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Emotional message, I really want to ask, but I'm afraid it has nothing to do with you.

1, I won't hate myself. I love myself so much. Ha ha ha ha ha.

I know it's none of my business, but I still want to know why his head is replaced by the emotion he used when he was with his first wife. I'd like to ask, but I'm afraid his words have anything to do with you.

I really want to know what happened to him, but I don't seem qualified to ask.

4. Friends who overlap with each other the most, when replying to others and you don't even have a compliment, really hope that there is no circle of friends.

What I hate most about myself in my life is pretending that I really don't care when it hurts to death.

I hate sending messages to people who won't come back when I am drunk, so I look down on myself.

7. But when you are drunk, you can't control yourself.

8. I want to send a circle of friends when I am in a bad mood, and then I want to close my circle of friends when I am restricted by the male ticket.

9. Those extreme pursuits are not romance or personality, but volcanoes that may erupt at any time.

10, to be honest, I met such a person in the first half of the year. . Touched myself and disgusted others. . . Now he is still on my blacklist, and I won't consider releasing him in the near future. .

1 1, it's really, really terrible. This kind of boy, knowing that he can't get it, still insists on beating and makes extreme behavior! ! ! This will really create a psychological shadow for girls.

12, I'm afraid that such a person will not give up after breaking up. There are dozens of calls a day, and the mobile phone is turned on in Do Not Disturb mode. Watch me play games every day, and add my friends after the game is hacked.

13, I hope none of you will encounter it. I hope it's really just a fallacy.

14. If you want others to hate you, do something disgusting, such as asking him for money every day, speaking ill of his family every day, and telling her not to take a bath for a month.

15, some people just use abnormal tricks and excuses to love you. Obviously, I was forced to turn others into my own heart.

16, I saw the man who killed his girlfriend because he was broken up a while ago. He is afraid that he is broad and extreme, and he can't be provoked. He thinks that society is abnormally developed, which is simply morbid.

17, I had a similar experience. After I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, he often came to the company to send me flowers and so on. Once when I got off work, he waited for me downstairs. I ignored him and almost took me away. After all kinds of text messages and phone calls, I changed my number. Horribly, he even knew my new number and said in a short message that he knew which community I moved to. Maybe a good friend told her that this woman broke up with me. She is the only one who knows what number I changed and moved to a new community. Later, she scared me into quitting and leaving the city. During that time, I was really afraid to open the door after work, so I called the police. This kind of person is really extreme.

18, there was once a boy who could even commit suicide in order to chase me.

19, he is chasing her in the way he thinks is good. He doesn't even consider whether she likes it or not. He doesn't understand her at all. They are totally inappropriate. People who really like you are wishing you happiness. If they are together, he will hold her soft-hearted, and in the future he may force her to death and kidnap her morally. It is better to call the police directly and classify it as harassment.

20, this kind of person is probably seen on the news, not too scary and extreme!

2 1, girls should play with their self-protection ability, so as not to meet such disgusting people and resist.

22, so terrible, why are you looking for Lanyou? Read Jiugongzi's article, wash and sleep!

In fact, he is really ordinary, but he is special in my eyes.

1, 2008 will always be young. As you get older, you will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of.

2. How long can the relationship that has been saved last, just like whether it is broken or not is difficult to choose again.

The most painful distance is that you are not around but in my heart.

4. The best hard work is to miss you crying, and the best happiness is to remember someone!

I am really fragile, and I can't afford to be confident without you.

6. Empty eyes, collapsed body, nervous brain. This is me now.

7. Don't think that men like thin women. What they want is overall slimness and partial fullness!

In fact, he is ordinary, but he is special in my eyes.

9. Betrayal is more terrible than being in groups.

10, lose yourself in front of anything, even dogma, even the eyes of others, even love.

1 1, Ma Ma said I wanted to be a useful person, and I said I wanted someone.

12, be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.

13, there is always someone who will sprinkle a handful of salt on your wound when he leaves.

14. If one day I give up, you know, it's because you're not here.

15, I also want to have a group of crazy people like my sisters when I was a child.

16, there are people like me who occasionally wake up when sleeping, as if they had fallen.

17, don't take the person who hurts you too seriously, you are the only protagonist in your life.

18, you can play with your nose for a while if you are bored.

19 For example, I hate being alone. If you have more contact with him and have a good time, I will hate you, too. In my eyes, birds of a feather flock together.

20. When you take a different road, you can see different scenery from others.

I miss this sentence from my husband very much.

Sometimes I suddenly miss my husband, my parents and my chubby nephew bag. I wish they were with me. I can see them at any time.

I miss this sentence from my husband very much.

First, it is the feeling of being loved, a warm feeling, such as touching the fingertips of your lover and melting into your eyes. This is what it feels like to miss you.

