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Friends circle selfie self-deprecating sentences talk about 80 collections.

I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

2. I made a mistake ... this remorse in my heart! I completely forgot the most important point.

The biggest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.

I am losing weight every day except eating, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

5. What should I do if I make a mistake? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!

6. We have good facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is our mouth and face (wrinkles) and our mouth and face (acne).

7. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing remorse.

8. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

9. People with similar interests will always encounter the problem of time.

10. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

1 1. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

12. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

13. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

14. Play hard: You can only play hard. If your life is gone, what can you play?

15. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far apart, but that students live in different rooms.

16. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

17. I looked at my yesterday and lost my tomorrow.

18. It's always my casual hysteria that touches your last bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

19. Listen to you and leave me ten books!

20. Live well, and every day there is a new blow.

I don't want to hear what you said, and I don't understand it. If I knew, I wouldn't do it. I made a mistake and skipped class every day.

22. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

23. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.

24. Those stories that make me hysterical are always other people's stories. I held back a lot of words, and then I didn't bother to say it. Many things are much more disappointing, and then they don't care.

25. Does the moon bring me mood? Whether yesterday's sunshine can ignite the flame of love, the flame of my love still burns. Please give me a chance, let's regain the sweet time!

26. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

27. I look forward to your forgiveness with regret. This kind of waiting is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do. This is a more tormenting pain.

28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

29. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

30. It looks very sci-fi and somewhat abstract.

3 1. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

32. I'm drinking a lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

You don't really have to live without me, you just need a recreational toy when you are bored-Xu Yuan.

34. It is very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming, and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.

Why don't you forget it? Do you think he is not cruel enough or blame yourself for not being stupid enough?

36. Faith is meaningful only when it is trampled.

This is the last time I cry and laugh.

38. I saw a netizen's brief and powerful self-introduction-men of different sexes, who like women.

39. I don't care about the wonderful process, only about the satisfactory result.

40. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

I took a selfie in my circle of friends. Tell me about the third article 4 1. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

42. Beowulf sold his life and fought to the death to defend it. Scholars sell arguments and ruin the name of Confucius in the summer. Local tyrants sell people and flatter corrupt officials. There is nothing in my family except the old saying.

43. It's no use being handsome before the law.

44. Flowers bloom like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

45. "When you leave, I will bless you. You don't have to blame yourself or take it to heart. I am not fragile, let alone hurt. I love it anyway. "

46. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.

47. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

48. Friend, I want to thank you for betraying me and making me naive. My partner, I want to thank you, thank you for choosing others, and let me lose my kindness. My enemy, I want to thank you. Thank you for losing to me and making me arrogant. My family, I want to thank you, thank you for being eccentric, and let me have a cold shoulder. My world, I want to thank you in particular, thank you for giving me a desperate world, so that I can never trust anyone again.

49. Pop songs are everyone's favorite, but you have to rock, which is a painful belief; You love to play ice hockey, but the people around you only know football, which is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. -Embrace David's Life by Imagination.

50. Every day, no one chats on QQ, no one sends messages, no one calls, and no one returns to Weibo ... so even if I disappear, no one will find out.

5 1. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

52. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

54. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

55. My Excellence will not make me conceited, let alone arrogant because of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues so far.

56. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

57. A fool can't live without a fool just as a fish can't live without water.

58. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

59. After that, you went south and I went north, and the wind and rain did not recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers did not meet.

60. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, with blood and tears.

Let me start with a self-deprecating remark in my circle of friends. Article 4 6 1. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

62. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

63. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

64. Liking is the last unwillingness, and loving deeply is the last sadness.

65. If you are happy, you are unhappy. If you get cheap, you lose.

66. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

67. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I hold the wall.

68. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

69. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are just too lazy to do anything.

70. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.

7 1. Sorry, I can't stand your hot and cold. Please don't come to me when you are bored. That would make me redundant.

