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Tell me about Niu Niu's photo.

1. Don't forget the past if you win; Don't forget that failure has a future.

When you feel pain, learn something. Learning can help us alleviate our pain.

It turns out that love is a trip that can't be returned.

4. Make yourself more brilliant by your own efforts than by the madness of the dog.

5. If you still can't be perfect because of all the grievances, you can't get a response after shouting for a thousand times. You are so smart that you should know it's time to go.

6. Don't give up on yourself, your future road may not be full of bumps-Li Yuanchuang.

7. The power of science lies in that you can't understand the answer even if you copy it. The strength of liberal arts lies in not wanting to copy after reading the answers.

8. There is no reason to fight for your life. Even if you run in the wind and rain, make yourself smile!

9. I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.

10. All the achievements of Pepsi are respected, and its failure will be slow.

1 1. People who learn to learn are very happy people.

12. Youth is a season of abundant poetry, and old age is more suitable for the harvest of philosophy. -Schopenhauer

13. Some people are born old when they are young, and some people never grow up when they are near flowers. Some people are young and old, while others are refreshed when they are old.

14. The person who often needs gratitude in life is the one who teaches you to love, but when you realize this sadness, that fate has already become a promise to meet again in the next life.

15. The highest ideal of life lies in the pursuit of truth.

16. Can you stay with me until tomorrow?

17. Frustration is actually the tuition fee that should be paid for success.

18. Don't be sad. Sometimes we have to live like hedgehogs!

19. The ideal book is the key to wisdom. -Tolstoy

20. Luck is an opportunity that happens to bump into your efforts.

Two rabbits tongue twister.

Two rabbits

Two white rabbits,

Picking mushrooms up the mountain,

Met a deer,

Planting radishes,

Carrots,

White radish,

The hungry bunny patted his belly,

Deer pull radish,

Give it to the white rabbit,

Rabbits eat radishes,

Forgot to pick mushrooms.

Other tongue twisters:

1, old woman

Uncle Wang's old woman,

More than eighty at the end of this year.

Not hunched, not lame,

Climb the slope to sunbathe.

I like pineapple, spinach and carrots.

During the day, steamed bread is dipped in mustard,

Mustard cake in the evening.

Take a basket and fan it,

Grind the tea leaves into powder, leaving the last piece.

2. A small handleless wine cup

A very, very small glass,

A small wine glass contains a small bottle of exquisite flowers and carved wine.

Pour a small wine bottle into a small wine glass,

A small carved flower is not satisfied with a small handleless wine cup,

We use several small wine bottles to count several small wine glasses.

3, lice and lions

Four boxes contain four lice,

Four lice scare away four lions.

4. Eight houses

Eight little white rabbits,

Living in an octagonal house.

Eight children want to catch eight white rabbits,

Scared the little white rabbit,

I dare not live in a house with eight corners and eight octagons.

5. Tongue twisters in Shanghai dialect

Wall wave rattan, rattan wave copper bell.

When the wind blows, the rattan bell rings, and when the wind stops, the rattan bell stops.

Liu Ning left Nanning in June and smuggled into Liling, Hunan.

Liu Ning left Nanning in June,

Sneak to Liling, Hunan Province to see the phoenix tree.

Liling phoenix tree has dense branches and leaves,

Liling Tung in Nanning is different.

6. Niu Niu and Niu Niu

There is a Li girl in the east,

There is a Liu Niu in the west.

Liu Jia Niu wants to eat Li Jia dou.

Li Jia Niu drove Liu Jia Niu away.

7. Draw a phoenix

Three phoenixes on the pink wall,

After painting the Phoenix and Pink Phoenix,

After painting Hongfeng and Huang Feng,

Keywords Red Phoenix, Huang Feng, Pink Phoenix,

Sanfeng is awesome.

8. Fan without wind.

If there is no wind in the fan,

Don't fan when there is wind.

No fan, no wind,

When the fan is fanned, there is wind.

There is wind without a fan,

Even the fan has wind.

The love story of two wolves

Kissing Linlin It rained all night at home last night. Today is sunny, and the temperature is over 30 degrees. I woke up for the first time at 5 o'clock this morning because the dog outside was already barking. It seems that they really stay up late and get up early! Dear, you should have got up helplessly, poor ah ~ ~ kiss!

When I arrived at the office in the morning, I found that the air conditioner was broken and was waiting for maintenance. I am sweating and writing love letters here, and I have gained weight ~

Today, I read a love story about two wolves. I forgot the name of the book, only the cold and gentle words let me remember. The gist of the story is this:

At dusk, when the sun goes down, several wolves are walking slowly in the jungle. They are a little slow and old. The sun shines gently on them, the wife's silver-gray hair is like satin, and her husband's majesty is undiminished. From time to time, they look at each other with gentle eyes, look back on their boyhood, their brilliant love, the mighty posture of their husbands and the graceful posture of their wives. They lost their vigilance by indulging in tender memories, but in this dangerous forest, their disaster came. Suddenly, the husband fell into a trap dug by the hunter. The trap is deep. The husband saved all his strength and failed to escape. His strength is getting weaker and weaker. Its front paws kept scraping the soil around the trap and kept hitting the trap. It's already dripping blood, and the silver-gray hair is covered with sweat and mud. His wife has been waiting by the trap to encourage him. After a day like this, the male wolf was hungry and had no strength to jump up. His wife rushed into the forest to catch the prey, took it into a trap and threw it in. With her weak and old body, there are fewer and fewer prey. When she hunts, she must constantly fight against more powerful enemies of the same kind. She stumbled and was scarred, but she never left the trap because there was her husband in it. As the days passed, their bodies became weaker and weaker. The female wolf can only catch a little food at a time, and she gives all her prey to her husband in the trap. Finally, the wolf in the trap was found by the hunter, caught in a cage, transported back to the village, displayed in the whole village, and finally killed. The mother wolf followed all the way to the village. On the night when the male wolf was killed, everyone dispersed. At night, people heard a shrill howl. The next day, people saw a dead female wolf where the male wolf was killed.