Second, I don't know why I miss my husband so much tonight. I remember when he started his career, we were separated as we are now. The only difference was that I quarreled with him every day. I cried and told him every day that your family had given up and it was useless to earn so much money, but now I won't. It seems that I can forgive him gradually. Although I often secretly wipe my tears because I miss my husband, I will never lose my temper with him again. Oh, I can't tell.

The moonlight shines on the windowsill, and I think of you in my heart. Is everything all right?

Fourth, I miss my husband very much in the middle of the night. I thought for a long time, struggled for a long time, and deleted my circle of friends. People who are homesick now should think about it secretly.

5. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

6. If you don't love her very much, she said that you should break up if you want your husband to sleep at night.

When I miss you, I will write your name in the palm of my hand. Spreading out is missing, grasping is happiness.

Eight, the sky, breathing my memory, imperfect sentences, what kind of poems to write, depicting the traces of loving you, there is always a sunshine skill to show the unswerving life, dear miss you.

Nine, when my husband is away, I miss my husband. When I am here, I suspect that life has started a hard mode. But I miss my husband very much now, especially.

Looking forward to the morning, I struggle to wait. Although I can't hold you with my hands, I can't keep looking at you with my eyes, but I have a heart that can always miss you. I hope you can feel my affectionate heart.

Eleven. I miss my husband late at night, especially my husband. I think I can smell my husband. I like to play with my husband's mouth when I can't sleep. I will never grow up with my husband and live in a fairy tale world.

I didn't miss you at all just now, really, I have forgotten.

Thirteen, the world is too noisy, I found a pure land for you, where the lake is always clear, where the air is full of tranquility, and the snow-white moon shines on the earth, hiding our happy memories. It's in my heart. Honey, I miss you.

On the third day of work, I miss my son, my husband and my family. Life is like this. I felt very tired at home and desperately wanted to escape, but I really left home. I really miss my son and home.

Fifteen, husband, the light is red and the wine is green! The city is gloomy, but you make me feel that life is so brilliant! I am ordinary, and being with you makes me feel free! Words are short-lived, and thinking about you all the time is constant!

Sixteen, I miss you, my acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, dancing leisurely in the dew of the spring rain, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

Husband: can you be gentle and blame your wife less, so I may do better and don't always be at a loss. I miss you so much.

Eighteen, red and green, every year; Every minute counts. Love you for 365 days every year, miss you for 24 hours every day, miss you for 60 minutes every hour, love you for 60 seconds every minute, and say two words every second: Love you!

Your legs must be very tired! Do you know why? Because you've been running around in my head all day. But I don't want to give you a holiday yet. I want to see you on Valentine's Day!

I had been uneasy until yesterday. I haven't heard from you for a long time. I miss you. I don't know about you. If you don't want to make me feel bad all the time, please reply to me immediately!

2 1. It's hard to miss you when weeding at noon. I know I'm happy to have you in my heart. Honey, let me see you soon. Without you, even if I am busy, I will feel bored. I want to hear you tell me a story. Really, I miss you so much!

Twenty-two, every time I can't coax my baby to cry, I especially want to cry, miss my husband and feel wronged.

Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's really hard. It's really hard. I miss you so much now, I'm afraid you're sick, I'm afraid you can't sleep, I'm afraid you can't eat well, and I'm afraid you think as hard as I do.

I want to send my thoughts about you to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

I miss my husband very much! But I can't say it! Oh, it's no use thinking about it! Take a bath and then go to bed.

I was in a bad mood last night. All kinds of dog blood scripts in my mind, about ex-girlfriends and old women, and then I miss my husband very much, but I thought that he was finally going out to eat, and I sent a WeChat urging him to be too noisy, so I gave up. I didn't expect the door to ring in less than 5 minutes. He came back and felt very happy ~

Twenty-seven, I came back and took 999 cold medicine. I was particularly uncomfortable, dizzy, blushing and missing my husband. General weakness, weakness, discomfort.

Twenty-eight, how many days and nights I miss you, how many times I love you, you are my endless concern, and when I am with you, I am full of the feeling of loving someone.

Twenty-nine, husband, your handsome posture is always in front of my eyes; Your strong muscles will always be in my arms; Your powerful eyes in the sky twinkle in my heart, dear, I miss you all the time!

Thirty years old, I miss my husband. My husband can coax me to play at home. My husband has a good temper. Watching me punch myself in the face is a cheap trick to coax me ~ My husband's temper is really getting better and better.

3 1. Life is about making choices again and again, and you never know which choice will change you. On the third day, it will take two whole days to go home. Today, I made a video with my husband and suddenly wanted to cry, thinking that my husband had a nervous breakdown. My husband has been very busy recently. He has been to four places in three days. I am so distressed. It's late at night, talk nonsense. Sleep to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon and absorb some positive energy!

32. In recent years, I spent almost all April and May in my husband's company. April is coming. I miss my husband very much these days.