72. I used time to prove that I like you, but you used time to prove that I was a fool.

73. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

74. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

75. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

76. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

77. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

78. Never wait for your roommate to go to bed before hanging out in the dormitory, or you will be treated like a dog.

79. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Go to a circle of friends to take a selfie.

I want to kill myself, so there will be no beautiful women in this world.

2. I set all tenderness and cuteness to be visible only to you.

3. Yesterday's abyss is today's talk.

4. Potatoes and potatoes, tomatoes and tomatoes, beautiful girls and me.

Spring breeze is nothing but Yumenguan, and I am nothing but iron.

6. There was only one sentence in the meeting, "Dissolve", which was related to me.

7. Members of the beautiful girl contest were eliminated in the sea election.

8. I am willing to pay for it, and the income will be happy.

9. This is a sign of my growth.

10. Can you let me be your little tail qaq?

1 1. Patched fragments.

12. The first part of a week's life.

13. Early morning porridge is better than late night wine.

14. Strive for your own goals.

15. Selfishness and bullying are mine.

16. Play with interesting people when you are young.

17. Emotions are at night.

18. The other party applied to be a treasure in your heart. Do you accept this request?

19. Today's Beauty Online.

20. Life is not easy, and pigs sigh.

Take a selfie in a circle of friends. 2 1. Eat and drink, but don't take it to heart.

22. Your friend uploaded nine fake photos.

23. In the tail of summer, you are secretly hiding.

24. It is said that it is better to be out of your mind without an umbrella in rainy days.

25. This summer, the sun is shining, the sorbet is sweet, and you are beautiful.

26. Life is really fresh, because every day is the first day to lose weight.

27. I fell in love with a blockbuster as soon as I went online.

28. There is no copy, but you'd better give me a compliment.

29. Teletubbies pose better than me.

I hope it will never grow up.

3 1. Let nature take its course, and you won't live too tired.

32. Let bygones be bygones and live the rest of your life happily.

33. You don't like it, he doesn't like it, and no one watches my selfie.

34. Let's have a look. This P-diagram process has been improved again.

35. Someone asked me why my circle of friends is only visible for three days. I said, because I can't guarantee that every selfie is the same.

36. Life recorded in the photo album.

37. What a son of a bitch, but I dare not scold him for fear that he will bite me crazily.

38. Don't dare to say that you are addicted until you can't tell the season.

39. Life is bright and everything is lovely.

40. Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talents.

Friends circle copywriting suitable for self-portrait photos

Suitable for friends circle copywriting with selfie photos (1) 1. If the photo is fake, I will be more lovely.

Today's circle of friends is open.

No matter how ordinary life is, it is also a limited edition. Please be kind to yourself.

4. Busy days and months.

You must try to meet better people.

6. The best preparation for tomorrow is to do your best today.

7. I am busy growing up and being cute.

8. Life is not a movie, so there won't be so many unexpected encounters.

9. I hope all future meetings will go smoothly.

10. I am a person who can't accept criticism. If you think I have gone too far, I will go further next time.

1 1. I want to be a beauty in my next life, although I will be in this life.

12. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

13. Do things in March and April, and have your own answers in August and September.

14. I want to be a beauty in my next life, although I will be in this life.

15. We are unhappy because we don't know how to stay in the room quietly and get along with ourselves calmly.

16. Work hard and become a better self.

17. There are pictures in the circle of friends today.

18. I hope I am mature and steady, and my life is getting better and better.

19. Don't please the world, and don't comment on right and wrong. Be yourself and love yourself.

20. Hug strangers and expect surprises.

2 1. Will I have photos today?

I can do whatever you like.

Suitable for circle of friends with selfie photos (2) 1. I don't want to be a candy man, I want to be a ghost who takes your life.

2. Don't choose to be lazy at the age of struggle. Only after a period of touching yourself can you become the best yourself.

Despite the vicissitudes of time, the world remains the same and life remains the same.