After reading this novel, I was shocked for a long time and deeply moved by the love of the animal kingdom. Wolves have always been called cunning and fierce animals, but what we read here is their warmth and loyalty to love. No wonder I have always liked wolves, an animal that most people hate. This kind of love in the animal kingdom has eclipsed our present human love.

I wonder, will our love be like this? Maybe we haven't reached this level yet, but we still have a lot of time, and soon we will definitely be warmer and more loyal than them.

That's it, honey. I have always trusted you and myself, and I love you ~ ~

kiss

Linlin

Action description fragment: The first action is: move your eyebrows.

1. When Mr. Lu saw this, he immediately strode up to the classmate, helped him to his seat, stroked him and helped him massage the green bag. A series of movements were so familiar and skillful, and then he went to the podium to continue correcting his homework.

Dad reached out and hit my umbrella on his head, holding me in the rain. Take me around the puddle and avoid the traffic all the way. At the end of the school gate, he handed me the white umbrella with his gentle big hand and turned and walked into the rain.

She kept staring at the butterfly, and finally the butterfly stopped on a flower. She hunched over, holding a gap in her hand, and tiptoed carefully, sweat dripping from her face. She crept up to the butterfly, suddenly bent down and held the butterfly on the flower with both hands. Carefully put her hand out of the seam and leaned her head against it. She accidentally let the butterfly fly out of her hand. She pursed her mouth in a hurry and anger, put her hands on her waist, but immediately jumped up like a deer and chased another target.

4. Granny Liu didn't dare to go over, brushed her clothes, taught Banel a few words, and then slipped to the corner door, only to see a few people sitting at the gate, talking about the east and the west.

5. I picked up two pens to make chopsticks, and prepared to clamp a chalk head. I have been skilled for a long time!

He held a cigarette between his middle finger and forefinger, then took a sip and exhaled.

7. I held my breath, bent my hands into an arc, approached slowly, then swooped forward and quickly buckled my hands. Haha, look where you are going!

8. I saw him reach out, cover his chest, and then wave. In this way, the performance of the left hand and the right hand began.

9. I pursed my mouth and raised my eyebrows. My eyes are round and my nose is wide open. What a modern version of Pig Bajie!

10. Suddenly, he stopped, steadied his bike, turned around and kissed my eyes in the air. He waved to me, turned and rode away.

1 1. Without saying a word, Teacher Ding smiled and sprayed colorful snowflakes on Wu Baocheng's head. He really looks like a lazy sheep in a cartoon, which makes our class laugh, and both of them turn anger into joy.

12, dad lit a cigarette, and a trace of white smoke curled up and slowly dispersed in the air like a cloud. The smell of smoke soon filled the whole living room. I raised my head buried in the newspaper and coughed a few times. That sound is very subtle. But dad seems to be very sensitive about this. I immediately put out my cigarette, fanned my hand in the air and gave me a sorry smile.

13, Teacher Kong brought a board and a knife, and a pomegranate with orange in the yellow. Pomegranate is like a shy little girl with a red face and small flowers on her head. The yellow flowers were cut off by the teacher, revealing a faint yellow inside. One knife was not enough, so I cut another knife, and the middle was like a circle the size of a pencil head. Later the teacher cut it into the shape of rice and divided it into eight parts. With one click, the pomegranate is separated.

14, there was an old woman on the cross road, with a slight hunchback and a fat body, walking hard on the empty road with an umbrella. The wind came at me with heavy rain. She bent forward hard, grabbed the umbrella, stepped back half a step and staggered forward.

15, I opened the painting, picked up the brush, divided by three times five, and hooked a deer. However, because I didn't observe it carefully, I painted the deer head as a child's head. How ugly! Erase the repaint, but it's drawn to the right again. I had to draw another duck swimming in the river on the left side of the paper and twist the deer's head to let it look at the duck. I've finished painting. It's really good.

16, I'll start the action at once: my left hand is extended, my right hand is extended, and my right hand is pulled from bottom to top.

17, the first action is: move your eyebrows. I compared it with the mirror. I either blink my eyes or shrug my nose, but no matter what I do, I just can't get away from those two naughty eyebrows like brothers.

18, the two girls rushed forward as soon as the gunshots rang. Their movements are coordinated and powerful, flying briskly on the ice, just like two swallows flying close to the ground, and you can't give in to each other. Finally, under the enthusiastic cheers of the coach and the audience, they rushed across the finish line almost at the same time.

19, I cheered up again, racked my brains and frowned: I see! I have one eye closed, one eye open, one eyebrow left, and the other eyebrow upturned. Isn't that enough? Haha, I succeeded!

20. The game has started. Teacher Zhang shook himself and pretended to be cold. Then she puts on a coat.