still cost-effective to buy cold medicine. 40. When I came home today, I found my daughter-in-law lecturing her daughter, so I asked her, what's the matter? Why are you still so angry? My daughter-in-law said angrily, I asked her what she wanted to do in her next life. She said that she wanted to be my mother and teach me a lesson. 4 1. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money. People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife. 43. That year, the head teacher told us: Actually, I don't object to your falling in love. It's just that you remember to find a responsible person who will let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming? 44. If I could choose my life, I would rather keep it simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good. Xiaoming's biggest goal in this life is to buy things regardless of the price. After years of hard work, he finally went blind. 46. When I was a child, I was always called ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I was unhappy then. I got into a fight with them when I went up. Since then, I have never heard anyone call me ugly, because I was called deaf by them. 47. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off. 48. Some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, and I am special. I'm struggling to survive, and I haven't lived yet.