4. Don't go back, don't love your hometown, don't talk about the past, and don't be an infatuated person.

5. My specialty: I quit when I encounter difficulties, give up halfway, eat, drink and be merry, and stay up all night.

6. Let the coming come and the going go; Let nature take its course is the greatest perfection of life.

7. If your selfie is sweet, you can match it: Not cool (? _? `) If the selfie is cool, you can add a sentence: Not good or not sweet (? _? `)

8. kiss me. The advice here is to start praising me.

9. Are you free to watch the stars drying the moon with me? If the moon and stars are not free, let's stand under the lamp, if you are free.

10. Comment on the three generations of America and praise the rich life.

1 1. Today I'm limited to using all the sugar to remove ice.

12. Network performance changes face

13. Daily diet

14. On the journey of life, all you have is happiness.

Welcome to my happiness.

16. Hide tenderness and loveliness and leave them to the people you like.

17. The world needs us, and we also need the world.

18. Let's start a beautiful day with a romantic copy.

19. You should be quiet, excellent, quiet and strong.

20. The more you get, the more you want and the more you lose. Don't forget, I just wanted a smile and an extra hug at first, which was a surprise.

2 1. Ding-dong! You have a new circle of friends, please check it out.

22. Don't take yourself too seriously, you are just mine.

Suitable for friends to copy photos with selfies (3) 1. If you look good, don't take it seriously. If you look ugly, don't take it seriously. If you do, you will lose.

2. Today is a fake smile girl.

3. Some people accept cuteness. I'm free anyway.

4.xx month xx day limit

5. I can't think of a copy, and I have to take a selfie after a long time.

6. It's cloudy and sunny today

7. The story is bleak, and we know each other and leave each other.

8. Treat others with sweetness and discipline yourself with salt.

9. I hope that I am mature and steady, and I am getting better and better.

10. Cute is not easy

1 1. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever.

12. handbook of unhealthy life on earth

13. Today's mood is a parabola with an upward opening. .

14. Don't say that you are nothing. You are good at playing mobile phones all night.

15. Elegance is not a training, but an experience; Indifference is not camouflage, but precipitation. As time goes by, the only thing that grows old is appearance, but the soul can become more and more moving. Good morning.

16. Be grateful and gentle when you meet.

17. I miss you because I can't think of a copy.

18. Don't feel happy all the time, just have happy moments every day.

19. I'm getting used to it, too, and I'm suffering.

20. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.

2 1. When will you be happier?

22. "Ordinary children love life"

Suitable for friends to copy photos with selfies (4) 1. I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

Today I am the most beautiful boy in the whole street.

May everything you work hard for come to fruition in the end.

4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Myself. Good night, too.

5. I like my present age but I don't like myself now!

6. Girls' photos will expire when they are held back.

7. Today's xxx/ network performance changes face/Teletubbies can pose/super-fierce faction can come than me/Shuijun! /Share pictures

8. Don't let your future self hate your present self and confuse everyone, but success is only worth brave action.

9. If I am brave enough, I will be my best friend.

10. The three best states of life: meeting unexpectedly, self-evident and self-healing without medicine.

No matter how you treat me, I love you. It is my right to love you! Pursuing you is my dream!

12. Always remember: what is best with you.

13. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

14. I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband in the chest.

15. Challenge 100 day is not cute, the first day fails.

16. Life is neither long nor short, just enough to have a good look at the world.

17. How cute were you during the holiday?

18. Your friend uploaded two fake photos.

19. Life is destined to go through hardships again and again before you can create something different. All experiences are gains, and all gains are the grace given by God.

20. I often record because I think life is worth living.

2 1. I want to drink milk tea, eat meat, exercise and get thinner.

22. Half sunshine, half haze, meeting will come unexpectedly.

23. It will take you 30 seconds here.

24. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but there is a lingering fragrance in the aftertaste.

There are pictures of friends and girlfriends taking selfies.