Standing at the window thinking of you, writing your name by hand. Standing in the rain thinking of you, let the rain become your shadow. I miss you in bed and let my soul break its shell and go out to see you!

Honey, I have a lot to say to you. There is a lot of helplessness to ask you to help solve, but in the end, in a word. It feels good to miss you.

35. When I wake up every day, your clear shadow turns before my eyes. No matter what you are doing, you should be distracted for a while, just thinking about you and counting when you will come back.

Thirty-six, my husband came home from work unhappy this afternoon, saying he had a headache. Looking at him without saying a word, his face was not happy and obviously depressed. He also thought about discussing whether to sweat at noon, but there was no result. I wonder if my husband is angry with me? ! Then I felt very, very uncomfortable. So I love my husband very much. I remember the first time I went to his house to meet my parents. Afterwards, he said his mother didn't like me, but I cried at home for three days! ! !

37. Joy comes from you and sadness comes from you. I will miss you day or night, whether we are together or apart. As long as you need me, I will always stand by and watch.

Thirty-eight, suddenly homesick. I miss my husband, my parents, a little helpless and want to cry. It was full, and I suddenly wanted to give up for a moment, but even so, I still had to bite the bullet and finish what I was doing. I'm thinking in my head, what will happen if I quit? In fact, this will not happen. You can't influence anything. But I don't want to involve others because of my own reasons. I think I am a kind person after all.

After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

Forty, you dream during the day and at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

Forty-one, husband, I miss you when I have nothing to do, because I miss you when I have something to do, I miss you in the morning, I am happy when I have your days, and I am comfortable when I miss you at night.

Forty-two, people are particularly vulnerable at night. I also happily planned the life of a single aristocrat during the day, and now I really miss my husband.

Forty-three, the cold current can't cool my love, the hurricane can't blow away my thoughts, the noise can't cover up my voice, and the night can't cover up my deep feelings. I really miss you!

44. Husband, you are my love. Even if I become an old woman, I will go shopping together every day. You are still my support. I will always be your favorite and miss you.

I feel a little tired. I want to talk about it quietly. It doesn't matter what the relationship is.

Once, I also strung a string of peeled lobsters, and after filming my circle of friends, I was robbed by my dog friends. Everything is ready, except for the right person to wait for me.

Take care.

You say no, but you are honest at heart. I can tell from your name that you are married to love.

Now that he has become an ex-boyfriend, it means that his time with you is over, and so is his time with you, so it doesn't matter who he is with.

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Now with the growth of age, people around me are urging me to find someone and feed the dog food. I still insist on quality and light weight, because I have seen many unhappy families get married in a hurry.

What? I just want to wait for him to come back to me as soon as possible Although I will envy others, I will tell him later that I am waiting for you, so you should come quickly.

A good lover is not introduced, but found by himself. In fact, most people who persuade people to make do with marriage have never experienced a good love.

Love should not be prosperous, but single-minded. Love doesn't want to be vigorous, just want to stay and wish happiness.

When you fall in love with someone, you like to laugh with him, and then change yourself for him and do things that you have never been good at before.

I always want to cross the ocean to find you. Just because I miss you so much, I want to see you, and I hope to have you by my side when I get up every day.

Do you open your eyes or do you close your eyes? This is the best love story I have heard recently.

It is better to waste your youth on yourself and do what you want than to wait for someone who has no result.

It's a pity that Yueru sacrificed herself for Xiaoyao, but I think Xiaoyao will never forget her.

Some people, you know clearly that you didn't succeed, and you are not that important in their hearts, but you still insist until you are moved and you don't get a corresponding response.

. Every time I want to give up, I wonder if I can just stick to it. Love yourself

To love is to go forward bravely, until the courage disappears, only to understand that you need someone who knows how to hug yourself.

He cried with me, played with me, carried me home, remembered what I liked and didn't eat, and would chat with me until dawn, but we still separated.

Love is like a maze, walking in circles. Some people separated and some people met again. I believe that one day, you will walk out of this maze and your sweetheart will wait for you at the exit.

Some things are too late for you to realize, and some people may have missed them when you wake up. Speak out when you meet that person, without saying anything inappropriate.

Torture each other

I don't know if such a person will really appear in my life, and I don't know if this is really realistic, but I still want to believe it!

Imagine loving someone on a boring afternoon. The two chatted slowly into the evening, smiling at each other, eating fried chicken and drinking beer together, and then holding hands together.

Sunbathing on the moon ~ Talking about boring days, eating favorite meat and doing stupid things with me.

Meeting is the heart, the peace of mind in life, and love can be a little bit in life.

Let the excellent self stand in front of the person you love, and the beautiful self in love is the preservative of love.

The best thing about love is not the sweet words every day, but the shoulders that I can lean on together.

In fact, many people don't understand that a woman is not a person who wants to run all her life, but a person who can understand herself attentively when she needs it.