There are pictures of girlfriends taking selfies in friends circle (I) 1. A long time ago, I didn't expect you to cry and laugh with me. I have been moved, quarreled, annoyed and crazy. But I never regret having such a person with me. You and I are inseparable, and even go to the bathroom together. ?

You have no scruples about talking with her. Scold if you want, and you are your best friend if you really talk about everything.

Don't fall in love, be a lovely girl.

Thank you for passing my panic in this life. My barbarism is always biased towards me.

I wish you gentleness, Excellence, decisiveness and spotless.

6. Maybe my girlfriend is picky when she is fine, and she will never give up when she is in adversity.

7. I want to be the godmother of your child! And the best sister in your life.

8. Girls' photos will expire if they are not sent.

9. All right, let's talk. I really want you to say yes.

10. I'm glad to meet you. This is our lifelong friendship.

1 1. They are busy and care about each other.

12. I went out to play with the cutest person.

What is a best friend? Can I eat? Xiao er, give me two Jin to taste!

14. The backer who wants to work with you wants to be curious and playful with you forever.

15. On the road, not for traveling, not for someone, but for meeting unknown self and beautiful scenery on an unknown road.

16. There is only 1 person in the world. How can I not cherish it?

17. What is a temperament girl? Small print on the chest, small expression on the face ...

18. There is no road for nothing, and there is no pain for nothing.

19. You are the only one in the world. How can I not cherish it?

20. mine is irreplaceable.

There are pictures of friends and girlfriends taking selfies (Chapter 2) 2 1. You really look like fine weather when you smile.

22. Sadness should be appropriate, after all, it can't solve the problem.

23. I have a lot of thoughts. I look forward to seeing you next time.

24. You are an indispensable part!

25. How to send a group photo of girlfriends? The sentence 1 is suitable for taking photos of girlfriends.

26. Starry sky, firefly, you are my whole summer.

27. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.

28. I know it's strange that I have sex with you.

29. Ordinary cute girl who is not enough for the universe/? ^O^?

30.? o? Is it a bubbling double happiness?

3 1. On a date with my best friend, my skills were highly praised, and I'm going to be rude again, hahaha.

32. In this life, there will always be one or two girlfriends who have nothing to say.

33. It's a rule to say everything is super beautiful when you meet a girl.

34. Does anyone collect idle babies? I've been idle recently.

35. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.

36. What you've been waiting for comes as scheduled?

37. You can be lovelorn ten times, but you can't be lovelorn once.

38. My boyfriend fell in love with my old man! ! I smiled

39. A best friend means that the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

40. Life is a practice, a short journey and a long life.

There are pictures of friends and girlfriends taking selfies (Chapter 3) 4 1. Hello, everyone. The ugly one next to me is my friend.

42. Ten years later, I still have you in my selfie.

43. I prefer the present when I know nothing to the past.

44. Sharing and driving the people we care about will not be lost.

45. The best friend is the most precious person in the world; The best friend is the most precious person in the world.

46. The best friend is that I love her, but I expect someone to love me more than anyone.

47. Eating, shopping, watching movies and dating girlfriends are the basic routines.

48. Girlfriend is another love story in the world. We are not suitable for long-winded girlfriends' quotations, but only for embarrassing each other when we meet. The years are quiet and warm

49. Sell cute together, play cool together, and become a little old lady together! ?

50. A best friend is someone who sees through you and still likes you.

5 1. Friends will accompany you all your life. Whoever loses weight first is a dog.

Thanks to gravity, I met your beautiful and lovely girl who made me blush.

53. Nice to meet you. I am willing to spend the rest of my life encouraging each other.

54. No one will teach me in my life. See you in the nursing home, sisters.

55. Another self in the world.

56. Because of you, you will always come to Wan Li for appointments.

You have to work very hard to make it look effortless. Follow your dreams, don't go with the flow. If you are not cruel to yourself, life will be more cruel to you.

As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

59. The best friend is the one who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.

60. A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile.